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the ultimate fuckwats:

terror child = elijah
queen cherry = carrie
skinny bitch = salem
luckyluke = lucas
king edward = teddy

skinny bitch:
ELIJAH QUENTIN FUCKING
BECK

terror child:
WHAT

skinny bitch:
WHY IS TOM HOLLAND LIKING
ALL YOUR POSTS ON YOUR
PRIVATE ACCOUNT??

king edward:
Wait WHAT

luckyluke:
AMERICA EXPLAIN

terror child:
SALEM HOW CAN YOU EVEN
SEE THAT

skinny bitch:
I SEE ALL, YOU PATHETIC
MAN WHORE

*king edward changed skinny bitch to God™*

God™:
Thank you child- NOW
EXPLAIN ELI

terror child:
I may have met him,,

king edward:
W H A T

luckyluke:
AND YOU DIDN'T THINK
TO TELL US

terror child:
I told Carrie--

king edward:
And not us? I am hurt

God™:
Look what you've done
Elijah. You've hurt Teddy.

luckyluke:
Say sorry to Teddy

terror child:
Sorry Teddy

king edward:
<3

God™:
Wait, where is Carrie?

luckyluke:
On set somewhere. We
were just calling

God™:
The bitch

God™:
HEY- ELIJAH. STOP TRYING
TO MOVE AWAY FROM THE
SITUATION- EXPLAIN
EVERYTHING YOU TWAT

terror child:
Damnit. Fine.
I was working yesterday and
out of nowhere Tom walks in.
He didn't directly recognize
me, I took his order, wrote
something at the bottom of
his cup. He figured out it was
me and found my account
and liked my pictures. You
happy now?

king edward:

God™:
Bitch-

luckyluke:
You and Tom would make
such pretty babies

king edward:
Luke-

God :
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

terror child:
EXACTLY- LISTEN TO GOD

luckyluke:
HEY- I said WOULD

God™:
Ngl it's true tho

terror child:
Oh fuck off

king edward:
Guys can we appreciate
that Elijah is finally getting
game again?

God™:
Omg yess- you go baby

luckyluke:
You seriously need to get
laid my friend

terror child:
This is not what I meant
with next topic

terror child:
Why is Carrie never here
when I need her

God™:
She would say the same

king edward:
^

terror child:
I hate all of you people

luckyluke :
Hey- we only speak the
thruth. You need to get
out there again.

God™:
Exactly. You haven't been
to a proper party in a long
time.

terror child:
Guysssssss

God™:
No- no complaining.
Tomorrow night. The four
of us are going out

king edward:
Yaaas

terror child:
I want Carrie to come too

luckyluke:
Sorry dude. It's just gonna
be the boys this time.

God™:
Yessir 😤😤😤

terror child:
What if I don't want to go?

king edward:
Then we'll force you. Come
on Eli, what's the harm in
going to one party?

terror child:
Okay fine.

king edward:
We'll be with you the whole
time. It's gonna be fineee

terror child:
I still hate all of you

God™:
xx

luckyluke:
<3

king edward:
8pm, me and Eli's place.

God™:
Aye aye captain

luckyluke:
Littytitty

terror child:
Luke- no

luckyluke:
LITTYTITTY

terror child:
😤😤
I have to go btw

God™:
What in your life can
possibly be more important
than talking to us.

terror child:
Mall's figure skating
rehearsals??

king edward:
Yeah, that's fair.

God™:
AAH WISH HER GOOD LUCK
FROM HER FAVOURITE UNCLE

terror child:
Salem,, I hate to break it to
you, but you're not her uncle

God™:
WELL I AM GOD, AND GOD
DECIDES THAT SALEM DENVERS
IS MALLORY'S UNCLE-
WHOOSH

king edward:
Can't argue with that logic,
now can we?

terror child:
🤦‍♂️

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