~TIMMY AND THE PIZZA PROBLEM~

Timmy: pIZZA MAN GET OVER HERE

Pizza Guy: NONONO YOU KILLED ME LAST TIME

Timmy: And I’ll kill you again :) 

Pizza Guy: WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME ANYWAYS

Timmy: BECAUSE IT’S AMERICA AND I HAVE MY RiGHTS C AN A D I AN 

Pizza Guy: SOMEBODY HELP ME

Timmy: oh and this 12 year old is forcing me to. 

Also Timmy: NO ONE CAN HELP YOU LOSER HA stabs pizza guy

Pizza Guy: OKAY I'LL GIVE YOU PIZZA JUST GO AWAY *DROPS PIZZA*

Timmy: MY PIZZA YOU IDIOT YOU DROPPED IT. 

Pizza Guy: I DON'T CARE *RUNS AWAY*

Timmy: uses the power of oc and teleports to pizza guys house and burns it :)

Me: *is suddenly here* yo uh what's going on here?

Timmy: OmG jOrDyN       can we get tacos for dinner.

Me: yeAh MAN LETS GO !  

Jack: AW HECK NAH I WANT MCDONALDS

Me: nobody cares about what you want jack

Jack: im a demon I will murder you mortal >:(

Me: wouldnt be the first time pal :)

Also me: anyWHO LETS GO!!!!!!!! 

Me 2.0.: i wanted dairy queen though 

Me: okay fine lets get dairy queen >:/

Jack: WHAT WHY DOES SHE GET SPECIAL ACCEPTTION OR WHATEVER I’M A DEMON AND BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU

Me: BECAUSE SNOW’S MY FRIEND YOU BIG DUMMY DUM DUM

Jack: Are you saying we aren’t friends? If so yay

Me: um

Well

Uh

Uhhhhhh

I dont know we’ve never really hung out

Me: okay lets go :))))

Jack: yes and I wanna keep it that way.

Timmy: Did everyone forget about me :(

Me: we’re still getting tacos, timmy

Me 2.0.: i thought we were getting dairy queen :((((

Me: we’re getting both--

Jacoby: lets get dunkin too.

Me: okay fine ]:(

Jack: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I JUST WANT MCDONALDS

Me: OKAY YALL HOW ABOUT WE ALL GET WHAT WE WANT ON OUR OWN >:( 

Me2.0.: whats tim hortans have i wanna try something from there

Me: its really just dunkin donuts   probably

Me 2.0.: So like iced coffee 

Me: uhhh yes but also just regular coffee and hot chocolate and tea

Me with the mentality of a 7 year old: imma get subway’

Me 2.0.: oh heck me too

Timmy: hi guys im back from disturbing a lot of aliens and we might die soon so like be prepared.

Me: wh oKAY THIS IS SUDDEN?

Me 2.0.: IT’S TIMMY WHAT DO YOU EXPECT HE’S THE MOST RANDOM PERSON IN THE WoRLD

Me: ..true, true

Nico or niko I forgot: WE GET TO SEE ALIENS :00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Me: *angy kid grumble*

Me 2.0.: shut up he’s also like only 7. 

Me: >:(

Me: alright well i like sleeping so i guess ill spend my last hours sleeping

Timmy: NAH WE’RE GONNA GO SEE THEM -throws everyone in the car-

Me: nOOO IM TOO TIRED ALSO HOW ARE WE GOnnnnnnaa.. *falls asleep*

Timmy: -slaps- wake up Jordyn  >:(

Me: zzzzzzz- ACK- OW- why >:(

Timmy: :) 

Tammy: JORDYN ARE YOU OKAY---------

Me: yeah im just tired and got slapped in the face. Ive Felt worse lol

Tammy: do you need a bandaid?-

Me: no thanks im a-- zzzzzzz

Nirav: (she’s just gonna fall back asleep again lets just go already)

Timmy: shut up nerd -turns on radio station cause yes-

News reporter: BREAKING NEWS MULTIPLE ALIENS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED WALKING AROUND THE COUNTRY.  BLAH BLAH blah 

Tammy: OH NO TOMMY IM SCARED! *HUGS TOMMY*

Tommy: shut up im busy being an edge lord. -pushes tammy away-

Tammy: TEMMY IM SCARED *HUGS TEMMY*

TemmY: i 

I dont like hugging but okay

Tony: GET ME OUT OF THIS CAR IM TOO CLOSE TO NAGEL--

Nagel: :) 

Timmy: YAY ALIENS

Tammy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Nico: HECK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh

Nirav: (okay but how are we going to get to the aliens in a car?)

Timmy: We don’t, we just murder them all and boom they’re gone

Nirav: (oh ok but uh do we have weapons?)

Timmy: well thats your problem i only have one knife lol suckers.

Jack: i have demon claws =)

Taraka: i have a golden machete according to jordyn

Timmy: NO ONE ASKED EITHER OF YOU DEMONS also taraka I still have your flamethrower 

Taraka: i dont care i dont want it anymore >:/

Timmy: :(

Ozark: can we not do this please- Jordyn do something you’re the drawer of whatever.

Me: fgbfhfmf… oh uh.. OOk

*draws myself huge flamethrowers for everyone*

Tammy: how do i use this starts looking through the flame part thing

Me: OH FRICK UH- *erases tammy’s flamethrower* here have a knife instead

Me 2.0.: dont forget about nico he’s like 8 or 7 too

Me: tammy is too pure for a flamethrower tho :(

ME 2.0: tammy is siblings with Timmy and Tommy shes gonna be non pure

Me: im sure if she just hangs out with me and tony sometimes she’ll be fine

Anywho

*zzzzzz* or whatever like them soon.

Me 2.0.: - throws pepsi can at you- Timmy is already teaching her how to use a knife >:/

Me: oWW-.. Yeah thats why i gave her a knife

Me/snow: DO YOU WANT TAMMY TO BE LIKE TiMMY-

Me: timmy isnt that bad. Tammy needs to know how to defend herself anyways :)

Snow: are you serious- Timmy has killed you so many times

Me: mmm yep i know

Also TIMMY ARE WE THERE YET

Timmy: no we havent even moved yet im still trying to find some good music.

Me:  okay well ill go back to sleep then i guess *ZZZZZ*

Timmy: -stabs- STAY AWAKE IDIOT AND SUFFER

Me: WHYY- (ok) 

Timmy: BECAUSE YOU NEeD TO SUFFER TOO

Me: ACK JUST FIND A SONG ALREADY >:(

Snow: -starts blasting alec benjamin music because i'm obsessed with it help-

Me: OKAY CAN WE GO NOW TIMMY >:((

Timmy: lol yeah -drives the car at sonic speed- 

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

snow trying to think of something to say: do you guys like cheese

Timmy: AAAND WE’RE HERE ALSO YES

Snow: NOT YOU IDIOT I CREATED YOU I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

Me: uh..i.. do under some circumstances?

Snow: is that a yeash

Me:mmnotreally

Snow: how dare you >:(. 

Me:eeeuuHHH- OKAY WHO’S READY TO MURDER SOME BEINGS FROM ANOTHER PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE???? 

Tammy: this is a big kni- chops off jordyns arm

Me: oHHwOaHwoAH AH OKAY uM MMMMM IM A BIT IN PAIN BUT THIS IS FINE

Tammy: JORDYN YOU’RE  BLEEDING WH-

Me: ITS FINE DONT WORRY LETS GO KILL SOME ALIENS HAA !

Tommy: let me see that knife takes knife and chops off your other arm.

Me: TOMMY WHAT THE ACTUAL- FFRICK

Tommy: :)

Me: I CANT EVEN DRAW MY ARMS BACK NOW I DONT HAVE ARMS

Timmy: yay

Ozark: hey look there’s an alien-

Me: oH SHOOT I'M VULNERABLE I HAVE STUBS

I HAVE STUBS-

I-I CANT EVEN USE MY WEIRD WITCH POWERS I HAVE STUBBIES

Timmy: YOU’RE NOT A WITCH MORTAL IM THE WIZARD

Me: I- IVE BEEN A WITCH FOR LIKE 4 YEARS YOU CANT TELL ME WHO I AM- ALSO THE ALIENS ARE APPROACHING US--

Timmy: SSH OH GOD- 

Jack: no leaves to his og home world

Taraka: WHAT ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU FRICKS

Timmy: oh i summoned them here

Everyone except for tommy and nagel: ...why.

Timmy: all we do is float around in this void >:/

Alien #1: yo other organisms how u doin

Tammy: screams

Temmy: BE GONE tries using flame thrower but fails becase temmy is big nerd 

Taraka: HAAHAAAHAHAHAAA! *USES MACHETE AND DOESNT FAIL*

Timmy: YOU USE A KNIFE OR SOMETHING IDIOT

Im craving steak right now or beef with ketchup and i dont even like that it just sounds good 

*throws raw beef at your face*

ITS RAW 

i ship sans with ketchup and chara with chocolate 

Oh yeah sorry

*throws it in a fire for 2 minutes*

IT’S BURNT

LIFE CANT BE PERFECT BUDDY BOI >:(

WHY NOT

You smell bad
ANYWHO >:(
>:)

Okay the end.