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tomholland2013:

tomholland2013:
Okay- why are you named
Mysterio?

itsmysterio:
So I snatched your interest
huh?

tomholland2013:
No.. I'm just curious

itsmysterio:
It's 3am?

tomholland2013:
Okay, maybe I'm a
LITTLE interested.

itsmysterio:
I tend to have that effect on
people ;)

tomholland2013:
Piss off

itsmysterio:
Oh, alright. I'll go back to my
comfy bed and leave you to
your thoughts and questions
about my existence.

tomholland2013:
NO
wait

tomholland2013:
Come back. I need to know.

tomholland2013:
I know you're still on your
phone.

tomholland2013:
I can literally see that
you're liking fan edits
of chris hemsworth.

itsmyserio:
Damn babe- getting a little
jealous?

tomholland2013:
No.
Just answer my question

itsmysterio:
Only if you ask nicely ;)

tomholland2013:
What if I don't want to?

itsmysterio:
Then I'll go back to thirsting
over daddy Hemsworth 🤤🤤

tomholland2013:
Fine.

itsmysterio:
Fine.

tomholland2013:
Fine.

tomholland2013:
..Please?

itsmysterio:
Wow- you almost lasted 3
minutes. I'm impressed.

tomholland2013:
Just answer please. I want
to go to sleep.

itsmysterio:
Oh so the thought of me
keeps you awake at night? 😏

tomholland2013:
No.
There are other things.

itsmysterio:
But I'm one of them ;)
I mean I get it, I wouldn't
be able to sleep too..

tomholland2013:
Why are you awake then?

itsmysterio:
Because I'm too cool for
sleep.

tomholland2013:
That's a bullshit reason

itsmysterio:
Maybe

tomholland2013:
You're a strange one Mys

itsmysterio:
Not denying that.

tomholland2013:
Hey!
You still haven't
answered my question

tomholland2013:
MAte

tomholland2013:
You are soo annoying-
I need some answers

itsmysterio:
Sorry sorry
My phone fell on my face.
And guess what

tomholland2013:
What?

itsmysterio:
I have a nosebleed

tomholland2013:
Okay- how do you even
have THAT sensitive of
a nose?

itsmysterio:
You want the real story or
a fun one?

tomholland2013:
A real story would be
nice for once.

itsmysterio:
Aight
I broke my nose the first
time I was 8. I was on a
playground as one does,
and some bitch that was
like 3 years older than me
decided it would be fun to
push me off the swing. It
fixed alright but I had a
nosebleed every now and
again. Second time I broke
my nose was when I was
17. It was at a party.

tomholland2013:
Damn, how did it happen
the second time?

tomholland2013:
Mys?

itsmysterio:
Oops sorry.
Somebody had done
something with my dri
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I was talking to some girl
and out of nowhere comes
this guy that apparently
wasn't happy I was talking
to this girl, so he got a lil
angry. Now let me get this
clear: this fucker was twice
my size. He messed up my
nose good. It just never
really got fixed after.

tomholland2013:
But of course you start
beef with guys twice your
size.

itsmysterio:
It's my lucky charm ;)
Wait didn't you like break
your nose at least two times
too?

tomholland2013:
Maybe.

itsmysterio:
Lol- we can be nose buddies.
Wait no, that sounds weird.

tomholland2013:
Weird suits you.

itsmysterio:
Damn Holland, are you
flirting with me?

tomholland2013:
Is insulting your idea of
flirting?

itsmysterio:
It's 3 am- everything is
flirting to me right now

tomholland2013:
Can't argue with that.

itsmysterio:
So you are?

tomholland2013:
No, you horny boy

itsmysterio:
Sad. Can you give my
contacts to Chris H then?
I might have some chance
with him xx

tomholland2013:
I'm definitely not giving
you his contacts.

itsmysterio:
Such a party pooper
you are.

tomholland2013:
You need to go asleep.

itsmysterio:
UR NOT MY DAD

tomholland2013:
No- but apparently I am
your daddy. So go to sleep

itsmysterio:
Damn u smooth.
I can't say no to that.
Gn nose buddy

tomholland2013:
Goodnight weirdo

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FIRST DAY BACK AT SCHOOL- YEET.

also i'm such a fan of these two omg