So, I'm reading this EPIC crossover fanfic by creamofwheat2311 on fanfiction.net, and the sheer amount of badassery (yes that is a word, I made it up months ago) is SO AWESOME. First we have Starkiller (from The Force Unleashed) in a boxing match with a SPARTAN-II, specifically, Kelly-087, the fastest of the original SPARTANS, with a maximum landspeed of over 65 kph, without armor, in excess of 75 kph in armor, and a reaction time measured in femtoseconds. And they TIED...then Thel'Vadamee, the arbiter, challenges Starkiller to a friendly saber duel, dual Lightsabers versus dual Sangheili Energy Swords. And the Arbiter wins, sorta, they disarmed each other, but Arbiter managed to get his energy dagger positioned over Starkiller's heart. In another moment, some ODST's call for reinforcements against three Imperial AT-AT's, and get a fudging SCARAB! Dropped from orbit, on top of an AT-ST, it then proceeds to melt the AT-AT's into slag...and now, Darth Vader versus the Arbiter, Galen Marek (Starkiller) and Luke Skywalker, AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! SUUUUCCCCHHH EPICNESS!!!!

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