TW: Swearing

I've seen too much Dream SMP actor au that I've decided to join and write a little on it, not gonna do a full book tho, someone else can.

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Jschlatt: Does anyone smell toast?

Fundy: *sneezes*

Jschlatt: *bursts out laughing* What the hell was that, Fundy?! Sh*t (bleep) we've got to do it again

Fundy: It's not my fault you made my character a f*cking (bleep) furry!

Tommy: Jesus Christ, can I go home already?!

Wilbur: *starts laughing* Just a few more scenes, you can survive

Tommy: Uhhhg!

Director: Alright, from the top everyone. Scene Htodog van, Manburg surrenders.

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Philza: What arE you doing?

Wilbur: *stifling laughter* Did your voice just crack? Why did your voice crack?

Philza: D*mnit (bleep) I hate when that happens.

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Dream: What do you think gives you your power? Is it your, line! Sh*t (bleep) Why do I have so many lines?!

Eret: Yes it's obviously your line that gives me power.

Dream: *wheeze*

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In the recording room

Schlatt: *turns on reverberating mic* Flatty. Patty.

Tommy: *laughing very hard* wait what did he say?

Quackity: He said flatty patty! Are you goddamn kidding me?!

Wilbur: We have to keep that in, please let that be part of the scene

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In the costume department

Dream: Has anyone seen the mask?!

Dream: George, I need the mask for filming soon, do you have it.

George: *swallows food* Nooooo

Quackity: *walks in wearing the mask* Ey man? It's me, Mexican Dream. Hey Jorge, why you talking to this man? Do you want to know what he said to me?

George: What did he say to you?

Dream: No, no, no. Let's not do this right now. Wait are you f*cking (bleep) filming?!

Sapnap: Mexican Dream is canon! *camera cuts off*

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Getting the season 2 script

Wilbur: You want us to do what now?

Philza: Techno, did you write this?

Technoblade: Yes, and I'm very proud of it. What you are supposed to do is reenact Wilbur's death, but horribly and in the character of Ghostbur.

Wilbur: This is garbage, why would Tommy's character even be suicidal?

Technoblade: Shush, who's the English major here?

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Glatt: *coming from a speaker on Friend* What the hell? Where am I?

Fundy: AAH!

Philza: Fundy? What was that?

Fundy: He scared me!

Glatt: F*cking (bleep) furry, always ruining my scenes.

Fundy: IM NOT A FURRY!

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Alright, hope y'all enjoyed this!

Peace out YouTubers from around the world!