Hey peeps. I'm back.... Sorry it's taken so long but I've had a lot of testing. That is no excuse but here it is!

LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!!!!
This girl.... No. Not scared. Is this what it feels like to be challenged?
NOW!!!!

NOEL'S POV

As we rode our horses to the old scouting head quarters, I thought. 'I kind of spilt the beans back there. This is probably going to change a ton of things. But, I guess me even existing in this world already changed stuff. I wonder, what can I do in my titan form. Why was I able to establish a mental connection with Eren. Oh crap. Am I gonna have to share a room with Eren?! There better be another cage down there because there is no way in hell I will share with Eren. He freaking says creepy stuff in his sleep! And his room always smells! If I get my own cell, I'm going to go find a bunch of herbs and hang them in my area. Maybe there's lavender in the forest. Maybe Jasmine? Most likely there will be a rose bush somewhere. I wonder if there are honeysuckles here. And some mint. I want to make mint tea. And green tea. Maybe some rose petal tea. I like tea-' "Noel!" Startled, I jump. Next to me, Eren and the rest of the squad are looking at me in amusement. I stick out my tongue as I dismount my horse. I turn to Levi. "Dude, do I have to share a room or area with Eren? I've lived with him for 15 years and I almost went insane. It would be inhumane if you made us share." I pouted childishly as I put my horse, Pluto, in the stall. Levi huffed.

"Do you really think I would do that? You would probably beat him up or something equally insane." I gasped in disbelief. "Are you calling me insane? I'll have you know, that I know every way to safely and painfully remove each of your limbs!" Everyone scooted back from the frightful aura that surrounded me. Petra started to hyperventilate. "Oh god no. Please just be a really horrible nightmare. It's a second Hanji! Wait, slow down Petra! She doesn't like titans like that." The next second I made her fears come true.

"Hey, hey, hey! Would you let me have my own mini lab? I really, really, REALLY, want to study my babies before I meet them first hand! We'll have so much fun and I'll dig into each and every one of their bodies to uncover their secrets!" I was hunched over and panting once I finished my rant. I looked up to see everyone except Levi with a terrorfied expression. Levi had on a face that was just like 'Nope! LOL! Fudge this shiz, I'm out.'

Timeskip

We all sat around the table, eating our bland food. Me? I was impatiently waiting for a certain red haired scientist to show up. You see, I acted like that so I could talk with Hanji without it seeming suspicious and so I could drop a few bombs on the titan race. Not a second too soon, there was a loud bang on the wooden door. Petra looked mildly shocked as she got up and opened the huge oak doors. A certain red haired scientist was panting crazily. "A-ah! I just couldn't wait til tomorrow to see my two little shifters!" I stand up and hold my hand out to Hanji.

"Hello squad leader. I'm glad you share my thoughts. Now, what is your opinion on titans?" I say quite bluntly. Hanji quickly takes my hand. "Titans are my babies!" I happily grin. "Oh Hanji-chan! We're gonna have so much fun! I have a bunch of theories on my darlings!" I could feel the terror raidiating from the people behind me as Hanji and I grinned at each other. "Of course! We should go over the basic information." Everyone left as soon as Hanji said that. We sat down at the abandoned tables.

"I honestly think we should rethink the basics or at least revise them. You see, during the Trost incident, I had two titans caught and brought to the main head quarters. Sawney and Beane. I've ran various tests on them. The two became unfunctioning while in the dark, or at night." I nodded, my mind doing unneeded calculations. "So they're not nocturnal creatures it seems. Maybe they take in the sun or light in and turn it into the energy they need to function. Makes since. I've always wondered how the functioned." I mused. Hanji looked at me questioning. "What do you mean?" I could feel my gaze take on a cold, hard calculating spark.

"Well, Hanji-Chan, how are houses built?" She answered immediately. "Builders take wood and brick and build a foundation. Where are you going with this?" I ignored her question. "Okay. Now where does that wood and brick come from?" Hanji answered that too, still confused. "Now where did that tree come from?" Hanji's eyes widened as she suddenly got it. I nodded before she could speak.

"Yes, do you get what I mean? Everything comes from something! Nothing ever started out how it is! It had to develop and grow to get where they are now! Even humans! But in living things, our blueprints of life can get messed up! Now, I don't think that happens often, but what if someone, before the titans, figured out how to harness that error. What if someone made something that made our blueprints mess up and mutate into-" "Titans." Hanji breathed. "You think titans are mutated humans?" With a grim face, I nodded.

"I'm almost sure of it. I mean, titans look like unporportinal humans. They couls've looked like anything else. A bird, a bug. But titans look like humans! Not to add, they can sometimes show almost human intelligence. But moving on, I have a theory on why titans eat humans and nothing else." Hanji looked excited for the next topic. "Okay well, I'm basing this off my memories of when I was turned into a titan shifter." Hanji looked excited. "You were turned into a titan?!" I nodded. "Yes, when Wall Maria fell, Eren and I's mother was eaten by a titan. Our father found us in the refugee camp and took us away into the woods. There, he proceeded to show his insanity." Hanji gasped.

"Mother's death must've sent father over the deep end. He knocked out Eren and grabbed me. Father was trying to inject a syringe into my arm. I tried to fight, but he kept on yelling at me. Eventually he put the syringe in me. After that I passed out." Hanji covers her mouth in horror. "Now this is where my theory comes in. I suspect that after that, I turned into a titan. At least three people must've been with us at the time, not including father, because if I'm correct, only one person would be walking away with Eren and I. Anyways, I suspect that my father was a titan shifter along with two of the three additional people. When I was theoretically turned into a titan I ate one of the one of the shifters, making me turn back into a human. The same thing must've happened to Eren, but he ate two people, the second titan shifter and our father. The third, remaining person had to of taken us back to the camp." Hanji seemed disturbed, but asked a question. "But it doesn't explain why titans eat only humans."

"We were in a forest when we were turned. There was plenty of wild life around us but we specifically targeted the only humans in proximity. Once we ate the shifting humans we turned back. But titans have been eating regular humans for years and have never turned back into a human. So my theory is, titans are subconsciously looking for titan shifters. And the secret all lies in their bones." Enlightened, Hanji urges me to continue. "Well, the only thing remaining of a defeated titan is it's bones, correct? Has anyone actually looked into their bones? Anyways, bone marrow is really weird so I'm not getting into it. But, when I was eaten by the titan in Trost, I should've died while the titan turned back into a human. But that isn't what happened. So when comparing me being eaten and me doing the eating, there are not a lot of differences. The only noticeable difference, is that I was swallowed. Not chewed. Not much of my body fluids, besides a little bit of blood, touched the titan. Meanwhile, Eren and I must've chewed. Do you get it?" Hanji bluntly shook her head. "Ah well. Dang. When I smooth out the wrinkles I'll tell you."

Hanji seemed thoughtful. "No, no. You've given me a lot to think about. I think your titan theories could be true. And I think I get what you were trying to say at the end. This is fun! I've never been able to talk to anyone about my babies!" I grinned.

Timeskip in the morning 3rd POV

The squad walked into the dining room to see Noel and Hanji still in a deep discussion. No one dared interrupt them. But then a messenger comes in with news for Hanji.

"Squad leader Hanji!! The two titans have somehow been killed!" Hanji looks horrified and rushes to get a horse. Everyone follows her closely.

Soon they arrive at the main headquarters. Hanji runs to the experimenting courtyard and wails in despair. "Sawney! Beane! My babies!" Noel gently hugs Hanji while mummering reassurances.

An order was issued to have everyone's ODM gear checked. As the orders were carried out, a certain commander was walking away from Eren and towards Noel.

Noel's POV

I was observing the steaming skeletons when Commander Erwin came up behind me and whispered in my ear. "What do you see?" A light blush covers my face as I let out a quiet screech. "Ah! Commander Erwin, it's not nice to scare people." I scolded the blonde. I turned back around and crossed my arms. "As for what I see. Well, I believe we have another enemy. Though, it isn't really surprising." I mused, talking loud enough for only Erwin to hear me. "My office at 12:06 tonight. There will be a meeting that you need to attend." I nod, not knowing that if I had turned around, I would've seen the Commander's eyes be filled with a strange emotion while his face gained a pink tint.

But, of course, I didn't turn around.

I IS THE DONE! I'm not gonna make excuses, I totally forgot about my story. So, gomen.

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