1. When i see my classmate peeking on my paper...

ill be like..

*looks at him/her* here you go, *gives my paper to him/her* ^___________________^

2. I was sleeping in the class

then the teacher said...

"there's a library, you can sleep there" xD

3.  My friend once said, "Look, here comes the bitch"

and I was like.."so, where's the dog?"

4.  Me+Myself = MessySelf

5. i look up the stars and kiss someone..and then "aaawww, its all my imaginations" xD

6. 0 + 1 = 1

but for me, its LOLLIPOP

-.- that's all :p