I call this masterpiece (the one up above) "Texts with Jazzypaw"

Chapter three the Battle 4 the caln
thx jazzie-kun 4 th good review! and stop flmaing the stroy!1 i bet u cant right such a good story!1!1
I can write a good story. I wrote a leaders nine lives story that may be short but it's 10 times better than this.

StarPaw walkd over too the appentice's den. Insid she saw her sister's FlamePaw and lakePaw and hr frend JazzPaw (a.n: jazzie-kin ur my bff!) waz slepping on the mos.
Guys! I've never been in a appentice den! What's it like? Oh, it's a misspelling. Oh ok.

"JazzPaw get up." She cried. JazzPaw opend her brlliaint blu eyes and looked at hr.
Definition: Blu
1. A misspelled version of blue
2. Or a misspelled version of blew
I guess we'll never know

"Do yo want 2 go on pattrol wit me?" she asked.
Lol! Ya, sure, SP, Il go on pattrol wit u!

"Sure!" Said JazzPaw getten up from the moss. They leavt and went two the entrnse too camp.
TWO!!!!!!! NOO

But then, a cat came in thru the entrnce! It was BlackStar!1!11
Oh ok Blackstars here maybe he wants to talk about Dawnsparkle. I really hope Thunderclan give her up along with Starpaw

"Shadowclan are attaking!" She yelled. All the cats came out from there dens. She jumped on a cat and clawd him and he ran of.
Oh um nope. That dream crushed. GUYS APPARENTLY IF BLACKSTAR "WALKS" INTO A CAMP IT MEANS THEY ARE ATTACKING!1!1!1!!!!!!11111111!!!
And I'm pretty sure that a APPRENTICE could not fight off a LEADER!!!!111111!1!1!1

"Good job StarPaw!" FireStar called, "The last cat i new that culd fiht lik that was SandStrom. Your a good fihter!"
Oh poor Firestar. This author has ruined these cats.

StarPaw was happy. She wus a good fihgter! Maybey this was wat the prophcy meant.
Maybe the prophecy means you need to fix your spelling.

thnkx and ples no more flams
Um your welcome?