Bad, being the group therapist: Okay, What did we say about self care?
Techno: More espresso, less depresso
Bad: Try again
Skeppy: Dont be sad. Sad backwards is das, and das not good
Bad: No-
Sapnap: It be like that sometimes
Bad: NO-

~~~~~

Tubbo: You have to go to college eventually
Tommy: Why?
Tubbo: To get nice things. You see my monitor?
Tommy: Yeah?
Tubbo: I stole it from my friend freshman year

~~~~~

Tommy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised
Wilbur: You were with Tubbo!
Tubbo: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

~~~~~

Sapnap: As your best friend-
Dream: George is my best friend
Sapnap:
Sapnap: As your best friend

~~~~~

Tubbo: I'm too young to die, and I'm too old to eat off the kids menu. What a stupid age I am!

(No, the worst age to be at is when you're like 10-15 and you're too old to sit with all the kids but too young to really pay attention to what the adults are talking about)

~~~~~

Techno: Apparently you can never lose an argument if you say "shut up nerd" at the end
Tommy: Yes you can
Techno: Shut up nerd

~~~~~

Tubbo: I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized lots of words.

(That's just reading, if you really think about it)
(Also, I cant help but feel bad for the poor dyslexic bee boi :()

~~~~~

Techno: I do not have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty. My bitch face will rest when it's work is done.

~~~~~

Wilbur: How you doing?
Techno: I'm good
Techno:
Techno: I mean, I haven't slept in 67 hours, but I'm good

~~~~~

George: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss on the lips, what should I do?
Sapnap: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he kneels over, kiss him
Tubbo: Tackle him
Tommy: Kick him in the shin
Techno: Dump him
Dream: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

~~~~~

Bad: I forbid you to take another step down these stairs!
Skeppy: Okay
Skeppy: *yeets himself out the window*

(That's honestly one of the only scenes I remember from that movie)

~~~~~

Bad: Where's Skeppy...?
George, remembering that skeppy got his head stuck in a tuba after bad told him to leave it alone, and that he's supposed to cover for Sapnap and Dream as they work together to get skeppys head unstuck from the tuba: .....Whos Skeppy?

~~~~~

Eret: I'm bisexual, which means you're all at risk
Eret: *points at Fundy* I'll start with you and work around

(Literally only basing this off of that one stream where they're doing karaoke together)

~~~~~

Mcyts response to the text "fuck you"

Bad: Language!
Dream: Daydreaming again, sweetheart?
Sapnap: Not if I fuck you first
A6d: Can this Wait, I'm busy
Schlatt: Get in queue
Techno: *left on read*
Wilbur: I would, but I have SOME standards
Tommy: FUCK YOU
George: No thanks
Skeppy: Love you too

(I edited technos part bc it didn't feel right)

~~~~~

Skeppy: Everybody has a gay cousin
Eret: I don't have a gay cousin
Fundy: Give him a minute
Eret: Wait...
Fundy: There you go

(Tag yourself, I'm the gay (well, bi/ace) cousin)

~~~~~

Sapnap: Whats wrong, George? Why are you crying?
George: *hugs him*
Sapnap: Are you okay? Did someone make you cry? Who is it? I'll go talk to them if you want me to.
Dream: *bursts through the wall* WHERE ARE THEY!? ILL FUCKING MURDER THEM!

(I'm soft for overprotective Dream)

~~~~~

Eret: The Bible said Adam AND Eve, so I slept with them both!
Fundy: Well, it is the BIble, not the STRAIGHTble. You're only following the book.

(Yes, I am aware that Eret is legitimately bi)
(And yes, I will take every opportunity to point that out)

~~~~~

George: Wait, did you just flirt with me?
Dream: Have been for the past few years, but thank you for noticing

~~~~~

Techno: My stomach growled so loudly in French today, holy shit
Techno: Id like to clarify that my stomach growled in French class. My stomach didnt speak French, I'm sorry.
Wilbur: Bonjour
Tommy: Le growl
Tubbo: Feed me la baguette

~~~~~

Dream: *does another 1000IQ move in manhunt*
George: This is either madness or brilliance
Sapnap: It's remarkable on how those two traits often coincide

~~~~~

Techno: I was like "I'm gonna wake up early and do things!"
Techno: I woke up early
Techno: And I did not do things

(Flashback to the time where Techno basically explained his sleep schedule <aka, sleep for 12 hours, wake up, and then eat for 12 hours>)

~~~~~

Dream: I'm an aggressive top. I have never once been submissive. One of the few things I can boast about. I have never even been submissive To a traffic light.
George, Clutching on his seat for dear life: Y-you really should
Dream: Never

~~~~~

Bad: This...is a bucket
Skeppy: Dear god
Bad: Theres more
Skeppy: No...

(Fish in a bucket so spicy~)

~~~~~

Tubbo: I'm four months older
Tommy: Yeah, that's how birthdays work

(I'm gonna pull a Drista and will refer to Tommy as child)
(Only this time it somewhat makes more sense since I'm older than him)
(I mean, by a month, but still)

~~~~~

Sapnap: People say I cant do what I love without college
Sapnap: I don't need a degree to play Minecraft

~~~~~

Bad to skeppy: I want your stupid sense of humor making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6

~~~~~

Dream: Why are you always so paranoid?
Techno: I threw a boomerang a few years ago and it never came back. Now I live in constant fear.

~~~~~

Bad: Date a boy who forgives you for your past
Tubbo: Date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge
Tommy: Date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson charge

~~~~~

Skeppy before he met bad: Real romance is just being deeply stupid together. I dream of one day meeting someone I can be deeply stupid with and not get embarrassed.

(Honestly though, their friendship is goals)

~~~~~

Wilbur: She was poetry, but he couldn't read
Tommy: His name is Jared, he's nineteen
Tubbo: When his parents built a very strange machine
Niki: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen
Techno: Ey Macarena
Fundy: Horrible job everyone

~~~~~

George: You're drinking Pepsi for breakfast?
Sapnap: Yeah? What did you have?
George: Nothing yet...
Sapnap: Then I'm doing better than you

~~~~~

Wilbur: Fucking hell, you look like someone just tried to kill you or something!
Tommy: Funny you should mention it-

~~~~~

Quackity: *praying in Spanish while Schlatt threats him—also in Spanish*
A6d: *ranting in French*
Fundy: *screaming in Dutch*
Niki: *trying to calm everyone down in German*
Everyone else: *confused support*

(Edited Quackity in bc it didn't feel right with Techno)
(I didn't know who Quackity was before I made this chapter, just so you know)

~~~~~

Bad: We Don't use bad words here
Skeppy in the distance: FUCK
Bad: >:O

~~~~~

Tubbo: Sometimes I start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

~~~~~

Techno: Wow, once again my character is under attack simply because I have taken the lives of hundreds to thousands of innocent people

~~~~~

Skeppy: Bad, I think your adoption of our friends is getting out of hand...
Bad, cuddling Sapnap and Dream and trying to grab George to the cuddle party: Try me, I'll adopt you too

(I NEED BAD TO BE THE PARENT OF ANY SERVER HES IN)

~~~~~

Dream: You call it "falling off a cliff", I call it "free skydiving"
Sapnap, nodding: That shits lit
George, visibly concerned: How the hell are you two not dead!?

~~~~~

Wilbur: Will you ever shut up!?
Tommy: I love the sound of my own voice, and I will not apologize for that

(I'm honestly not surprised)

~~~~~

Skeppy: Bad, what do we do!?
Bad: I don't know!
A6d: You're the oldest!
Bad: Not mentally!

~~~~~

Dream: Well, fuck me if I'm wrong-
George: You're wrong
Dream: Wha-
Sapnap: Dude, you're wrong.

~~~~~

George: Dream, Pay for this please?
Dream: Sure thing!
Sapnap: He can't just pay for you!
Dream: Why not? I'm his boyfriend and I'll get him anything he likes!
Sapnap: Because were fucking playing monopoly!

~~~~~

Techno: I'll sleep when im dead
Wilbur: You'll be dead if you don't fucking sleep!

~~~~~

Dream: I'm jealous of you, you know
George: Why...?
Dream: Your partner is hotter than mine
Dream: *leaves*
George: But...
George: We are dating...?
George:
George: WAIT, GET BACK OVER HERE YOU JERK

(For those who don't get it, Dream is calling himself hot and saying that George isn't as hot as him)