About this time, exactly two decades and a year previous...

A creature was born into this world...

Neither angel nor demon

Human or alien

Not even animal this being was.

It was special, different, unique, extraordinary,

IT WAS MEH! BOW BEFORE ME! I SAID BOW!!!!

*cough cough*

Anyways, today: this 2nd day of May, In the year of our Lord Two-Thousand Seventeen, is my twenty-first birthday