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Alexa: I AM TRASH :D
Alexa: SO MUCH FANDOM TRASH :D
Alexa: I completed Homestuck on August 10th. Over. 10000. Pages. Of Microsoft Paint GIFs.
Alexa: And I love it! So much, I decided to talk to a few of the characters!

::dancingGerman began pestering carcinoGeneticist::

DG: Hi!
CG: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND HOW ARE YOU CONTACTING ME
DG: ×sigh× Rude as ever, I see...
CG: YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION
CG: ARE YOU A HUMAN? TROLL? WHATEVER BULLSHIT RACES ARE ABLE TO CONTACT US?
DG: I am a human, Karkat
CG: HOW. THE FUCK. DO YOU KNOW MY NAME.
DG: I know a lot about you. Your friends. Your not-so-friends.
DG: My name is Alexa.
CG: I'M KARKAT BUT YOU SOMEHOW ALREADY KNEW THAT. WHAT IS WITH OMNICIENT PEOPLE THESE DAYS. WASTING THEIR TIME WITH US. SERIOUSLY?
DG: Ahahahaha! Omnicient? I'm far from that! I just know your story and some crucial information about the background! I don't have any powers, unless you count somehow establishing a connection between our respective universes a power.
DG: Still not sure how I did that...
CG: SO... YOU'RE FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE. BUT YOU'RE A HUMAN. HAVE I GOT THAT RIGHT?
DG: Yes. At least, I think so. No, no that's right.
CG: OKAY THEN???
DG: Anyway, is any of your... Buddies nearby?
CG: WHICH ONE.
DG: Any of them really... Hold on. Where exactly are you right now?
CG: STUCK ON A FUCKING METEOR FOR THREE YEARS. WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS.
DG: Oh... Ohhhh my gog.
CG: WHAT
DG: I established a connection through motherfucking time. How long have you been on the meteor?
CG: A COUPLE DAYS, WHY?
DG: Oh dear jegus. You have no idea what's ahead of of you.
CG: BOREDOM, THAT'S WHAT
DG: Pfft- hahaha, no. Far from that. Though... Hm... I don't think it happened that soon...
CG: WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING CLUSTERFUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
DG: Not yet. Anyway, back to my question. Anyone else nearby?
CG: HOLD ON
CG: Karkat Who Are You Talking To?
DG: Oh! Hi Kanaya!
CG: Um. You... Know Me?
CG: SHE APPARENTLY KNOWS ALL OF US
CG: How Is That?
DG: Multiverse Shenanigans.
CG: Of Course.
DG: Well, anyway, it was nice being able to talk to you! Bye!
CG: WHOA WAIT-

::dancingGerman ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist::

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Alexa: Wow, can't believe that actually worked. Plus I got to talk to my favorite trolls! Awesome!
Alexa: Anyway, I gotta test if this works with John as well.

::dancingGerman began pestering ectoBiologist::

DG: Hi John!
EB: woah, another troll?
DG: nope, I'm human!
EB: who are you then?
DG: My name is Alexa! I'm from another universe where sburb never existed and probably never will!
EB: huh, okay.
DG: So, if I got my facts right, you have been stuck inside a golden battleship between two windows for a few days now, right?
EB: yeah, how did you know?
DG: I know a lot, Heir of Breath. About your story and about what will happen in the Alpha-Verse.
EB: alpha-verse?
DG: That's just what we call it over here. You are from the "Betaverse", because you played the Sburb Beta. The four kids from the Alpha-Verse play the Alpha.
EB: that... actually makes a lot of sense.
DG: We would probably be the 1.0 verse or something if it existed here, haha!
EB: hahaha! you're kinda funny, Alexa!
DG: Thanks, I try :P
EB: so, I take it you have something to do?
DG: Actually, no! I was wondering if Jade maybe is nearby?
EB: hold on, I'll call her for you.
::ectoBiologist ceased being pestered by dancingGerman::

::gardenGnostic started pestering dancingGerman::
GG: you wanted to talk to me?
GG: woof
GG: dangit
DG: Haha, yeah! How are you Jade?
GG: i'm pretty okay for the time being, thanks, uh..
DG: Alexa
GG: alexa. where are you from?
DG: Germany in another universe
GG: sounds cool! is it the same universe we're traveling to right now?
DG: Nope! Neither does Sburb exist here, nor did Betty Crocker literally take over the world
GG: what?
DG: What?
GG: well, john is calling, he wants to watch a movie or something. i guess i'll talk to you later?
DG: We'll see. Bye Jade!
GG: bye alexa!
::gardenGnostic ceased pestering dancingGerman::

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Alexa: Wow, that was fun! Well, I gotta go now.
Alexa: Oh, before I forget!
Alexa: ×runs up to the screen and knocks×
Alexa: Hey there, Reader! Hope you had fun reading this mess! See ya!