The day started out not normal. Here we see Megamind falling out from the sky.

Here's my day so far; went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right...I'm falling to my death. Guess they can. How did it all come to this you ask. My end starts at the beginning, the very beginning! 

Baby Megamind was laying in his crib being a happy baby.

I had a fairly standard childhood. I came from what you might call a broken home, literally broken. I was eight days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that?! Clearly it was time to move on. 

Baby Megamind was then picked by his parents in all the chaos that was happening in his home. He was laid in an escape pod. His mother handed him his minion. "Here is your minion, he will take care of you" his mother had said.

His father than gave him his binky. "And here is your binky" He said putting it in Megamind's mouth as he utters his last words to his son. "You are destined..." He started to say as the escape pod closes and started to take off.

I didn't quite here that last part, but it sounded important. Destined for...what? I set out to find my destiny. It turns out a kid from the Gloarpunked quadrant had the exact same idea. That was the day I met Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes. And our glorious rivalry was born! 

Baby Megamind's ship was heading towards a large beautiful house.

Could this be what I was destined for? A dream life filled with luxury?

Baby Metro Man's ship appears in front and crash lands into the beautiful house

Apparently not! Even fate has it's favorites. No big deal. A much different fate awaited me. 

Megamind's ship lands in Metro City Prison

Meanwhile at the large house. It had been Christmas. Baby Metro Man's ship opens as Lady Scott picks him up.  "A baby! How thoughtful." She said holding Metro Man in her arms. Lord Scott was reading the paper. "Oh, yes, yes. I saw and thought of you." He said without looking up.

Back at the prison Megamind's cell opened and he sees the prisoners crowding round looking at him.

Luckily I found a lovely little place to call home. 

"Can we keep it?" One of the prisoners asked. The prisoners were showing him cards of a criminal and a police man.

A place that taught me the differences between right and wrong. Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes on the other hand had life handed to him on a silver platter.

Baby Metro Man was flying around the ceiling. "Our baby can fly!" Lady Scott said. Lord Scott was still reading the paper. "Yes, yes, nothing but the best for you, darling." He said.

The power of flight, invulnerability and great hair! But I had something far, far greater. My amazing intellect! A knack for building objects of mayhem.

Megamind was being escorted to school. 

After a few years and with some time off for good behavior, I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning at a strange place called 'shool'. It was there that I was once again ran into Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes and the love of my life. He had already amassed a gigantic army of soft headed groupies all except for one girl; Jasmine Ritchi. 

Metro Man as a child uses his laser vision to heat up popcorn and all the school children cheer and clap.

He bought their affections with showmanship, extravagant gifts of deliciousness. So I too would make this poppet corn and win over those mindless drones.

The next day Megamind brought in an object to produce popcorn for the school children but it explodes and Metro Man uses his powers to put the fire out.

That's when I learned a very hard lesson. Good receives all the praise and adulation while evil is sent to quite time in the corner. So fitting in wasn't really an option. While they were learning Itzy Bitzy Spider, I learnt how to dehydrate inanimate objects and rehydrate them at will. Some days it felt like it was just me, Jasmine and Minion against the world. No matter how hard I tried I was always the odd man out. The last one picked. A screw up! Black sheep! Bad boy! Was this my destiny? Wait...maybe it was! Being bad is the one thing I'm good at. Then it hit me; if I was the bad boy, then I was going to be the baddest boy of them all! 

Megamind and Jasmine set off an chemical explosion in the school.

 I was destined to be a super villain, and we were destined to be rivals! The die had been cast! And so began an enduring epic lifelong career...and I LOVED IT!  Our battles quickly got more elaborate. He would win some, I would almost win others! He took the name Metro Man, defender of Metro City. I decided to pick something a little more humble; Megamind, incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!  Meanwhile Jasmine had taken on the name Revanger.