Eeeeenjoy!

~~~

Scott: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Martyn: Neither.

Martyn: Because it's twelve.

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Skizz: Can I be frank with you guys?

Impulse: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Tango: Can I still be Tango?

Etho: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Cleo: We need a distraction.

Scar: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Bdubs, whispering: My time has come.

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Grian: If you had to choose between Jimmy and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Joel: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Jimmy: Joel!

Grian: 63 cents.

Joel: I'll take the money.

Jimmy: Joel!!!

~~~

Pearl: Change is inedible.

BigB: Don't you mean inevitable?

Pearl, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

~~~

Scar: *is killed by Grian*

Grian: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!

Jimmy: Pathetic. One month.

Bdubs: Nah, half a month.

Cleo, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SCAR JUST DIED!

Joel, scratching chin in thought: One week.

~~~

Cleo: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals

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Skizz: You kidnapped Bdubs? That's illegal!

Tango: But Skizz, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Bdubs, or destroying our dreams?

Skizz: Kidnapping Bdubs, Tango!!!

Impulse: Skizz, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Skizz: What, to kidnap people?!?!

Impulse: To work together!

Skizz: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

Etho: Skizz, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people

~~~

Joel: Jimmy! My face is on fire!

Jimmy: Joel! Are you ok?!

Joel: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd respond in an emergency.

Jimmy: But your face is on fire-

Joel: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

~~~

Scar: So you're saying I'm broken, don't have my life together, and I'm an outcast?!

Bdubs: You're welcome. Happy Easter.

~~~

Pearl: You have to COOK THE TOAST!

BigB: No, you TOAST IT! IT'S CALLED TOAST- FOR A REASON!!!

Pearl: I COOKED TOAST BEFORE AND IT TURNED OUT FINE!

BigB: Are you trying to POISON ME?!!?!?!

Grian: *calmly stews the toast*

Grain: Now this is quality breakfast. Eat up.

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Scott: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE 

Martyn: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Scott, desperately, as Martyn bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Martyn: Oh! B positive.

Scott: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Martyn:

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Grian: *is about to light a tnt minecart*

Joel: Here we go again-

Jimmy: My my, how can I resist ya!

Jimmy: *starts dancing and twirling*

Jimmy: Mamma Mia, does it show again, my my, juuust how much I missed ya!

Jimmy: *holds out a hand to Joel*

Joel: Move that hand before I throw you into the minecart.

~~~

Scott: I have half a mind to murder you, just for funsies. But I won't. Because I'm civil. Unlike you.

Skizz: I- I only took one sugar cane-

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Bdubs: Okay. When I'm all rested, I'm gonna stab someone so hard-

Cleo: Go.

Bdubs: With a knife.

Cleo: To.

Bdubs: Right in the chest.

Cleo: BED.

Bdubs: K.

~~~

Grian: I never thought I'd see the day.

Joel: What?

Jimmy: I'm scared-

Grian: *puts his arms around both of them and looks up at them*

Grian: How's the weather up there?

~~~

Cleo: No no no. You are going to stand up because we are going mansion burning.

Scar: We?!

Bdubs: As in, a collective group?!

Scar: The three of us?!

Cleo: Yes.

Scar and Bdubs: NO!

~~~

Scott: Damn, Martyn, are you secretly cool?

Martyn: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Scott: I do not.

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Pearl: Count me in!

Scott: Who the hell are you?!

Pearl: Oh, you know my sibling! They worked at Wendy's.

Scott: Oh yeah, BigB! How is he doing?

Pearl: Oh yeah, not too good. He's been dead for the past month.

Martyn: What the hell, he didn't tell us!

~~~

Pearl, to the nosy neighbours: I have a new frog! What do we name him!

BigB: Well... Sparkles sounds nice.

Pearl: It does. Or... Buttercup?

BigB: How about Nugget?

Pearl: Adorable.

Grian: You shouldn't name your food guys. Come on now.

Pearl: I- NUGGET-

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Pearl: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.

Pearl: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

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Scott: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.

Martyn: Thank god.

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Tango: Etho and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Impulse: What did Etho do?

Tango: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and-

Etho: Who wants a steering wheel?

~~~

Scott: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Cleo: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Scar: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Bdubs: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

~~~

Pearl: Guys... the principal just called—

Joel: It was BigB!

BigB: It was Grian!

Grian: It was Jimmy!

Jimmy: ...It was me, yeah...

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'Can I copy the homework?'

Skizz: I can help you with it!

Tango: Yeah, sure.

Etho: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Impulse: lol nope.

Pearl: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

BigB: * Read 5: 55pm *

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Scott: So what's for dinner?

Martyn, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret. And a lot of takeaway.

Scott: We can't keep resorting to takeaway every time you burn a dinner.

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