I don't know why but I LOVE Game Grumps so I watched a bunch of it and thought of this
Enjoy my friends

*Duska and Sans are in Grillbyz, everyone silently listening to their conversations*

Duska: Hey Sans.

Sans: what?

Duska: Can I share something with you from earlier today?

Sans: what is it, dus?

Duska: Well, I sent you a text...

Sans: mmhm. *:)*

Duska: ...early in the morning.

Sans: yeah. *:D*

Duska: Because I have to go out to the Surface for one weekend this month, and so, I was like, I won't give specific dates, but:

"Do you have any preference whether I go this weekend, or the next weekend?"

Sans: mmhm~

Duska: Your response...

Sans: *starts laughing*

Duska: At 9:30 in the morning...

Sans: *continues laughing*

Duska: ...
"Motherfucking Mettaton W.D Gaster fuck dude motherfucking Monsterbook movie bullshit Gaster can you fucking believe this shit!?"

Sans: *continues laughing even louder*

Duska: No—no...no punctuation. (Gaster?)

Sans: *still laughing* you just made me spill ketch- oh.

Duska:...Random capitalization. So I respond:
"I have no idea what we're talking about right now."
Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you:
"Goddamn created Monsterbook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Icecap twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Mettaton man."

Sans: *continues laughing*

Duska: I respond,
"Sans, you're scaring me."
An hour passes. You respond:
"Motherfucking Mew-Mew Kissy Cutie Mew-Mew Kissy Cutie you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Mettaton... I'm very tired."

Sans: *laughs*

Duska: I'm just like:
"No problem. I-I'll tell Papyrus that you'll be home late"
Immediate, like, response, I'm talkin' like... five seconds later:

"No man I'll just talk about the Monsterbook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Monsterbook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Mettaton man he fucked over Mew-Mew Kissy Cutie crazy Icecap twins rowing Toriel resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Monsterbook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Monsterbook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Monsterbook who the fuck invented Monsterbook!?!?!"

And then, in all capital letters, two hours later:

"GERSON THE TURTLE."

Sans: *hysterical laughing*

Duska: *wheezes out laughter* What the fuck...?!

Sans: i swear to asgore, okay, first of all-

Duska: *bursts out laughing*