Mom friend: when beetlejuice is just the scarier version of prim (me)

All:FUCKING MINT

Mom friend: when Alan is the psychopath of the fucking group

All:FUCKING MINT

Mom friend: when peggy is to adorable and innocent to care about anything dirty

Peggy: *waves*

All: FUCKING MINT

Mom friend: when demon has to much of long hair that teachers think he's a girl

All: FUCKING MINT

Mom friend: when Sam misses one day of school and doesn't know what the fuck is going on

All: FUCKING MINT

Me: when mom is just to gay to be alive

All:FUCKING MINT

A/N no I didnt use their actual names my name is prim because I dont want to share my real name. our mom friend is just that because he's the mom. Alan isnt his real name because I care for his privacy. Peggy because in the talent show last year she was singing as Peggy. Demon is that because his nickname is demon and he is a demon. Sam because she acts like Sam from Sam and cat.