Expectation:

Aries: Brave, easily angered, fierce

Taurus: Loyal and would never think of betraying you

Gemini: A two-faced jerk who knows it and loves it

Cancer: Reliable and strong

Virgo: Organized, smart, normal person

Leo: Fabulous and conceited

Libra: A sweetheart who is amazing and loves you

Scorpio: Dark, mysterious, evil, has probably killed someone

Sagittarius: Funny but completely loud and insane and doesn't know anything helpful to success in jobs and life

Capricorn: A magical amazing human being

Aquarius: Super smart and cool but has a dark side

Pisces: Cute and innocent and has never had an unkind thought in their lives

Reality:

Aries: Actually Tried to make peace but ends up in the middle of a fight

Taurus: Is only loyal because they are to lazy to betray you

Gemini: Doesn't know if they are the devil incarnate or a sweet, caring person and stays up every night wondering who they are, has full blown identity crisis once a month

Cancer: Is so done with life

Virgo: Am emotional mess who acts like they can keep it together in front of others but is actually dying inside

Leo: Very insecure but tries to hide it under a mask of fake confidence

Libra: Is secretly tired of just about everyone

Scorpio: A secret cinnamon roll who would never want to hurt anyone and hides all their feelings

Sagittarius: Is actually super smart but doesn't want to show it because they're afraid they'll be called a nerd and feels the need to be the class clown to be popular

Capricorn: They might not even be human, like they might be a vampire or alien or something

Aquarius: Pretty much the same

Pisces: Knows all your secrets and has a ton of blackmail saved up just in case...