I stole some of edd's cola and put a shit ton of Smirnoff in terr (lmao irl im just drinking cola dont worry im just acting like tom) so i dont wonna move becau Ringet is no em (read the last two backwards) an i moo ringet freak thefuck out andvsvsvvssvsvstozypxupcpuxypztoxu

(Edd picks up the phone and reads what i typed)
Edd: YOU STOLE MY COLA
Me:*zoom zoom bitch* Bai
Edd:*zoom zoom after me* GIVE ME MY COLA