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What are Lemons?


This contains curaing and an explanation of Lemons. Of you wish to keep your innocence, do not read. 

Otherwise... READ ON!!!!!

This is dedicated to the innocent souls that does while figuring out what Lemons are

I wrote a Lemon for my friend in school, and she told me that she was more disturbed that I could write one than what the paper said.

Anyways... Presenting Valt!

Valt: what are Lemons???

Shu: ... Where did you hear that word??

Valt: from da author. She said something about it being disturbing. But I. Don't get it... Aren't Lemons sour???

Backstage

Wakiya: AHAAHAHHAJAJAHAHAHAJHAHAHAAAA

Honcho: AHAAHAHHAJAJAHAHAHAJHAHAHAAAA

Daigo:*face palms* *pushes button on phonr* Valt protection squad please come to center stage.


--- OH yeah and I forgot to say I'm on a My hero academia binge, so my awesome updates will likely show that. Just wanted to let you know.----


Valt: I'm just going to ask someone who mighy explain it to me better. *pushes button*

Daigo:*runs onstage* VALT WHATEVRR YOU DO, DONT PRESS THAT--

Kacchan: WHAT DO YOU WANT, SMALL FRY!!!!!???

Daigo:*sigh* that button...

Valt: what's a Lemon? ^^

Kacchan: Wait. *Presses button on phone* OCHACA, DAMN NERD, GET IN HERE!!!!!(that is how you spell the gravity girl's name, right???)

Damn nerd/Deku: K-kacchan! Please tell me your not going to get us house arrest again!

Ochaca: Oh. Hi. 😑

Valt: What's a Lemon?

Lui;*appears wearing an aqua suit several sizes too big, plus a shark tail.* OOHHHH YOU GONNA RUIN THRM??? DO IT!!!! WONDER WHAT THAT DAMNED NERDS GONNA DO WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND WHEN HR FINDS OUT!!!!!

ochaca: dammit I already know, dumbasses.

Ukyo: *covers Valt's ear* he's still innocent.

Kacchan: A LEMON IS A DESCRIPTION OF TWO PEOPLE. USUALLY GAY LIKE THESE STUPID RANTARIKIYA LeMONS HAVING S-

Shu: *punches him*

Kacchan:*bombs a hole in da roof*

Daigo: fuck this shit I'm out. *Leaves*

Ochaca:*gravitates him back to stage* Nope. Youre getting tortured with us.

Basic list of injuries between Katsuki and Shu, and Ukyo who is at the moment trying to keep them on opposite sides of the stage.

Shu:

Bombed shues

Bruised jaw

Injured shoulder

Katsuki

Broken jaw

Ukyo:

Caught in the crossfire, so mostly dead.

Valt: so... What was the last word? And what's gay?

Lui: let's try this again. Gay is two males who like each other. And Lemons is a detailed description of people having sex. Done. Now I'm out. See ya.

Ochaca: EHY DID YIU TELL THR SMALL BEANS!!!!

Ukyo: actually I shoves them outside as soon as Lui started talking.

Daigo:. NO I did. You were lying there mostly dead and told me what to do.

Ukyo: NO ONE CARES ABOUT DETAILS!!!!!

Daigo:. 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Katsuki: where is that mothe--

ERASER HEAD: bakugo, enough. Why are you even here? Don't answer that, let's go.

Katsuki: DAMN YOU BEYBLADERs ill GET YOU NRXT-- owch!




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