Phil: I just heard Wilbur say to Tommy "hold still, I know what I'm doing"
Phil: now if you'll excuse me, I need to go interrupt what I assume is amateur surgery

(If you know which video im referencing, good on you)

~~~~~~

Ranboo: um, Phil and Wilbur are arguing outside
Techno, reading: so?
Ranboo: erm, shouldn't you do something?
Techno, sighing as he puts his book down: ugh, fine
Techno gets up, closes the window, and goes back to reading

~~~~~

Ranboo: *walks in to see Tommy braiding Technos hair* what the—
Techno: *looks up from his book* Oh, hey Ranboo
Ranboo: I thought you hated each other...?
Techno: *rolls his eyes and scoffs* Cameras off, dumbass
Ranboo: so this is normal...?
Tommy: *scoffs* how do you think Techno has his hair beautifully braided before the streams?
Ranboo: *questions what the hell he married into*

(HC that the lore is like reality TV, and when lore isn't going on, everyone just kinda vibes)

~~~~~

Tommy: I'm 80% awesome, 20% water, and 100% handsome
Wilbur: that's 200%
Tommy: I'm twice the man that you'll ever be

(This happened and you can't convince me otherwise)

~~~~~

o!Phil: *walks into the Pube*
o!Tommy: Good morning, father!
o!Tommy: now you may be wondering why I'm currently glued to the ceiling—

~~~~~

If you were to die, what would your last words be? (c!SBI)

Phil: About fucking time
Techno: eh, no thanks
Wilbur: round 3, eh?
Tommy: pls not again

~~~~~

Wilbur: Dadza, I want a brother
Phil: You have Techno
Wilbur: he doesn't count
Phil: *already tired of his shit* Wil, I can't just give you a brother—
Phil notices Tommy beside Wilbur
Phil: *sighs* fine. Just that one
Tommy: can my friends come along? *drags in Tubbo and Ranboo*
Phil:
Phil: well, fuck

(Nobody:)
(cc!Phil: *sees the benchtrio* I feel legally obligated to become these teenagers online father)

~~~~~

Techno: Alright, I'm gonna go hunting. Don't do anything overly dramatic or stupid
Wilbur: I'd think you'd know me better than that, Techno
Techno: yeah, you're right
Techno: it'd be quicker to drain the ocean than convince you to not be you

~~~~~

Wilbur: why can't we get rid of Tommy?
Phil: Wil, you can't just sell your brother
Techno: I vote for selling him
Tubbo: I'm for selling him
Wilbur: sorry, Phil, but we're selling Tommy, it's majority rules

~~~~~

Phil: look at my son :)
Techno, holding newborn Wilbur: What are his stats?

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Phil: what scares you the most?
Ranboo: water
Tommy: Dream
Wilbur: the unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death
Techno: Wilbur

(Me and Wilbur have the same fear, apparently—)

~~~~~

Riding that teacup ride
Phil, Techno, and Ranboo: *spinning calmly, enjoying their ride in peace*
Tommy, Wilbur, and Tubbo: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

(Uh, the second option is the correct way to ride that ride, thank you)
(But now I really wanna see this in a VOD)
(If there's ever an SBI + Beeduo meetup, I need this to happen)
(Pls)

~~~~~

Phil: Techno, I need you to babysit Wilbur
Techno: wait, what—
Phil; *already gone*
Techno: *doesnt know how to manage kids*
5yo Wilbur: *tugs on Technos hair*
Techno: I have an idea
Later
Phil: *gets back home* So, how did babysitting go—
Techno is currently sitting crisscross as Wilbur is brushing his hair
Phil: *snickers* how long have you been sitting like that?
Techno: for 2 hours :')

~~~~~

SBI + Beeduo karaoke

Wilbur: *actually trying*
Wilbur: *also only sings his songs*
Tommy: *kind of trying, but kind of not*
Tommy: *also only sings Lovejoy and Wilburs songs*
Techno and Ranboo: *not singing unless forced to*
Tubbo: *trying, but is shy about it*
Phil: *not trying at all, lmao*

~~~~~

Random person: How many kids do you have?
Phil: *looks at the SBI, benchtrio, and thousands of crows behind him* biologically, emotionally, or legally?

(I did this before, but shhhh)

~~~~~

Tommy: here's my wall of inspirational people!
Wilbur:
Wilbur: it's just a picture of you
Tommy: I'm big enough to admit that I'm often inspired by myself

(Let's be honest here, if he did have that wall, it'd most definitely have Wilburs and Technos faces on it)
(And maybe Phil I think)