Me: *flops onto the ground* Man, there is nothing to do!

Dark: I am so bored! AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Me: *starts petting her* So hey, you're really soft.

Dark: *sweatdrops* We need to get out of here.

~Mini Time-Skip~

Me: Anything?

Dark: No. The otter isn't working!

Me: We never think of good ideas on the otter!

Lionblaze: Get off of my back!

Me and Dark: Shut up Otter!

Dark: Why don't we just set some fires?

Me: We always set fires. *throws plushy that came out of nowhere* Hey, let's go annoy Windclan.

~'Nother Mini Time-Skip~ 

Me: Hey Windclan? You there?

Nightcloud: *suddenly pops out in front of me* I'm from Windclan!

Me: *falls over* AW!

Dark: Yea, the boring Windclan!

Me: We want the one that isn't terrible!

Nightcloud: Aw, but I'm fun. ;-;

Me: No, no you are not!

Breezepelt: *comes up* Hey.

Dark: *attacks him*

Breezepelt: AW!!!!

Me: Everyone, to the otter.

~Mini Time-skip~

Me: Great, now we're kidnappers!

Lionblaze: GET OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!