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it is 2:08 am, and i cant sleep.. so i resort to this :D

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Impulse: Are you okay.?

Scott: Yeah.

Gem: Have you been crying..?

Scott: ...no.

Impulse: Do you want to talk about it..?

Scott:....no

Gem: do you want a hug?

Scott: ...yeah..

{me making the rest up}

*insert adorable gem and the scotts hugging scene*

Impulse: tell us when somethings wrong next time okay?

Scott:..okay

Gem: promise?

scott: promise.

Impulse: thank you

scott: mhm..

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

katherine, going fishing: I'm going LIE to fish!

jimmy arriving moments later: NO!

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

fwhip: false, I have a couple of words to say to you.
shelby: Please let those two words be "I'm sorry."
Scott: I'm ready with the bleep button if not.

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

katherine: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"
shelby: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.
gem: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Joel: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

pixl: Hey guys, today Lizzie pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put them down.
pixl: The benefits of killing them are that I would get pushed way less.

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Jimmy: Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with.
false, referring to themself and Joey: Even us?
Jimmy: Especially you guys.
Joey:
false:
Joey: Petition to kick Jimmy out so they stop insulting us.
false: Seconded.

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

katherine: Good morning!
Scott: Is it? Is it really?

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

sausage: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Jimmy: How the hell did you crash the car?!
Scott: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.
Scott: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.
Jimmy: ...
pixl, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.
(okay okay, pix and scott have a father son love, pix is a father figure to most people on the server just for clearance- also yes, yes the generator did do this :,D)

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Scott, passing their phone to sausage: I'm passing the phone to someone, who if I had to choose between hanging out with them, and having my organs removed one by one, I'd choose the organs.
sausage, pa--ing the phone back to Scott: I'm passing the phone to my best friend!

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Lizzie: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Joel.
Lizzie: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.
Lizzie: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
Joel: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.
Lizzie: I can only a--ume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.
Joel: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.
Lizzie: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

pixl: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
shelby: I photosynthesize with this.

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

sausage: Die.
fwhip: Please don't die!
sausage: DIE!
fwhip: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
shelby, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Scott, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and fwhip wants sausage to accept it as their kid.

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Joel: Is five a lot of followers?
Jimmy: Depends on the context.
Jimmy: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.
Jimmy: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

pixl: Guys it's a shooting star, let's make a wish!
Joel: I wish for good grades.
shelby: Nerd.
Joel: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for shelby. :)
pixl: Joel...

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Joel: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Jimmy: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Scott: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
sausage: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Joey: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
gem: Mental stability, my old friend!
Joel: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Lizzie: Hey, check out my Spongebob umbrella!
*Lizzie opens their umbrella while indoors*
pixl: Lizzie, that's bad luck...
Lizzie: Chill out, pixl!
sausage, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?!
Lizzie and pixl: *screams*

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

Joel: Pardon the intrusion, but-
gem: On this moment or just my life in general?

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

*Lizzie is in the kitchen and they hear a crash from the living room* Lizzie, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?! Joel, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand! Lizzie: And Jimmy didn't stop you?! Joel, pointing at a sleeping Jimmy: They've been asleep for the past three hours. katherine, walking in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys- katherine, realizing: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?! Lizzie, pointing at Joel: They threw the remote onto the TV stand. katherine: Come on! That's the 5th time this week and it's 2 in the morning on a Tuesday! Jimmy, waking up to see the situation: *yawns* How long was I out? Jimmy, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! JOEL, I TOLD YOU NOT TO! Joel: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it! Lizzie and katherine, in unison: But you broke the- Joel: My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never. *dashes out of the living room*


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

gem: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.
Scott: I went to the park today.
gem: There you go! I hope you got something from that.
Scott: *opening their coat* This duck.

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

fwhip: You... you saved me. You're not a beast at all. YOU'RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO! Scott: Call me ugly again, and maybe I will eat you.


_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

shelby: Scott, why is gem intruding on our cuddle time?
gem: Scott, why is shelby intruding on our cuddle time?
Scott, in distress: Please... I have two hands...
(quick reason why this fits in my au: scott and shelby are litterally BEST FRIENDS and they have a trio with joel :D, and then- gem and the scotts, duh)

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

*at a zoo*
Joey: What are they in for?
Jimmy: Joey, this isn't prison.
Joey: So they can leave?
Jimmy: No, but-
Joey, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
{me making the rest up}
Scott, pointing at a different meercat: no no that one looks like a con artist, THAT one looks like it murdered someone.
Joey: I see your point.. he does look like he could pull off a suit..
Jimmy: i thought you two were mature.. what happened-?
Joey: jimmy. you thinking that im mature? that just makes you stupid
Scott: ..I just really dont feel like it right now

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*
false: You're acting pretty carefree for someone who's life's at stake. Who's to say you aren't the killer?
Scott: It's a murder, not a tax audit. I'll be fine.
shelby: What about sausage? Nobody ever suspects sausage!
sausage: Well what about pixl? They have a gun!
pixl: false has a knife.
false: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs shelby in the arm*

_̶̛͇̲̟̻͍̖̣̿͌͊̆̈͋͛͝_̸̧̪͉̙̳͔͖̮͔͑͆̓̄͘_̶̢̢͉̺̩̲͕̌̐̈́̉͠͝_̷̢͝_̶̧̰̱̯͍̟̼̑̀̆͋̂́̄͋͘͝_̵̝͗̀̀̔̕̚͘͠_̸̢̦̯̂̒_̶̢̘̠̩̞̜̯̳̲̌͌̄̈́̆́ͅ_̸̛̟̜̃_̶̢̼̙͑̾̍͋̄̍͑_̶̹̭͓̳̥͛̀̄ͅ_̴̫͉̗̫̠̲̻̤͙̗̆͑̔͆̚_̵̧̛̛̛̮͉͓͙̭̫̰͗͗̎͂͝͝_̸̢͚̼̮͚̙̊̈͒͋̑̓̆͑̒͘ͅ_̸͈̼͉̟̺̗̗͉̞̬̅͠_̴̞̤̝͋_̷̗̙͌̽_̶̡̡̢͔̟̦̥͕̞͎̌̽̈̿͘_̷̥͈̤̲̭͙̈̂͒_̶̨̻͉̣͎͓̮̆͜_̷̤̣̱̓_̵̧̛̜̥̱̪̘̾̚͜͜͠_̶̡̞̳͙̹̤̽̍́̅_̴̡͙̀͊́̑͠_̵̛̙͖͎̦̆́́̾̀͐̓͘͝_̵̳̻̓̃̿̉_̸͓̆̾̃̿͑̕_̷̧̱͕͕̯̱̮̬̱̘͛̄̄́̂̈́̕_̷̧͉̠̻̰̀̈́͒̎̽̄̓̈́̄_̷̧̛͎̘̼̖̻̾͂͐̎̿͜_̵͓͙͍̯̭̣́̋́̔͂̇̓͗̎͘_̷͈̳̪͔̙̝͇̀̃_̸̡̜̂͠͝ͅ_̵̦̘̱͈͍͖̑̄̉_̷̡̟̪̪̯̣̣̦̪̣̊̓͛̊_̶̘͙̘̪͕̦̟̙̒̉̍͘͘_̷͎͚͔̮͕̝́̔͝_̵̛̟̺͖͉̦̅̿͐͑̀͜͝_̸̼̀_̵̧̩̬͌̂_̸̖̪̲̤̩̑͋̽̄̊̓́̽̂ͅ_̵̡̢͎̯̲̙̼̅̌͐̾̊͋̈̚_̵̻͆̉̈̅̊̊̾̒̑̑_̷̧̺̘̻̬̣̟͇̈̃͝_̵̨̨̛͇̗̝̖̤̱̞̓͑̊̾̕_̸̧̘̺̜̪̠̓̈́͜_̶̧̨̟͎̲̠̟̺̯̊̆͜_̶̧̜̱̾͊_̷̛̭̲̋͑́͆̈́͂͝_̷͉͕̻̜̦͉̖̮̄̍̂͛̌̉̃

this was fun :)








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