SPOILERS FOR RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE SEASON 4!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

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Narrator:*ALB, NLB and LLB all playing cards sending each other sly looks*

LLB: go fish!

NLB: Um, cuz... We're playing Black Jack.

ALB: Wait, Black Jack? I thought this was Old Maid.

LLB: attack position b12!

NLB: Now you're playing Battleship, that's not even a card game.

ALB: Hey guys, should we doing something about Posh?

NLB: What do you mean?

Narrator:*All three Line Breaks look over to see the Posh Line Break, who had been there the whole time but the writer carelessly left them out*

Phantom: *in the distance in their fort of blankets and lies* HEY!

Narrator:*Now, back to the characters that matter*

PLB: *fashionably dead on the floor, face-down, in a puddle of sequins and tears*

NLB: Is he okay? *pokes at Posh with a stick*

LLB: yeah, he just finished RuPaul's Drag Race season 4

PLB: *lifts head* CHAD MICHAELS WAS ROBBED! ROBBED I SAY!

NLB: ... Moving on, let's get back to Black Jack.

PLB: *goes back to sulking in sequins*

ALB: There there Posh, it's ok. Sharon was good too.

PLB: *lifts head and now had eyes smeared with mascara with sequins stuck to his face* I can agree to that but she'll never beat my love for Chad. *back to sulking once more*

LLB: monopoly!

NLB: Are you even trying to play anymore?

PLB: *mumbles quietly* Chaaaaaaaaaaaad...

ALB: ... I'm gonna go get some comfort clothes. You two have fun playing Slap Jack.

NLB: It's Black Ja- You know, why do I even try?

LLB: cuz you don't know when to quit.

NLB: ...

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Hey guys, I'm so sorry. I know I said I was back but life suddenly decided to kick up and I got super busy with work and planning to leave on a trip and many more excuses. I promise I'll try to be better. Thank you all and I'll see you all in the next one!