Top Ten Awkward Moments
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Where the hell to start, where indeed, it doesn't help that I tend to purge memories like that from my mind, percico5161, 'thanks' for the nomination by the way...
1) Okay, the first one that pops into my consciousness, would be during my classes 9th grade beach retreat, the guys were staying in this 'for-rent-mansion' that had like a billion rooms, and a closet elevator. I'm not kidding, there was a closet, with an elevator in it... So, anyway, we'd gotten off the bus, and me and my three closest friends made a mad dash inside and managed to claim the best room for ourselves, a balcony that connected to the living room on that floor, three queen-sized beds, and a state-of-the-art recliner (which I claimed for myself) but then, me and a friend I've known since 1st grade, went exploring and found the elevator/closet, we thought it was so cool that we'd give it a try. We ended up getting stuck for 4.5 hours because I accidentally opened the folding-metal-curtain-thing that served as the interior door, stranding us between the 1st floor, and the basement, which was supposedly off-limits...fun times
2) uhhhh...that moment, when, you wake up in the middle of the night, with some 'urgent request' for your parents? And, still half-asleep, you barge into their room without knocking...you see where I'm going with this? Good, then I don't need to say anymore
3) that moment when you're sparring a female fellow-instructor at the Karate Studio you both work at, you both go for defensive round kicks with your left leg, and you clash shins at speeds greater then 65mph, she was out for the rest of the night...and the next six months...on crutches with a deep bone-bruise, and a fracture in the shinbone, yet you walk away without a scratch...to this day, Jana doesn't spar anymore...and that was about 3 years ago now...
4) that moment where you get a 102 on the trebuchet project in 12th grade Physics, even though you did perhaps 1% of the math, and the kid who did over 85% of the building, alongside his prosthetist of a dad, got a 95...
5) that moment you shoot a hole in your best friend's ear during an airsoft match...I SWEAR, I HAD NO CLUE THAT ONLY 380 FPS COULD DO THAT!!!
6) that moment, when you find out your crush has a boyfriend, and you'd been planning on confessing the next day...
7) that moment when you realize that no fewer than three of the 12-13 year olds in the martial arts class you're teaching have massive crushes on you...
8) that moment when one of those same students thinks your little sister is your girlfriend...
9) when your little sister is your designated driver because you're blind in your right eye
10) that moment, when on your 8th grade D.C. Trip, you wave and shout "HEY UP THERE!!" At one of the snipers on the roof of the White House...
I nominate, SheydollMeOut, momodaniw, and toopaleforthesun to do the Ten Awkward Moments Challenge
*EDIT* I also nominate pokemonlovergirl to do the challenge!
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