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tomholland2013:

itsmysterio:

tomholland2013:
Lmaoo- I'm just gonna take
it as a compliment.

itsmysterio:
Don't feel special- I can,
and will have nosebleeds
over  Danny Devito,,

tomholland2013:
You think Danny Devito is
'hot as fuck' too though?

itsmysterio:
Daddy Danny??
hMMM HELL YEASS🤤🤤
Don't worry tho babe, I'm
always open for a
threesome xx

tomholland2013:
Lmao
I'm gonna pass on that one

itsmysterio:
YIkes- I'm not gonna lie
Tom, that hurts

tomholland2013:
Not gonna say that I'm
bothered by that.

itsmysterio:
Hello, 911? Yeah, there wAS
AN ATTACK ON MY EGO-

tomholland2013:
Lol
What's your deal anyways?
With the mask and everything.

itsmysterio:
It was the year 1944, I had
been fighting in the war for 4
years now.. And then out of
nowhere a granate hit my
beautiful face and I was left
with seriously nasty burns,
like Deadpool's. I have felt too
ashamed to show it ever
since.. 😪😪

tomholland2013:
Cool story- still a lie

itsmysterio:
WOWOW
are you questioning
my validity?

tomholland2013:
Yes.

itsmysterio:
Babe, I could be 70 for all
you know.

tomholland2013:
Yeah, but I'm going to take
a fat guess and say you aren't.

itsmysterio:
Based on,, what?

tomholland2013:
"Are you Luke? cause I'm
your daddy😤"
"Call me shrek because i'm
head ogre heels for you!"
Do I need to continue?
Love your old messages
by the way.

itsmysterio:
Hey, I had to get my charasmatic
superpowers from somewhere,,
you were a great practice

tomholland2013:
Because I'm so hot?

itsmysterio:
Yea- but no. I knew you weren't
gonna reply and if you did, we would
have a pretty interesting convo,
like we are having now.
So it was more of a strategical
move xx

tomholland2013:
Wow

itsmysterio:
I'm good at what I do💅🏻

tomholland2013:
You're a weird one.
Also what do I call you,
'Mysterio'?

itsmysterio:
Daddy.
Hubby would work too.

tomholland2013:
Yeah- I'm just gonna keep it at
horny weirdo.

itsmysterio:
Oh yeSss 😩😩💧
I'd love to stay and chat with you,
but sOME people actually have to
work for a living--

tomholland2013:
Aren't you like a youtuber? Isn't
your job just screaming at a
camera and being pretty.

itsmysterio:

tomholland2013:
What?

itsmysterio:
Yeah, you just called me
pretty- NO TAKE BACKS.
But bitch I wish. Youtube
has been demonetising all
my videos lately so I
actually had to take on a
job again xx

tomholland2013:
How am I supposed to call
you pretty if I don't even know
What you look like? But that
actually sucks tho, where do
you work?

itsmysterio:
Ya boy is a proud employee
of our lord and saviour
Starbucks. It's literally under
my apartment so it's kind of
practical.

tomholland2013:
Ohh so you're that kind of guy?

itsmysterio:
Who said I was a guy?? Did you
just assume my gender??

tomholland2013:
.. nvm

itsmysterio:
;)
See ya Spiderling.
Also, people like to call
me Mys. So you know.

tomholland2013:
Alright Mys
see ya

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my adorable beans are getting along already <33

what do you guys think about Mys/Elijah up 'til now?