(Rise of the shield hero)

Jaskier: Can't have anyone find out who you are.

Mousesack: Geralt of Rivia, the mighty witcher!

Geralt: Oh shit.

Fuck

Geralt: i'm not your friend

Jaskier: Oh, you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?

Geralt: o-O

Geralt: Doesn't rhyme. All good predictions rhyme.

Happy sword is happy :D

when you see it *facepalm*

Don't care about StarWars

Geralt: I was traveling by swamp.

Renfri: That would be your mistake, then.Why wouldn't you travel by main roads?

**Closest path to objective** **My path to objective**

I swear!