ｍｅｓｓａｇｅｓ：

the ultimate fuckwats:
terror child = elijah
queen cherry = carrie
skinny bitch = salem
luckyluke = lucas
king edward = teddy

queen cherry:

terror child:
Wtf is going on?

king edward:
Eli, this is an intervention

*terror child has left the chat*

skinny bitch:
lmao bitcchh

*skinny bitch has added terror child to the chat*

skinny bitch:
Sit. Stay.

terror child:
THIS IS AN ATTACK
WHY AM I HERE

queen cherry:

queen cherry:

skinny bitch: 
You really thought you
were gonna keep this
from us?

terror child:
Uhhh

king edward:
Seriously thinking about
disowning you right now,,
I MEAN THAT'S TOM
HOLLAND

terror child:
Uhhh

luckyluke:
Ur a disappointing child

*terror child has left the chat*

*queen cherry has added terror child to the chat*

queen cherry:
ELIJAH QUENTIN BECK-
STAY THE FUCK HERE
AND TELL US HOW YOU
KNOW TOM

luckyluke:
Damn Carrie

terror child:
..

terror child:
Fine. What do you want
to know?

king edward:
Let's start with, idk,
everything?

terror child:
Ok, remember when
Sall went on my account
and posted a pic of me
after I had a nosebleed?

skinny bitch:
Good ol' times~

king edward:
Lel yea

queen cherry:
Wait, this happened?

terror child:
It happened when you
were fucked off to
somewhere to film
that new show

queen cherry:
Damn it

terror child:
So the ultimate god™
Jacob Batalon did an
@ and poof there was
Tom

queen cherry:
Maaaan, why do I always
miss this shit

luckyluke:
Bc you actually have a life-

king edward:
^

skinny bitch:
^

terror child:
^

queen cherry:
🤷‍♀️
So what happened after?

terror child:
Idk, we started talking
through dm

skinny bitch:
Okay, important info-
who slid in whoms dms?

terror child:
Moi bitch

king edward:
I--

luckyluke:
If we're being honest here,
did you expect any
different Teddy?

king edward:
Not really

queen cherry:
Elly..
Did you do anything weird
while talking to him?

terror child:
.. No

skinny bitch:
MATE

king edward:
DUDE

luckyluke:
BRO

queen cherry:
PLEASE TELL ME YOU
HAVEN'T CALLED HIM
WEIRD NAMES

terror child:
Oops

queen cherry:
BOI
HOW
YOU ARE NEVER GONNA
FIND A MAN LIKE THIS

terror child:
He hasn't ditched me yet,
so isn't that positive?

luckyluke:
Wait, he hasn't?

skinny bitch:
He wasn't weirded out?

terror child:
I don't think so
Wait- do I weird people
out?

skinny bitch:
Yes.

queen cherry:
Shut it Sall. Babe you're
adorable.

terror child:
ily

queen cherry:
<3

skinny bitch:

king edward:
Salem- nO

skinny bitch:

luckyluke:
SALEM

skinny bitch:

terror child:
Sal-

*skinny bitch is typing*

king edward:
NOT TODAY SATAN

*king edward has deleted skinny bitch from the chat*

terror child:
He's going to kill you bro-

king edward:
I KNOW-

king edward:
wAIT HE'S BANGING ON
MY DOOR

king edward:
SEND HELP

king edward:
SEND HELSJD

luckyluke:
Lol, he's dead

queen cherry:
Oh totally

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