Me: *Goes to 99 Cent Store*
Me: Oh this looks cool
Me: *Checks price*
Me: 3.99!!! BUT THIS IS THE 99 CENT ONLY STORE

Me: *in the car with my parents going camping* (XD not really I kinda hate "Real Camping")
Me: *Notices Forest*
Me: MOM STOP
Mom: *slams on brakes*
Mom: WHAT WHATS WRONG
Me: Can you hear it?
Mom: Hear what?!?!?
Me: Tonight there's a gathering and all the cats are gathering together *smiles*
Mom: ...

Me: *Sees cows out car window*
Me: *Rolls down window*
Me: *Sticks head out*
Me: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mom: O-o

Me: *sigh*
Mom: What's wrong?
Me: I can't get this game because I need a phone and can't play it on my iPod
Mom: *looks at phone*
Mom: Awww well that's to bad sweetie
Mom: *ruffles hair and walks off*
Me: Well you obviously weren't picking up what I was putting down

Me: *Shows friend fandom*
Her: 😐
Me: 😆

Friend: She's that girl from (insert movie title I haven't seen here)
Me: I haven't seen that...
Friend: YOU HAVENT
Me: *shakes head*
Friend: WE ARE WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW
Friend: *drags me to her living room couch and put on the movie*
Me: :/

Me: *At le water park*
Girl: *swims by*
Me: *looks at her*
Girl: *her right eye was shut and she had a scar on her left cheek*
Me: *thinks* <awww she's so adorable>
Me: *whisper squeals to self* Brightheart...
This really happened. She was REALLY adorable though scar and all

Also where I live these two grown men were playing Pokémon GO and instead of finding Pokémon. They found a guy who was harassing kids at a park. Apparently he was wanted for attempted murder

Go figure
SEE MOM THE GAME AINT THAT BAD