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MYSTERIO - Why Tom Holland is the superior Spider-Man

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user1 Protective boyfriend mode = on
↳ user2 OMG YES HAHAHA

user3 Am I the only one that heard two kids in the background??
↳ user4 OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
↳ user5 Waitt... How old is Mys?
↳ user6 @user5 Where are you going with this??????
↳ user5 What if he iss-- a dad?
↳ user6 OMG
↳ user7 MYS IS A REAL DADDY
↳ user8 @user5 @user6 @user7 Y'all stupid as shit. He literally hangs out with a bunch of 20 yos. Ever thought about the fact that they could just be his siblings?????
↳ user7 HE'S A FATHERR
↳ MYSTERIO @user7 @user6 Nooooo

tedtalk Duddeee,, this is like the second video in a week you made about Tom.. Chill out
↳ MYSTERIO get off my dick
↳ MYSTERIO leT ME DEFEND MY BABY
↳ tedtalk Oh my god, you weirdo
↳ user9 Honestly their Youtube friendship gives me life
↳ user10 ^^

user11 Bruhh those kids out there sounded annoying af. I'd kick them out of the house lmao
↳ MYSTERIO Hi. Don't talk about small children like that.

Block user11?

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user12 TOBEY IS THE ONLY ONE FOR ME BRUVS
↳ user13 THIS IS THE TOM CLAN-- GET OUT

user14 Is nobody gonna acknowledge the fact that Mys defended these kids like that??? That's some wholesome shit.. I need to know who they aree
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user15 Broooo who are these kids?

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tomholland2013:

tomholland2013:
"If you ever dare to speak
one bad word of my future
husband, I will snap your
neck and yeet your disgusting
ass out of existence."
Cute.

itsmysterio:
Waitt
You actually watched my video?

tomholland2013:
Hahaha
Yes I did. Both Zendaya
and Jacob forced me to

itsmysterio:
Okay first of all: RUde.
Why didn't you do that
on your own? aND SECOND
OF ALL MY ULTIMATE
QUEEN ZENDAYA COLEMAN
KNOWS OF MY EXISTENCE--

tomholland2013:
How are you such a fangirl?

itsmysterio:
Some say it's a gift, some
say it's a curse.

tomholland2013:
Who says it's a curse.

itsmysterio:
My lover--
I've been talking too much
about you and he
threatened to leave me,,

tomholland2013:
Somehow I find that a
little hard to believe

itsmysterio:
The first ot second part?

tomholland2013:
First. I'd totally believe
people want to get
away from you.

itsmysterio:
BITCH
I MEAN TRUE
BUT HOW DARE YOU

tomholland2013:
Facts don't care about
your feelings 🐸🍵

itsmysterio:
Aw you're learning from
me already <33
We'll make such an
intellectual couplee

tomholland2013:
Lmao. Why are you like this?

itsmysterio:
IDk. Ask my dad. BUttt- I
would have toned it down,
but you're still hanging
around, which means,,
you dig it.

tomholland2013:
I'm pleading the fifth

itsmysterio:
;)

tomholland2013:
Also, you kind of
disappeared on me
yesterday

itsmysterio:
Yeaaa something came
up

tomholland2013:
Mate you literally told
me you had to go because
you didn't want me to see
you throw up. Like I can
see through your screen.

itsmysterio:
hEY- DOn't blame me for
that-- I was one drunk boy
😪

tomholland2013:
Are you even old enough
to drink?

itsmysterio:
Ehh- I am in Europe

tomholland2013:
HA- I KNOW SOMETHING
ABOUT YOU

itsmysterio:
FUCK

tomholland2018:
The info I have down:
- Mys.
- Two half siblings. Levi
and Mallory
- Between 18 and 21
- Has an obsession
with me

itsmysterio:
Ur actually keeping a
list lmao 😂
WAIT- HOW DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT MALL AND VI

tomholland2013:
You literally told me
yesterday

itsmysterio:
I-
I feel used,, how dare you
take advantage of a drunk
boy like that??

tomholland2013:
You make it incredibly hard
on me to figure you out
alright? I had to make use
of this rare moment.

itsmysterio:
I'm not gonna lie, that
turns me on a little bit.

tomholland2013:
That's a Brooklyn Nine-Nine
quote

itsmysterio:
Don't expose me like
that

tomholland2013:
Weirdo
Are you okay again
though

itsmysterio:
What's the worry

tomholland2013:
Dk you were just being
weirder than normal

itsmysterio:
Yeah I'm fine. Your interest in
my wellbeing added 3 years
to my life anyways

tomholland2013:
Only 3?

itsmysterio:
Yeah man- I'm still gonna die
an early death because of my
poor life decisions lmao

tomholland2013:
Again: weirdo.

itsmysterio:
Shit
Shit

tomholland2013:
What?

itsmysterio:
People think I have kids-
they think Mallory and
Levi are mine- HOW DO
I FIX THIS

tomholland2013:
I DON'T KNOW- I'VE
NEVER HAD THIS PROBLEM

itsmysterio:
AH

tomholland2013:
JUST TELL THEM YOU
HAVE SIBLINGS

itsmysterio:
AND EXPOSE THEM TO
THE INTERNET? HELL NO

tomholland2013:
THROW SOME MASKS AND
SUNGLASSES ON THEM

itsmysterio:
YES
THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA

tomholland2013:
CAN WE STOP SCREAMING?

itsmysterio:
YES
Wait yes
Fuck- oh my god
Never take kids alright
Just don't

tomholland2013:
What?
Mys?
Mys?
Twat.

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i'm so tiredddd---

also i just wanted to thank all of you who comment on this story. you have no idea how much impact that has on me and i seriously love you guys so muchh,,, y'all know who you are