Well, the multi shipper side of me is finally doing it

Don't worry, I checked the creators boundaries before making this. I'm not a monster

Setting: Empires S2 

Ship: JimmyxScottxJoey 

Content: Makeout and fluff (will put warnings so you can skip the makeout if you want)

"Oh Jimmy~"

Jimmy scowled and closed the chest. He had been searching for his deputy badges, which had all gone missing, and was not in the mood to be interrupted. 

But did Fwip care? Apparently not. 

Jimmy glared at him as he opened the door, very annoyed with the goblin man. "Not the time Fwip!" 

Fwip gave him a mock look of offense. "What do you mean? There's always time for Fwip!" 

The sheriff crossed his arms. "I'm busy. You need to go away." 

"No can do I'm afraid!" Fwip grinned and sat on the porch railing, his smug face irritating every nerve in Jimmy's body. "I've been sent here on a mission and I'm gonna complete it." 

Jimmy's suspicion spiked. "What kind of mission?" 

"One that is paying me very well!" The green man responded, swinging his legs as he sat. 

"Well, whatever you have to do, just leave me alone! I've lost my deputy badges and been searching for them all day, I don't have time for this." Jimmy told him, starting to close the door. 

"You mean the ones that Scott's selling?" 

Jimmy stopped. What? Scott was the one who stole from him? Why that thieving little-

He opened the door again. "Scott?"

Fwip nodded, the grin on his face looking all too mischievous. 

"Yep! In the underground market. I just went by there to grab a fedora." He put on a brightly colored hat that looked exactly like Scott's. "Doesn't it look good on me?"

Jimmy pursed his lips, trying to keep his cool. He'd trusted Scott, given him gunpowder, been a friend, and this was how he repaid that kindness?! 

"Show me where the market is." He demanded, closing the door behind him. 

Fwip giggled and jumped off the railing. "It's in the bridge, c'mon!" 

The goblin flew into the air and Jimmy followed.

He was going to get those badges back.

*time skip* 

"Are you sure this is the entrance?" Jimmy asked Fwip, nervously eyeing the trapdoor. 

Fwip nodded, opening it and climbing down the ladder inside. 

Jimmy hesitated a moment before following him, carefully descending the wooden beams.

When he got to the bottom, he was startled to to find Fwip arguing with Scott. 

"WHAT!? You're an idiot, Fwip! You've just sabotaged my entire business!"

"Oh c'mon, he's not actually gonna get the guts to come down here." 

"An how do you know that?"

"He's a chicken!"

"No I'm not." Jimmy said, making his presence known and walking up to the two. He glared at Scott. "So, where's my badges?"

Scott laughed nervously, taking a step back. "Uh, they're not here right now. I... sent them to joel. For.. polishing."

Jimmy pulled out his sword and pointed it at him. "You better give them back, Scott. I don't want any problems." 

"Ooooh, did someone make wittle Jimmy mad~?" A teasing voice from behind asked. 

Jimmy turned his head to see Joey, trident in hand and a parrot on his shoulder.

"What are you doing here, Joey?" 

Instead of answering, the pirate walked up behind Scott and wrapped his arms around his waist, resting his chin on Scott's shoulder. Jimmy saw Joey smirk as the blue-haired man blushed. "Has my little thief gotten himself in trouble~?" 

A spike of jealousy ran through Jimmy, but he couldn't tell why or of who. He couldn't possibly like Scott or Joey, that'd be stupid. 

But, even as he thought that, some voice inside him ached with longing.

He was about to, yet again, demand Scott to return the badges, but Fwip interrupted. 

The goblin grabbed Jimmy's sword out of hands, taking Jimmy's pause as a perfect opportunity. He ran off with it, giggling like crazy. 

"HEY!!" Jimmy started running after him, but was pulled back by Joey. 

The taller spun him around to face him and Jimmy blushed, the heat creeping along his ears and cheeks. 

"Where do you think you're going, handsome~?" Joey asked, keeping a firm grip on Jimmy's wrist. 

Jimmy tried responding, but found he was at a loss for words. His vocal chords had just seemed to have broken. 

Right when he decided to try and speak, a pair of arms wrapped around his waist. 

Jimmy's breath caught in his throat as he felt hot air against his neck. 

Holding back a whimper, he turned his head to come face to face with Scott. 

He stared into the multi-colored eyes, his heart rate speeding up. Why were they doing this? Was this some kind of trap? 

"You look pretty when you blush, Jimmy." Scott smiled. 

Jimmy's willpower failed and a pathetic whine escaped his lips. 

Scott giggled. "Is this okay?" He asked. "Are we being too much?"

Jimmy's heart melted at that and he shook his head. He'd never tell, but he loved this.

A hand cupped his cheek and Jimmy turned his attention back to Joey. 

Said man was smiling.

"Can I kiss you?"

Jimmy nodded and leaned forward, connecting his lips with Joey's. 

The kiss set his mind ablaze, muddling his thoughts. It was like heaven. 

When they separated for air, Jimmy was smiling, a giddy feeling fogging up his mind. 

"Can I get a kiss?" Scott asked, nuzzling Jimmy's neck. 

He giggled and kissed him, moving his hand to cup Scott's face. 

They broke apart a bit later, smiling like idiots. 

! Makeout starts here !

Jimmy faced Joey again, kissing him once more. This time, however, the kiss was more heated, more passionate.

Joey's hand tangled in his hair, grabbing it and causing Jimmy to groan. 

Jimmy opened his mouth, inviting Joey to slip his tongue in. 

The pirate gladly did so, exploring every inch. He sucked on Jimmy's tongue, causing the blonde to whimper and grab onto his shoulders. 

Then, Jimmy felt a pair of lips on his neck and he gasped. 

Scott was planting tender kisses on his neck, trying to find a spot that made him feel good. 

He paused his actions for a moment, "Is this okay?" 

"Yes." Jimmy gasped, breaking away to respond. He went back to making out with Joey as Scott kissed along his neck.

The blue-haired man kissed a sensitive spot, causing him to moan slightly at the feeling. God, that felt so good.

Joey chuckled and cupped Jimmy's face in his hands, rubbing his thumb along the side of his face. 

Jimmy relaxed, his eyes fluttering closed as he savored the pleasurable feeling, emitting soft whines and moans as Scott continued to kiss at his neck. 

"You sound so pretty..." Joey whispered in his ear just as Scott licked the sensitive part of his neck. He let out a moan at the feeling of tongue against skin. Scott smirked and started sucking a hickey there, causing his lover more pleasure.

Jimmy had never felt this good before, never enjoyed someone's touch this much. His legs felt like jelly and his brain was foggy, but in the best way possible. 

"Ngh~!" He moaned as Joey's hands traveled down to the hem of his shirt and slipped under, touching his smooth skin. 

Jimmy buried his face in the crook of Joey's neck as the cold hands ran along his sides and up his chest. 

"Ahh...more, please." Jimmy moaned, his face blazing red. Scott obliged, sucking more hickeys in different places on his neck. 

"So pretty..." Joey whispered, admiring both of his lovers.

Jimmy shivered at the praise, loving it. 

Joey seemed to notice and continued talking. "Such a good boy..." 

Then, Scott stopped his motions. The praise had gotten to his head, even though it wasn't directed at him, and he was flustered as hell.

Jimmy looked at Scott with concern. "Scott, are you alright? Why'd you stop?"

Scott whimpered again. 

Joey tutted. "Use your words, baby. What do you want?"

Scott couldn't seem to answer, which made Joey worried. He let go of Jimmy and went behind his other partner. "Baby?"

Scott whined, hiding his face in the crook of Jimmy's neck. 

"Do we need to stop?" Jimmy asked, also worried. 

Scott shook his head, too embarrassed to say what he wanted. 

Joey sighed, finally getting what was going on. He pressed a kiss to Scott's neck, soft and slow. Jimmy, also realizing what Scott wanted, smiled. "Good boy." 

Scott moaned, both at the praise and pleasure. 

"You like that?" Joey asked. 

Scott nodded, face flushed and eyes closed.

"Words, darling." 

"Y-yes, please, more." 

"Good boy~" Joey purred, licking and sucking at Scott's neck.

This drove him crazy, seeing as he was very sensitive there. 

"HaAH..J-Joey~" Scott moaned, throwing his head back. 

Jimmy cupped his face and kissed him, swallowing up Scott's desperate noises. 

! Makeout ends here !

After awhile, Scott broke away and gasped. "Stop! Tired!"

Joey and Jimmy immediately did as he asked, not wanting to over exhaust him. They all sat down on the ground, leaning against the wall. 

Joey smiled and hugged Scott. "Thank you for being brave enough to tell us, sweetie." He whispered as Jimmy rested his head against Joey's shoulder. 

Scott murmured and snuggled into his chest, eyes drooping. 

"So, Uhm... I'm still gonna need my badges back." Jimmy told Joey, knowing Scott wouldn't be able to respond. 

Joey rolled his eyes. "Later. Let's get Scott home. Sleeping here isn't healthy." 

Jimmy nodded in agreement and tapped Scott's shoulder.

"Scott~ Wake uuuup~"

"Yeah... I'm awake.." Scott muttered, not opening his eyes. 

Jimmy giggled, admiring the way Scott's hair fell in front of his eyes. He looked so adorable. 

"Maybe we could set up a temporary room?" Jimmy asked, pretty sure that they wouldn't be able to get Scott to move. 

Joey nodded. "Good idea." 

So, that's what they did. Once it'd been completed, they snuggled together and fell asleep. 

Fwip got his money and Jimmy got two boyfriends.

Alls well that ends well.

Actually, Jimmy never got the badges back, but no one cares about that except for him.

Sorry about the ending. I got really lazy and wanted to go to sleep, so I just ended it there. 

Hope you enjoyed it! I'll just do fluff next time, but I wanted to try out writing makeout, seeing as I've never done it before.

Also, the title of this one-shot has absolutely nothing to do with the actually story. I just thought it sounded cool.