NLB: Welcome back everyone to this sorry excuse for a book.

ALB: Normal! That's not very nice. Phantom works hard on all their books. Right Phantom?

Phantom: *sitting upon their throne of lies and half-finished projects while watching anime* Huh? Oh yeah, totally. 

LLB: wait, shouldn't you be working on updating your books? i'm sure your readers are getting angry.

PLB: Let's check, shall we? *opens curtains letting sunlight in* Ah, it seems that a rather large group of angry readers have gathered outside and are currently holding pitchforks and torches all while shouting at Phantom to update.

NLB: What do you have to say to that Phantom? *turns to Phantom* Phantom?

Phantom: *hiding beneath a blanket* Phantom is not here right now. Please leave a message after the tone. BEEP!

PLB: Now now Phantom, you mustn't keep your readers waiting. *walks over to Phantom and rips off the blanket*

Phantom: *hisses and dives into the pile of half-finished projects and lies*

LLB: i.... is that normal?

NLB: Can anything around here be considered normal?

PLB: You could, Normal Line Break. *winks*

NLB: *glares at PLB* I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

AMLB: PHANTOM! YOU MUST WRITE THE NEXT CHAPTER OF YOUR BOOK! THINK OF MY FOLLOWERS GOING WITHOUT PRAISING ME! THINK OF ALL THE OFFERINGS I AM NOT RECEIVING! THINK ABOUT-

LLB: i think phantom gets it, all mighty.

Phantom: *Attack on Titan theme can be heard from the pile they are hiding in*

ALB: Well... um I guess that's it for this time. Stay tuned? *turns around* NORMAL NO! DO NOT POKE THE PILE! REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME!?

NLB: A Line Break's gotta live man. *pokes pile*

*world explodes*

ALB: Great, you just blew up Saturn.

NLB: ...... How in the ever loving f**k did poking Phantom's pile do that?

Phantom: DO NOT QUESTION MY POWERS!

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...... I am really tired.