1 week later

*Jason was being driven up the wall the boss has been up his ass all week about how to do things, not to use violence the usual but now it was more annoying then it used to be since all he wanted to do was to go back to Paris and check on Marinette*

Jason:I swear I'm one step from just insulting him out and go back to you

*We see Jason in his shared apartment, he was resting comfortably on the couch while he had Marinette on the phone*

Marinette: can't say i have that problem I've been self employed since I got out of highschool hell I was self employed since middle school

Jason: can't say I'm surprised with how amazing you are pixie. Hell next do you i look like a bum

Marinette:come on don't say that your the head of security for Wayne industries that's an amazing accomplishment, you can cook wonderful meals, your responsible, your strong, and um....q...quite good in bed

*Jason blushed feeling extremely weird being complimented, the way it came out of Marinette's mouth it was so natural and truthful. Well at least Jason wanted them to be truthful, but sadly like always when Jason has something good Roy has to ruin the mood*

Roy:hey uh Marinette was it? Yeah this is Roy a friend of your boy toy over here. Your on speaker and Jason is completely red

Marinette:.  .  .

*Marinette hung up feeling mortified, Jason looked at Roy with nothing but murder on his face As Roy had the gall to look smug about it*

Roy:what? If you wanted privacy you should've gone to your room~

*Jason screamed as he jumped on top of Roy getting 3 punch before Roy started punching back*

Scene change

*We see Jason being treated by bizarro2 while Roy was being treated by rose*

Bizarro2:what was the fight about this time?

Jason:Roy being Roy

Rose:yes we all know he's a miscreant but what specifically did he do?

Roy:nothing much just embarrassed him a little with that girl he's seeing

*Again Roy didn't say girl no, He said a word that rhymes with Beach. Jason looked at Roy furious as he tried to get up but bizarro2 made sure he remained firmly seated*

Jason:if you keep calling her that I swear....

Roy:come on man I'm only joking have a smoke or something. As a matter of fact here. Consider this a peace offering

*Roy said as he took out a carton of cigarettes and offered one to Jason who almost took it but he returned his hand where it was*

Jason:no... put it away I'm done with that

Roy:what are you on about now?

Jason:dude I'm about to be a father I need to quit smo....

*The sound of something breaking stopped Jason from talking as he looked and rose let a tray of glass cups fall from the shock that Jason Todd was going to be a father*

Rose:dear God the end of days must be coming soon....

Back to the present

Bruce:hold on hold on I just thought of something

Jason;sup?

Bruce:how many people knew before us?

Jason:......

Bruce: Jason.....

*Bruce said in a tone Jason hasn't heard since he was a child and he drew on a 1.5 million dollar painting*

Bruce:how.many. I want names

*Jason sighed he looked down at Marinette who shrugged giving him a half smile for support*

Jason:let's see... Roy Harper, Artemis, bizarro2

Marinette:oh the kids love him, he's there favorite uncle! They just love it when uncle bizarro takes them flying. Still can't believe you know him

Jason:he wanted ice cream and I gave him mine. Hasn't left me alone ever since

Marinette:oh come on he isn't that bad, he's such a kind soul the kids just love him and so do I it's like having a big older brother when he's around

*Jason smirked since all 3 or his brothers looked outraged about such a very true statement that bizarro2 was the favorite uncle*

Dick:wait a minute, wait a minute, wait.a.minute.

Jason:moving on! Miguel Barragan and Jade Nguyen also knows not to mention Jack Ryder...

Dick:hey in talking here!

Jason:and also Rose Wilson

Bruce:so everyone in that friend group of yours what do you call yourself?

Dick;hey don't ignore me!

*But alas he was ignored sulking as his wife rubbed his back*

Marinette: please tell me it's some edgelord embarrassing garbage that Jason made up when he was a moody teenager

Bruce:they called themselves the outlaw's. Picture it Marinette, a group of teenagers in the most prestigious and expensive school in Gotham calling themselves that pretending to be the cool people

*Marinette pictured it in her head and a loud not at all ladylike snort escape Marinette's nose as she tried to contained her laughter. Marinette looked at her husband and just started laughing again*

Bruce:did I mention that they were too scared to go to the real bad part of the city for the first semester?

*Bruce said with a smirk looking at his son and the lie he made that now Jason has to live it. Jason scowled at Bruce who was getting a big smug smile on his face enjoying the laughter of his daughter in law*

Jason:oh and since All of you know I guess there's no problem telling this but Kori also knew she was even the one that took Marinette to the hospital

*Dick's mouth flew opened as he slowly looked at his wife who was doing everything in her power to look as small as possible*

Dick:you knew?!

Kori:I was sworn to secrecy I couldn't tell you I'm sorry!

Dick:I don't care if you promised your my wife your supposed to tell me everything! I thought we shared things, especially things I can use to tease and or blackmail my family!

Kori:love your acting like a child.

Jason:yeah, you don't see Bruce being all mad that the kents knew before he did

*Jason was grinning ear to ear as he could almost hear Bruce's blood pressure rising as she looked at Jason furious*

Bruce:what...did you just say?

Jason:that Clark Kent and Louis Kent knew about my secret family and promised to keep it a secret. In fact Clark was almost crying with how much he was smiling that he finally knew something you didn't

All the way in metropolis

*We see Lois and Clark on a date night when Clark's fork fell from his hand and a look of horror reached his face as he heard what Jason said thanks to his super hearing*

Lois:Clark what's wrong?

Clark:he knows....

Lois:what?

Clark:Jason just told Bruce that I knew.....

*Lois tried not to start crying she really did but when she heard her husband whine she just busted a gut laughing gaining the attention or everybody but they didn't care. Clark wanted to hide under the table as Lois kept laughing slamming her fist to the table*

Lois;oh God I think I'm gonna pee. Oh...oh...you are so dead....he's gonna use that ring he keeps In his belt to beat you with it

Clark:thanks love nice to know your worried about me

Lois:come on man of steel I'm sure the big baby can handle a few punches. Besides I told you to tell him the truth after the babies were born did you listen? No you wanted to be petty and keep this secret over his head now suffer. And maybe learn that your wife is always right

*Clark flinched and felt fear enter his system as his hero phone called and he knew it wasn't hero related. He could also feel the smugness coming from his wife*

Lois:aren't you gonna answer? He is your best friend after all~

Back to Paris moments before

*They all could see the vein that was growing on Bruce's forhead, Selina was off in her own world giggling at her husband the "world's greatest detective" while in the background Kori and dick's argument was getting heated*

Bruce:excuse....I need to make a call...

*Bruce got up and went outside as Jason just laughed hitting the armrest*

Jason:god the amount of money I would give to see Clark's face right now....

Marinette:he's your father best friend correct?

Jason:yes... Yes he is. For now let's enjoy the second hand show

Kori:oh you want to go there, you really want to go there?!

*Jason, Marinette, and the rest of the batfamily were seeing dick and Kori having an argument over trust what made it more entertaining for Jason is that they had to twist the truth for Marinette's sake making it all the more funnier*

Marinette:your family is so messed up I love it~

Jason: they're your family now too, watch watch watch it's about to go down

Marinette; isn't Alfred gonna stop this?

Alfred: popcorn Marinette?

*Marinette looked at Alfred who was next to them eating popcorn with absolutely no intentions of stopping this. Marinette huffed with a small smirk as she grabbed a few*

Marinette"why am I not surprised that one of plagg's old cat's would love all this Chaos"

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