(made by Th3ir_M0mmy)

"I am not dealing with drama, k? Now scrub off."

I. Basic information.

- As the name suggests, he is a literal Narrator.

- Prefer being called The Narrator, only Authority can call him 'Narrator' or any name.

"That Author guy treats me with responsibility, so that's how I repay his debt. He likes calling me Kyle though."

- Has something related to Lord Exo.

"I found a God Cube, I believe, since the existence of life...I couldn't hold my curiosity. And boom! I worked under him mindlessly. Unbelievable, right?"

- Beat him after though. Now that he was omnipotent and competent, he decided to...be a Narrator?

"I don't say I'm uninterested in fighting...It's just my job of being the Narrator is always something escatic!"

- Wears a mask (like up there). Pretty much on for ages now...maybe millennials.

- Does not understand the concept of four things: love, friend, death, will.

"If we exist just for our desire of love, that is not a real life you're having. Enjoy your reality doesn't mean you have to be with a partner."

"I've seen countless friendships broken apart because of stupidest shits I have ever seen. Perhaps, humans are too sensitive."

"Death is what scares humanity. But some always near the death itself. Running will only delay your demise.."

"What is your will? To serve for your mistress, Penumbras? Or is it just what you were forced to?"

- Have entered the dark cave of the dark web. Worst mistakes of his existence.

"I HAVE SEEN IT. CHARACTERS MAKING LOVE TO EACH OTHER, CONSENT SHITS, KILLING OFF FOR MONEY, AND WORST OF ALL...ME IS IN THERE!!!"

- Maybe that's why he doesn't want to be popular.

- Proclaiming to be the most brilliant person alive, yet asking him about pride thingy will literally make him insane.

"Pride? You mean, pride in one of the seven deadly sins?"

"Oh...OH. SO YOU WERE ASKING ME ABOUT THAT WEIRD GROUP WITH WEIRD PEOPLE THAT I HAVE NO INTEREST TO KNOW ABOUT?"

- Hates, wait no, DESPISES every women he met. (ofc not all)

"Only one word. And that is 'unexpected'."

"You won't know what happened. Today she's okay, next day she's fucking crying and then cling on you to protect her, ANS THE OTHER DAY SHE SAYS SHE'S A BITCHASS MAN-"

- Are not excited when talking about Gen Z/Alpha.

"I remember the good time playing Pokémon Go, Talking Tom, Angry Birds. When dab and Fortnite dances are the trend of all times."

"NOW WHAT DO WE HAVE? A group of pride people with so many people that going out for 5s can literally blind you with men or women kissing. SKIBIDI TOILET AND RIZZ. AND SOME MORE THAT I CANNOT LIST ALL-"

- Read some of weirdest books ever.

"On special occasions, I often read TanqRCraft, Days Union, Bedwars, Minecraft, TDS and Phighting fanfics."

"Oh yeah. Aside from Phighting, all I have saved a smut book at least once."

"UMM, WHAT THE FUCK KYLE-"

- A perfectionist and a loyalist. Will always be there, no matter how much you hate him. He's life.

"There was once a girl I disappointed...That was also the worst mistake I had ever done. Now she's alone...with her 'dear friends' who never visited her.

- Have a quite complex relationship with Alrasid.

"Dude, I want a pay rise."

"You barely did anything."

"Want me to tell everyone that you pull bitches?"

"Well that ain't changing my mind."

- Praises Noobixm (Guest_1337)...for some reasons.

"He's my god! HE'S MY WILL! HE'S THE HIGHER-UP! HIS EXISTENCE IS THE NATURE ITSELF. HE IS DIO!!!"

- Was immediately disappointed after he was beaten by a high school kid. 😞

"I shouldn't have bet 100 bucks on this buckaroo..."

- His favorite words are: buckaroo, bastard, brat, dimwit, maggot, soldier, my fuhrer (only ww2 veteran can understand).

"You shut your mouth right now, dimwit!"

- Likes Rewrite and OMT.

"Their brutality is what I like about them...Perhaps Sam can reach a new level if he was cold-blooded.."

- Is curious about Vvonder's genetic. (vvonderousfqntasy)

"I have sworn to see a type of DNA like this somewhere in the omniverse...Or maybe I'm overthinking. Maybe."

"What makes me feel awfully mystical around them is their aura...Something related to the Aether."

"Could they be the disciple of Aetherius? Only time will answer..."

II. Some unrelated but related stuffs.

- He used to be in a friend group, but kicked due to apparently 'made the host uncomfortable'.

"I am pretty sure I addressed it as a joke. I mean, I did flirt with her, BUT I LITERALLY PUT A WARNING FOR JOKE right before it."

- According to him, one of the older girl private-messaged him, called him a curse and said the infamous 'actions have consequences'.

"And? AND? WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CONSEQUENCE MATE? Oh, you took it from me. Nice, thanks."

- ABSOLUTELY ABHORS two individuals he nicknamed 'The Blonde' and 'The Night'.

"I remember so many familiar faces aswell...The Axolotl, The Living, The Blossom, The Gem, and The Emerald..."

"Only 3 I still have a deep thought though. And ONLY 1, I truly respect in honor."

- Constantly makes jokes about 'The Blonde' for her 'exaggerating and unrealistic' speech.

"I don't care what she said to me, except only 1 quote. And that was the funniest."

"I believe I am Kibutsuji Muzan but stronger, CAUSE I LITERALLY DIDN'T GET A TRUE PUNISHMENT AND OTHER THAN SOME EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!"

"And then we went to her. What happened? Being kicked out of her apartment and now still living in a hotel, always stayed inactive, and didn't even make her way up to her friend's funeral who valued her so dearly."

"Genderfluid? So you're calling yourselves a man and a woman at same time? So ya grow the long thingy only men have to become masculine, AND then cut it off to become feminine."

"Wow, HILARIOUS. REAL SHIT MATE."

- Is very cautious around people who isn't trustworthy. Trust me, he did some research.

"Rule 1: No sensitivity! If you're uncomfortable with a joke I made, please say it immediately! If you don't, you block me instead and start spreading rumors that I'm a freak? You're literal piece of shit."

- Respect 'The Lone'. The only woman he had respected from the time they met.

"She was put in a special spot in my heart. I always treated it dearly and carefully, but seemed like friendships with those maggots were more than me.."

- In her funeral, he saluted silently. Nobody saw him, only himself knowing what to do.

"It's actually sorrowful that the people you care dearly, the people you are ready to waste your precious time with, are also the ones who were never there at your most critical moment..."

- Since his mission was done (which is watch that group suffers in pain), he decide to move on.

"I can assure you, she has been reincarnated into someone else, with her close friends, who she will treat dearly and happily. With nothing on her way, including me."

"At least knowing she's happy without me in her sight, I'm down with that idea."

- To him from now on, friendship is nothing but a struggle of suffering.

"After watching her like that, I was not able to do anything but seeing her going through the gate of reincarnation..."

"I was hopeless, and pathetic at that time. But now not anymore."

"Sometimes, cruelty is the only remaining choice a man can do."

III. Universal Facts!

- Has the biggest amount of bounty in Celestial Pirates's Universe (by NotSharuru) by just merely ally with Satoru and his gang.

"I was actually shocked why I had a higher bounty than Satoru himself even if I had to hide behind his back."

- That was a lie. He literally obtained the power of gods legitimately and beat everyone's ass up.

- His combat skill is not great, can be weaker than a rear admiral.

- He usually focus on his magical wand and supernatural powers. Something like...Logia fruits.

- Has evaded Satoru's past...2nd worst mistake ever admitted.

"No I ain't talking about it alright? Go fucking read it yourself..."

- Being called annoying by both Noobixm (Guest_1337) and Zero (ItJustZero)

"That freak simps for me. Basically it."

"I don't say...He's fully immatured, but still. Quite annoying and get on my nerve everytime."

- Both admit he is still at least better than some people.

- An active shopper of Funki's Shop. (w3llthen)

"1 bag of pure blue candy please?"

"Sir this isn't a black market-"

- Massive Shipper Of Frost x Sinister (only TDS fans will know).

"Fuck all other ships! I love gays!"

- The man behind the slaughter.

"Hmm...Lemme count how many have I slayed...Maybe over 10 millions. Some include The Creator, Void Reaver 2, Raider, AFK, NFK, Thanos, Doctor Strange, Monke, Murder Drones, Whole Circus, William Afton..."

- It took him a day to remember all.

- Hates Umbra, not as much as womanized Robloxians or women.

"What do you mean she has big gyatts? BRO, OF COURSE I KNOW YOU WOULD SAY THAT. BUT SHE GOT FUCKING PENUMBRAS FROM THE BACK."

"AND THEY BANGED EACH OTHER LIKE EVERY SINGLE SMUT STORY EVER."

"Lesson: You need to give up, it's too late-"

- Well-known for his demotivation quote, far better than HighRankMortal.

- The demotivation was so much, Raven (Port3l_150) from an emo assassin to now has a fully-functional job.

- Visit RB Battles just to talk to Lego (PghLFilms).

"You know, Lego? You're pretty lucky that you weren't used in any smutty fanfics or weird fanarts...Even if you're an adult already lol."

- Created Seraphim (Noobixm's woman form) to fight Noobixm back. Basically like Metal Sonic's concept.

- Not only he didn't beat Noobixm, he made Noobixm absorbed all of its possibilities and can turn into a WOMAN.

(Here's the picture, by Guest_1337)

- In conclusion, HE COULD BE IN THIS VERY ROOM. HE COULD BE YOU, HE COULD BE ME, HE COULD EVEN BE-

(video above has some very explicit things! Be warned!)

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Phew-