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yaboimys: Alright fine. The rumours are true: those kids you heard in my video are my little brother and sister. To make all of you finally shut your holes, I'll do ONE q&a where you can ask them question. They're young so I don't want none of you perverts to do something weird 😤😤

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"Alright, you two. I want you to keep your hoodies, glasses and masks on, okay?" A certain hooded brunette asked, looking at the two kids in front of him. Both blondes wore oversized hoodies and had sunglasses on, while a blue surgical mask covered their faces.

The two nodded, the younger one slightly confused about what was going on.

The oldest of the trio nodded too in confirmation and added the record button on his camera before sitting down himself.

He was about to open his mouth to start his intro for his videos, but was almost immediately cut off by his younger sister, "Why do I have to wear the pink one?"

Elijah cocked his head in confusion after he looked at the young blonde, "You're favourite colour is pink?"

The girl threw her head back and even though the brunette couldn't see, she was definitely rolling his eyes, "That was 3 weeks ago. My favourite colour is green now."

The other blond on the left side of Elijah nodded violently, "It's true. She told me."

The older brunette rolled his eyes slightly, "You want to switch?"

Mallory nodded, wearing an equally innocent as mischievous grin. On her small face.

After the two siblings swapped hoodies, it was finally time to start Elijah's video. Mallory had been bugging about if for some time. She wasn't really allowed to watch his videos, since he wasn't necessarily a 'family-friendly' channel. He and his step mother had some talk about it, but since the two young children would stay anonymous, just like Elijah, she was okay with it. But only if he didn't swear or say something inappropriate, which might make for some trouble for the overly passionate brunette.

"Hello my... Uhm, friends!" Elijah started, immediately having to change his usual intro, which contained a couple of 'naughty words', as Ava told him, "Yes.. the rumours are true. I was a bit of a- not so smart person and didn't realise you could hear these two screaming in the background."

After he let out the last sentence he poked the two blondes in the side, earning two small noises of complaints.

"Today we are going to be a family friendly channel because I'm a responsible brother that is a good role model." The brunette added, swinging the rose-gold phone that was placed in his hand around, "So, I asked you folks to send me in some questions you have for these two. There won't be any inappropriate questions today, because.. reasons."

"You guys ready?" He asked as he looked to his sides.

In return to his question, Levi put two thumbs up and Mallory nodded while swaying back and forth on her office chair.

"Alright, first question: What are your names?"

Levi put his hand in the air, like he was in a classroom, while making a knowing noise.

Elijah frowned at the action of his younger brother, but decided to play along, "Yeah?"

"My name is..." Levi started enthusiastically, but cut himself off mid-sentence, "Wait what was my name again?"

"Let me answer this one." The brunette spoke up, after shaking his head in amusement, "This little lady on the right is Chip and the little dude on my left is Dale. Next question! User two asks: How old are you two and what are your opinions on Mysterio, so me?"

"I'm 8 and 3 months!" Levi answers quickly, stumbling over his words slightly.

"I'm 11."

The older Beck sibling nodded, "And, what do you think of your amazing brother?"

"Well, when I was young I thought you were really cool, but mommy told me the story when you were too scared to sleep at granny's, now I think you're.. meh." Mallory explained calmly, knowing damn well that she only did it to mess with him.

"Don't expose me like that!" Elijah exclaimed in offense. Even when he was a good amount of years older than his sister, she always managed to be the wiser person in situations, "I was not too afraid to sleep at granny's.. I was just- she's really scary okay?"

The two blondes let out a fair share of giggles, while their older brother looked directly in the camera, rethinking all his life choices.

These questions went on for a good fifteen minutes. Some questions had to be skipped because of how inappropriate they were, which surprised Elijah not one bit. His audience wasn't the youngest physically, but they were all mentally toddlers, just like him. Surprisingly, the brunette only managed to curse once when his camera fell onto the ground.

The oldest Beck sibling scrolled down further, but then he saw something he didn't expect; a tweet from none other than Tom. He too having a question for his young siblings.

A smirk appeared on his face as he cleared his throat to ask the next question, "So, you two might like this one.. This question was sent in by Tom Holland, do you know who that is?"

The two blondes shot up from their chair and Levi made a weird sqeaky noise, "That's Spider-Man!"

Elijah laughed at his siblings' response and shook his head in amusement, "I raised you two well."

"What did he say?!" Levi shouted while throwing up his hands into the air hastily, "Did he ask if I could be his guy in the chair with Ned? Because I really want that."

"I'm sorry, dude. He didn't ask that." The older brunette answered, laughing, "What he did want to know.. Is whether I would make for a good Spider-Man?"

The youngest Beck sibling got quiet for a moment, putting his hand across his face in thought. On the other side of Elijah, Mallory was also quiet for a moment. She however made up her mind quickly, "Yes and no."

Elijah cocked his head in confusion, but was mostly surprised by her answer "Explain."

The young blonde repositioned herself on her seat and fixed her sunglasses, "I mean you're not really strong.."

"Ouch."

Mallory shot her brother a look for interrupting he but quickly continued, "But, you saved me once when I fell into the pool, which was pretty cool and you climbed in that really tall tree once to rescue Levi, because he was too afraid to come down. So I guess you're pretty good at the whole saving people and everything."

Elijah was quite touched by the sweet words of his sister. He did remember those events vividly and held them close to his heart. When Mallory was five and couldn't yet swim, they were at a neighbour's house. His dad and stepmother were out of town for the afternoon so he, Mallory and Levi were there for a couple of hours.

Mallory and Elijah were playing in the backyard with a frisbee. What had happened, was that Mallory went to retrieve the object but tripped over some toy that was placed near the pool and she fell in. The then fourteen year old obviously panicked but didn't waste a second before jumping in after her. It was at the beginning of the year, so the water was freezing, but that obviously didn't stop him. After the incident, Mallory wouldn't leave his side and they watched films with Levi for the rest of the evening.

"I'm surprised you remember that stuff." He eventually spoke as he gave his young sister a little side hug, which she accepted reluctantly, "You were really young."

Mallory was about to say something, but was immediately cut off by Levi, who finally came up with his answer too, "You wouldn't be a good Spider-Man."

The older brunette scoffed, "What, why?"

"There already is a Spider-Man. And you can't beat him, he is Spider-Man." The blond answered absently, "I mean you just can't."

"Yeah, I can't really argue with that logic." The brunette admitted, shrugging his shoulders, "Well, Tom, here are your answers. Hope you finally stop bugging me about it."

The three siblings kept answering questions for another ten minutes, before both Levi and Mallory were kind of done. They were children after all.

"Alright you guys, that's gonna wrap it up for today, I hope you.. people liked what you've seen today, and I'll see you folks next time. Do you two have anything to say to the viewers?" Elijah spoke enthusiastically as he made several hand motions, as he usually does while saying his autro.

"Adults are weird."

"Can I get a juice box?"

Elijah closed his eyes in amusement for a second, trying to hold in his laughter, "Not what I expected, but okay. Later fuc- friends."

"I'm serious, can I have a juice box?"

"No, you've had three already. It's eleven in the morning."

"Please."

".. alright."

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I DIDN'T SPELLCHECK- I WAS TOO LAZY. ALSO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING, I HAVE NO EXCUSE BESIDES NOT HAVING INSPIRATION

again levi and mallory are the wholesomeness i need in my life. i can also so vividly envision them with eli's hoodies- i'm screaming