So I went onto my front page which I haven't done in about a week cause sick ((still am, sorry))

AND I HAVE 155 FOLLOWERS RIGHT ON DA FRONT PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is how happy I am

I am literally so happy, that I feel like I'm riding a dog

Greater Dog at that

*inhales*

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*inhales more*

THANKYOUALLFORBEINGTHEBESTPEOPLEINALLOFTHEWORLDIWOULDGIVEYOUALLABUTTERSCOTCH/CINNAMONPIEIFIWASABLETOTHAAAAAAANKYOOOOOOOU!!! <3 <3 <3

*collapses onto the floor unconscious*

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Sans: *walks in and sees me, sighs* your supposed to be resting... your sick...

*groans* One... h-hun... dred... a-and... fifty... f-five...

Sans: *picks me up and puts me on the couch*

*is asleep cause that's what I've been doing other than talking to @DawnEquestria :P*

Sans: welp... you've all made her pretty happy... and yes, im breaking the forth wall but do i look like i mind?
anyways... cya's around!

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Sans: oh and dus said that there's a possibility of an 'X Reader' coming out in a day or two but it's just a possibility
imma go now... so uh... how does she finish these..?

*rolls over on the couch*

Sans: *shrugs* this updates over so uh... go back to reading and writing your fanfics
and yes i know what a lot of you write about me...
*quietly growls* and paps...

keep them to their own timelines please..?
for paps' and duska's innocence..?
i'd prefer not to give anyone a-

B A D T I M E

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Sans: it's actually over now... leave...

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Sans: 0.0
dus!!!!

*on tablet* PFFFFFT! This is my most tame one of your Lusty counterpart I got!

Sans: ....

Probably shouldn't have said that *runs away, flailing her arms around while still holding onto the tablet*

Sans: *chases after her*

WATTPAD HAS CHANGED ME!!!

FOR BETTER OR WORSE, WHO THE FUCK KNOWS!?