Aries: Holds baby by the head

Taurus: Whipping up tasty mush concoctions for the baby because they find baby food gross and barbaric

Gemini: Loves baby until it starts crying, then shuts baby in room and turns up music to full volume in the rest of the house to drown out the crying

Cancer: Knows exactly what to do and makes the baby happy

Leo: Completely ignores the baby- they're only doing this to get paid

Virgo: Kind of knows what to do and tries their best to be responsible, but only achieved half success in the end

Libra: Doss most things well, but refuses to change the diaper

Scorpio: Thinks "And this is why you use protection."

Sagittarius: Knows what to do but doesn't want to do any of it, so they end up doing something crazy like throwing the baby and trying to catch it

Capricorn: Kidnaps baby to raise as their own

Aquarius: Wants to do well but doesn't know how to take care of babies, so they end up referencing multiple online parenting sites

Pisces: Plays with the baby as if they are peers