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im supposed to be taking a science test right now.. but that can wait :)

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Lizzie: What kinds of sounds annoy you? Scott: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones? Lizzie, now interested: Lets say imaginary. Scott: Spiders wearing flip flops.


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

pixl: Where did you get that tomato soup? Scott: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝

_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Scott: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Jimmy: Oh. We're going out?
Scott: Wh...

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

gem, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?
sausage: The car takes a screenshot.
pixl: Please pull over. I'm driving now.

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

shelby: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Joel: Strong.
fwhip: Weak.
Scott: An idiot, is what your are.

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

false: Why do humans have different blood groups?
Lizzie: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Joel: I'm going to dunk on you.
Scott: Bring a ladder.

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Joel: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to- Joel: *sees fwhip shoving false into the washing machine while gem records and shelby watches* Joel: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

*katherine and false are planning to break in somewhere* katherine: We need to distract the guards. false: Right. katherine: What are we gonna do? false: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes. katherine: false: katherine: Deal.


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

false: Are they stupid?
pixl: Yes, but they prefer to be called shelby.

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

fwhip: I love hearing Scott shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

sausage: I regret nothing!!!
Jimmy: I regret everything!!!

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Jimmy: Wow, they really hate us.
sausage: Yes, perhaps they're homophobic.
Jimmy: But we're not gay, sausage.
sausage:
Jimmy:
sausage: We're not?

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

shelby: What did you get on your shirt?
Scott: Rust.
shelby: From what?
Scott: Weapons.
sausage: Time for more adult supervision.

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

pixl: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Scott: Weight loss? Drink water. Jimmy: Clear skin? Drink water. katherine: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Scott: Ugh, there's always that weak b---- in the group who isn't down with murder. Scott: *glares at pixl* pixl: Well, sorry I have morals!


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Lizzie: Are you sure Scott's going to be able to handle that IKEA furniture? They're not very good with technical stuff... Joey: Why are you worried? IKEA was never complicated; these days, it's even easier! Everything's color coded, numbered, and there's even an a--embly robot option to make it even easier for Scott, which we've obviously opted in for. All they need to do is press the clearly labeled ON button, scan the QR code on the front of the box, and it'll take care of the rest. Even a monkey could do it! *Joey's phone rings* Scott: Hey, so I'm at Lowes... Lizzie: ... Lizzie: I should have gone with the monkey.


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

false: Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement?
Scott: With tears?
false: No.
Scott: *tears up*

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Jimmy: Why don't I like this person? Joel: I don't know. Maybe it's because they keep stealing your thunder. Jimmy: Maybe it's because their name is "sausage". Don't you find that utterly ridiculous? Joel: No. Jimmy: That's because your name is "Joel BEANS".


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Teacher: Your child was in a fight. fwhip: Oh no, that's terrible! Lizzie: Did they win?

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃


gem: Oh god, they texted you 'hi.'' punctuation only means one thing, fwhip. They're mad at you. fwhip: No, it's Scott. They're just being gramatically correct! *meanwhile* Scott: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them. shelby: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'. Scott: I stand by my choice.


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Lizzie: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig up! Lizzie: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Scott: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Joel: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 false: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Joel: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. shelby: Did you burn an orange too? How??? Joel: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

sausage: Do you always have to attack me with your words? Joel: Would you prefer me to use a brick?


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Scott: I have a philosophy in life; if the seat is open, the job is open. That's how I came to briefly drive a Formula 1 car.

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

shelby: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield." xornoth: Opposite over hypotenuse. xornoth: Dips---.


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Joel: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one dollar? xornoth: Exchange it for a hundred pennies, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

xornoth: Come to think of it... You've always been nice to me. xornoth: I mean, you listen to all my problems- Joey: No, xornoth I just simply stand here while you talk, there's a big difference.


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Joey: Hey, Scott! Did you know your my BFFLWYLION? Scott: What the hell is that supposed to mean? Joey: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not. Scott: Scott: That's one way to say it, I guess...


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Joey: You know, when Scott comes over, pixl can get a little... gem: Psycho? fwhip: Scary? Jimmy: Drunk? Joey: All three.


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Scott: And here we see Joel and katherine in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh. Joel: Gaelic bread. katherine: Grueling brad. Joel: Ha ha, glamorous beans.


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

xornoth: You're alive. shelby: No need to sound so disappointed.



_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Scott: HAH! what are you going to do?! STAB ME?!
Xornoth:
Scott calling 911 5 minutes later: HELP IVE BEEN STABBED
{me making the rest up}
Xornoth: you asked for it..
Scott: I. WAS. JOKING!!
Xornoth: maybe next time dont joke about something i have no problem doing.

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Joey: What if people had food names and food had people names? fwhip: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Joey for dinner. sausage: What is wrong with you people? Lizzie: Shut up, chocolate.


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

katherine: *nudges Joel at 3am* Pretty f---ed up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Joel? Wake up, Joel! Listen! They're (gender)less! Joel: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃



Scott, excitedly: Heeyy!! false: Hey, someone's excited. Joey, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃


Lizzie: *is hugging gem* shelby: Hey! It's my turn to hug gem! shelby: *grabs gem* Scott: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot! Lizzie: No, It's still my turn! gem: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly! shelby: But we need the moral support! Lizzie: And you're small! Which is cute! Scott: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning. gem: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

im gonna go do important stuff now :,D

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