'Enjoy your day at Chuckecheese!'

'Ketchup is my girlfriend,'

'Hoi.'

'ITS A ME A BRATTIO!' (Mario)

'Ew, a child.'

'PRE-TEEN.'

'I got a heart attack.'

'My heearttt..'

'Wilbur Soup.'

'Chez.'

'Which window do you choose?'

'EY CORONA.'

'I'm gay as hell.'

'Brown M'n'M x Wilbur Soot.'

'I—... you ruined this.'

'Get out of my Christian Minecraft Server.'

'911, ello.'

'Oo, spider.'

'I feel old.'

'No, dad, I do not sound like a 40-year-old-man-who-smokes, I sound like a tired child.'