{[(So, this one is a little different. I'm on a phone, not tablet and I can't use bold, or italics. Sorry. Also, WHAT THE HEY! 400 reads. Oh My Gods!!!!!!)]}
Dedicated to M_A_D_D_I_E_06 my best chicken nugget.
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Hi! I'm Percy Jackson and if you are reading this, you know who I am. Today, I am going to ask my beautiful girlfriend, Annabeth, to marry me. It's gonna be public, though. Annabeth deserves more than a small cliché, a flower, and a ring bought at Kay Jewelers. No, she deserves a long, meaningful speech from the heart, in front of all our friends, with the ring made by Leo and Hazel. Much better. Scratch that. She deserves more. She deserved more than I could ever give her. Why she is with me, when she could've been with Luke or other, more handsome, smart, fun boys. But, if I had to re-do my life, she is one of the things I wouldn't change.
So, today we are going on a double date with Piper and Jason, recording a boyfriend tag got her YouTube channel., and going to Piper and Jason's house, scratch that mansion, from the gods for her surprise twenty-first birthday party. So, I was getting ready in my closet. We each have our own closet so I was going to surprise her. I put a flowy grey dress on a hanger by her vanity in her en-suite bathroom. I carefully put on my satin suit and my grey tie.
The velvet box strategically placed in my coat pocket, I walked down the stairs and placed on my dark brown loafers. I enter the kitchen to find two of my best friends kissing sweetly. Not that it was surprising. That's what Jason and Piper do. Piper was wearing a blue dress and silver heels. Jason was wearing a suit that matched mine, yet his tie was a matching blue to Pipers dress. They pulled apart.  I followed their gaze to the stairs.
I smiled to myself as I watched a goddess descend them. Her golden blonde hair fell in natural ringlets along her back, her calculating grey eyes gleaming, matching my tie and her flowing dress. Her dress was beautiful. It went down to her ankles, revealing her simple black flats. Her flats were simple, yet she made them look better then Aphrodite could.
She blushed when she realized that we were staring at her. I held out my hand and she took it. Playfully, I asked "So,.....what's new?". She smacked me and I mocked being hurt. She smiled.
I looked up at Piper and Jason and saw Piper on her dPhone's (demigod phone) design app. She was designing a Greek sandal that I had seen before. It was her gift to Annabeth. You see, Piper wants to start a fashion line called Piperinity (Like Serenity, but with Piper) and this was her first design, and she wanted Wise Girl to have it. Jason was also on his design app, leaning away from Piper and therefore letting us see his phone, and he was designing... A RING! Oh My Gods! I guess we're not the only one's moving fast ;).
So, I grabbed the grey picnic basket and kissed Annie's forehead. She smiled at me and I could hear Piper squeal. I sighed.
I glanced at Jason and smirked, pointing at his phone. He caught sight of me and blushed, making me laugh.
Holding Annabeth's hand, I led the way to the cars. Piper took her maroon Jeep Wrangler, Jason took his blue Ferrari, Annie took her silver Maserati, and I took my green Ferrari.
Me and Annie arrived after Jason and Piper, and walked together slowly, holding hands and talking. When we arrived, Jason and Piper, having raced each other there, were looking at the clouds, lying down on our blanket. Hand-knit by Athena, our blanket was grey with a Sea-Green owl on it.
We all decided to 'forget' Annie's birthday today, so I asked her "what's the date?". July 12.
"July 12th. Why?" She awnsered and I smirked to myself.
"Just... wondering" I said, playing dumb. She frowned and sat down, shaking Piper's shoulder.
Oh no, I think I struck a nerve. "Percy doesn't know what day it is! Can you
believe him?" She asked. Piper glanced at me, smirking.
"What's the date?" She asked, looking back at Annabeth.
Annie started to tear up. "I'll be back." She said in a barely audible whisper. She ran off. Piper frowned.
"That's not good. Who's going to talk to her?" said Jason. Piper followed Annabeth.
Seizing the opportunity, I spoke up. "Let me see it." I said. Jason blushed, knowing what I was talking about. He took out his dPhone and showed me the ring he was designing. I smiled. It was a silver band with a pearl, Piper's birthstone, and 24 karat diamonds. Engraved in the band was 'σπαρκς φλυ βετψεεν α βεαθτυ ;θεεν Ανδ α βλονδε Σθπερμαν' or 'sparks fly between a beauty queen and a blonde superman'. "She'll love it sparky." I cooed, voicing my thoughts. He smiled at my approval, but put his dPhone quickly, as Piper was coming back, Annabeth along with her. Annie looked calm and I smiled. She kissed me and then frowned. Slowly, she turned to look at Piper who took a sudden interest in her feet. "PIPER TAYLOR MCLEAN! HOW DARE YOU CHARM ME! YOU KNOW YOU ARE THE INLY PERSON CAPABLE OF CHARMING ME! YOU CANT MAKE ME FORGIVE PERCY! HE FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY!" She screamed. My eyes fell. "Annie?" 

Silence.

"Look, Annie, I was picking some harmless fun. I was making a joke and Piper played along. No go ahead. Say it. Say you need space. You need time. You need a break. Just do it already! I already know you're gonna break up with me, so just get it over with!" I said. Before she could respond, I ran. Hot tears falling down my face, I ran to my car and drove home as fast as I could. When I arrived, I put the ring in my closet. I put on a grey tee and jeans. I put in Finding Nemo and began to watch. Also, I grabbed the blueberry ice cream and began to eat my feelings. Three hours later, I got an IM from Jason. I was eating away, to my hearts content when suddenly, Jason appeared before me. "Dude! Where are you! You aren't awnsering any of us! I called you seven times, Leo called ten times, Piper called twice, Hazel called fifteen times, Frank called six times, Calypso called once, and Annabeth called...." My face fell at Annabeths name and Jason faltered. "275 times Jason." I heard Piper call out from the bathroom. "I'm taking Annabeth to the mortal doctor.  She's been throwing up for the past thirty minutes." Jason looked at me with big eyes. "Percy, get here soon. Or so help me gods, you are dead Perseus Daniel Jackson!" He swiped through the mist and I let more tears fall from my cheek. Instantly, I left. Grabbed my keys and left. I got there in fifteen minutes. Piper awnsered the door and I walked in. "Where is she? Where's Annabeth? What happened? When did she start to throw up? Tell me McLean! What'd you do to her! Oh my gods." I said, hurriedly. I don't feel too good. I sat down and felt a hand on my shoulder. Annabeth. I whipped my head around so fast, I think I got whiplash. I don't care. All I care about is her. "Percy, I'm so, so, so, sorry. I've been so moody and irrational lately and I just..." I cut her off with a kiss. "Are you okay? I heard Piper was gonna take you to the mortal doctor. What happened?" Annabeth's face fell and I hugged her. "I have news..." She said. "Percy... er, Piper you tell him. I can't. We're too young is all he'll say. He'll just leave me." She said, and with that she grabbed her keys, running out the door. I put my head in my hands. "Perce, Annabeth's pregnant." Piper said, putting a hand on my shoulder. Instantly I bolted, driving home faster than I've ever driven, arriving in seven minutes. Annabeth was sitting on the couch crying. I sat down next to her, and put my arm on her shoulder. Annabeth looked at me, her eyes full of sadness. "Annie, we're young. We can't deny they. But, with everything that we've been through we're mature enough. (Hey look it works now! ;-P (Edit 9/28//18 No. It dind't but I'll fix it for you past self.)) I'm ready to have this baby. Are you." I asked, wiping away a tear from her grey eyes that looked silver in the light. Annabeth nodded her head, causing her curls to fall in front of her face. "Here go get changed. Maybe, you could even announce you're pregnant in this video." She nodded, standing and walking to the stairs. As she made it to the fifth step, I called out "Happy birthday Annie. I love you." She smiled and walked up the stairs. Ten minutes later, she came down looking like a completely different person. Instead of a smoky eye and a purple lip, she now wore no make up (and rocked it, might I add.). Her hair was now in a ponytail. She wore a navy blue-pale white ombré tee, ripped black skinny jeans, and black converse. "Stop staring, Perce. I didn't even try. Also, FYI Piper invited me to dinner at Rialto (It's the name of a small restaurant in my town. Just pretend it is a super high-class five-star expensive restaurant. M'kay?) for my birthday, so I'll be leaving at like 7:30. Now let's get this video started!" She said. She set up her things and we started to rapid-fire questions at each other.
~~~Bold=Pecy Italics=Annabeth~~~
When did we meet and where? At our summer camp after, uh, you and your mom ride bulls. Where was our first kiss?  At the dining pavilion of our summer camp, right before everyone threw us into the lake.
Who said "I love you" first? Jason. We were fighting and he came to me and said "Wanna know what Percy just told me? 'Jason, I-I just, I love her so much and, I-I was being so stupid and'. Then he put his hand in is face and cried. So? Go fix him!" When is my birthday?  July 12. Where does my family come from? Greece. When did you meet my parents? Your dad at Mt. St. Helens and your mom at the Empire State Building. What is the one thing you wish I didn't do? I love all of you and would change nothing. Where was our first date? Rialto.
Complete this sentence: My girl friend is......? Pregnant.
~~~back to normal~~~
"-ye my lovely Greek guys and gals, but don't forget the non-bio-nary pals. See you next wends day with WiseGirl." Annie put her hand over the camera, signaling the end of the video. I wrapped my arm around her waist and kissed the top of her head. "So, Wise Girl?" I asked "Is this" I put  my hand on her stomach "a little Luke or a little Zoë?" She shook her head, so I assumed it was to early to tell. "Luke and Zoë Seaweed Brain!" She exclaimed happily. Cool. WAIT DID SHE SAY AND? Ι'Μ GΟΝΝΑ  BE Α FΑΤΗΕR! Instantly, I IMed the seven. "Oh, Iris accept my offering." I put in ten dramachas instead of one. "The seven, where ever they are. A four-way IM came up, showing Frank reading a book at his and Hazel's house, Hazel and Piper at Café LaRongé, Jason eating a sandwich, and Leo making out with Calypso. Six of us yelled at Leo "Oi! Get a room you too.". They pulled apart, blushing mildly. "I have news!" Annabeth said, eyeing Calypso. I put a hand over Annabeth's stomach and said, "Annabeth's pregnant." Piper and Jason said nothin,yet smirked. Leo, Frank, Calypso, and Hazel bombarded us with questions. Annabeth raised her hand for silence. "I'm three months pregnant with twins, a boy and a girl, whom we will name Luke Castellan-Chase-Jackson and Zoë Nightshade-Chase-Jackson. If need be, they will go by Jackson. Thank you Calypso." She said. Calypso had said happy birthday. I slashed my hand through the mist, making the IM go away.
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I was wearing what I wore to the picnic and was hiding behind a couch at Piper and Jason's house, because it was time for Annabeth's surprise twenty-first birthday party. Piper came in, wearing a nice navy blue mermaid gown and silver heels, and turned on the lights. The party-goers came out and yelled "SURPRISE!". Annabeth, wearing a stunning grey strapless dress and Piperinity sandals, ran to me and hugged me. "I love you Seaweed Brain." I was confused but hugged my girlfriend and hopefully wife-to-be. I slipped away from the party, which wasn't too big. Piper, Jason, Hazel, Frank, Leo, Calypso, Thalia, Grover, Juniper, Sally, Paul, Paris(Sally and Paul's daughter), Reyna, Malcolm, Rachel, Tyson, Me, and (surprisingly) Athena.
I grabbed Piper's intercom microphone and stood on a table.
"You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I want to hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
Pardon the way that I stare
There's nothing else to compare
The sight of you leaves me weak
There are no words left to speak
But if you feel like I feel
Please let me know that it's real
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
I love you, baby, and if it's quite all right
I need you, baby, to warm the lonely nights
I love you, baby; trust in me when I say
Oh, pretty baby, don't bring me down I pray
Oh, pretty baby, now that I found you, stay
And let me love you, baby, let me love you
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I want to hold you so much
At long last love has arrive
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you" I sang, much to everyone's amazement. I told no one of my plans for tonight, only that I had plans. Also, you know, no one knows I can sing. "Annabeth Bea Chase. I met you at Camp Half-Blood, right after my mother died. At first glance, one would think that you hated me. At capture the flag, I was claimed by our mothers arch nemesis, Posiedon. So then, naturally, I assumed it was a "family feud". Then, We were off on our first quest. We had to go through the Underworld for me to figure out the prophecy. Luckily, my mother was brought back to life. Then, he left. Flash forward to when I find out that my friend is a cyclops, he's also my brother, and that camp was dying. We go to find Grover, sneaking out because Clarisse got the quest. We kind of lost Tyson and I became a Guinea Pig. We let Blackbeard 'get his revenge' which was when Reyna and Hylla were kidnapped. Then we saved Grover, Tyson, Clarisse, and Thalia. Next year, we find Bianca and Nico DiAngelo. You went missing, and a part of me did too. Zoë, Bianca, Thalia, and Grover went to go find Artemis. And I went to go find you. You were found, at the sacrifice of Zoë and Bianca. Thalia took Zoë's place as a hunter. Year after that, we walked through the Labyrinth. I was sent to Calypso's Island, Ogygia, and came back because of you. On my sixteenth birthday, we lost countless others. Such as, Silena, Charlie, Michael, and Luke. On that day, I turned down immortality for you. Yet, it was one of the best days of my life, because we started to date." At this time, I notice Fredrick Chase walk through the door. I glare at him and go on. " A few months later, I am stripped of my memory and put asleep for eight months. When I awake, I'm sent to Camp Jupiter. There, all I remember is you. When we get together on the Argo II, nothing that bad happens until the Mark of Athena. Afterwords, we fell. Deep, dark, and scary, we fell into Tarturus. We got through it together, making us two of the three people ever to leave Tarturus alive, other than Nico. We spent five, somewhat peaceful, years together after that. Now, you are pregnant with a new generation of legacy. A new generation of Jackson. A new generation of heroes. I love you. With that, I stand here today and ask you," I took out the box, getting on one knee. Annabeth is standing right in front of me, crying as I open the box. "Will you, Annabeth Bea Chase, marry me?" She nodded violently. Grabbing the mic, she said "Yes! 1,000,000,000,000 times yes!" I slipped the ring on her finger and hugged her, kissing her passionately. This was the best day of my life. Suddenly, I feel myself being ripped off of Annabeth by two hands, one strong, one weak. I look to see Athena and Mr. Chase, both livid. "Mother, Dad. Thank you for coming, and I appreciate your concern, but I'm happy with Percy and I'm not gonna leave him." Annabeth said and I smiled. Mr. Chase bowed his head and walked out the door, embarrassed. Athena however, went on. "I care not that you are to be wed. The sea-spawn asked me months ago, for my permission. I said yes. However, I am deeply concerned about his accusation of you being pregnant? Is this true?" Annabeth looked down at her feet, sighing in defeat. "Yes. Yes it is." I said, placing a hand on her stomach. I re-took the mic and called. "Excuse me! Excuse me, everyone! May I have your attention please! Annabeth and I have an announcement to make. Annabeth is pregnant with twins, a boy and a girl, whom we are going to name after two good friends, and good heroes who sacrificed themselves. There names are too be Zoë and Luke." I chanced a glance at Thalia, who had tears threatening to spill from her eyes. I smiled at her when our eyes made contact. Everyone started to clap. I, getting off the table, gave Annabeth the mic and whispered, "It's your time to shine, Wise Girl." Knowing what I mention, she got and the table and said "This is a song about how I felt before I started to date Percy.
If there's a prize for rotten judgement,
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that" Piper, Hazel, Thalia, Calypso, and Rachel became her backup singers, singing the part of the five muses.
"Who d'you think you're kidding
He's the earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden,
Honey we can see right through you
Girl you can't conceal it
We know how you're feeling
Who you thinking of"
"No chance no way I won't say it, no no" Annie sung, her voice like an Angels.
"You swoon you sigh why deny it oh oh" the 'muses' sang.
"It's too cliche I won't say I'm in love
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming 'Get a grip girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out'"
"Girl you can't deny it
Who you are is how you're feeling
Baby we're not buying
Hon we saw you hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When you gonna own up that you got got got it bad"
"No chance no way I won't say it, no no"
"Give up, give in, check the grin you're in love"
"This scene won't play I won't say I'm in love"
"We'll do it until you admit you're in love"
"You're way off base I won't say it
Get off my case I won't say it"
"Girl don't be proud it's okay you're in love"
"At least out loud I won't say I'm in love"
They finished and everyone erupted into applause, even the gods, who showed up when we announced that Annie was pregnant. that was the best birthday party I've ever been to, and I went to one at laser tag.
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Classic Percy, ruining the mood. Lol. This was the longest one I have ever done, clocking in at 3562 words. It was so good though! I think. Also, I'm gonna do a QotE, or Question of the Episode, so awnser that if you want a shoutout. The first person to get it right wins! So, QotE: What did Annabeth loose in Tarturus? Is it A) Her laptop, B) Her dagger, or C) Both?