OKAY SO THE FUNNIEST THING JUST HAPPENED

SO I WAS IN CLASS, RIGHT? AND I SIT NEXT TO THIS DYSLEXIC KID, AND SO I WAS HELPING HIM WITH THE WORK. And so- I'm helping this kid, right? Some idiot and his friend walk up to me, and this is how the conversation went:

Idiot1: "Hey, do you have a crush?"

Me: "Uh- no."

Idiot1: "Yeah you do."

Me: "but- I don't??" (i literally don't😭✌)

Idiot2: "Is it me?"

Me: "No, I have taste."

Everyone in the classroom: "DAAAAAAMMMNNNNNNN"

My friend: "YOU ATE THAT UP BESTIEEE"

AND THEN I REALIZED THAT I JUST INSULTED ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR KIDS IN THE GRADE-