Tubbo: I'm tired of being seen as the innocent, naive, uwu boy. I'm gonna go fucking apeshit
Ranboo, exhausted: Tubbo, please put the knife down

~~~~~

Karl: we should be partners
Sapnap: like, partners in crime?
Karl, dying inside: y-yeah, sure
Sapnap: well, I already have Dream for that
Sapnap, grinning: how about partners for life?

~~~~~

Sitting by the fire
Phil: isn't this romantic?
Kristin: *looks down*
Kristin: Angel, you're sandals are melting

(I HAVE A NEW HC THAT Goddess!Kristin CALLS c!Phil HER ANGEL BC HES THE ANGEL OF DEATH AND YEAH)

~~~~~

Ranboo: what answer did you guys get for number 4?
Tubbo: 25
Purpled: what? I got 67
Tommy: I got George Washington...somehow...
Billzo: wh-
Aimsey: THIS IS SCIENCE!?
Crumb: it was also a yes/no question

~~~~~

Crumb: being cute is really hard because even when you're angry, people just kinda giggle at you and saw "Aw, you're so cute when you're angry" like, no, stop, recognize my power!

~~~~~

Techno: any advice for being single on Valentine's Day?
Wilbur: Whenever you see a couple hugging, laughing, or kissing, walk up to one of them and scream, "YOU CHEATER, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME", then slap them and run away crying. That should be interesting
Techno:
Techno: I like the way you think

~~~~~

C!Wilbur to c!Quackity: You wanna do that thing where we're arguing and fighting, but then suddenly, it's like "woah this is hot" and we start making out?

(YOU CAN NOT TELL ME THIS IS NOT THEIR RELATIONSHIP IN A NUTSHELL)

~~~~~

Techno: man wants his privacy, I can respect that
Techno: *throws grappling hook*
Techno: well, everyone over the fence!

~~~~~

Tommy: do you always attack random children?
Techno: I do if they've broken into my fucking house!
Tommy: Your hou— I'm sorry, what house is this?
Techno: ITS LITERALLY A SNOWY CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!?
Tommy: yeah, and I found it fair and square
Techno: *gives him a murder glare*
Tommy: b-but we can be roomies!
Techno: *even more of a murderous glare*
Tommy: how about I live under the floorboards and we don't have to see or speak to each other?

~~~~~

Ranboo: what are your preferred pronouns?
Techno: don't talk about me

~~~~~

(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
(Don't call me out like that—)

~~~~~

The Beeduo vibing
Tubbo:
Tubbo: you ever get a bus driver who drives like they're running from god?
Ranboo:
Ranboo: Tubbo, what the f—

~~~~~

c!Phil, watching c!SBI: Aw, it's so nice to see you three bullying each other again

~~~~~

Phil: Oh my god!
Goddess!Kristen: yes, Angel?

~~~~~

Tubbo: 13 year old me would be both terrified and in awe of me
Ranboo: 13 year old me wouldn't think I'd get this far
Tommy: I'd fight 13 year old me

~~~~~

Micheal: can you check under the bed for monsters?
Techno: sorry kid, but if there's a monster, you're on your own

(Techno would be a GREAT babysitter /hj)

~~~~~

Tubbo: I said I wanted McDonald's
Ranboo: yeah, and I bought you McDonald's
Tubbo: I meant a fucking Big Mac or something, not the fucking company!

~~~~~

Phil: I don't follow the rules, I follow dogs on social media

~~~~~

Tubbo: puberty should take you to a customize character screen
Ranboo: do you realize how many people would be dragons?
Tommy: you say that like it's a bad thing

(Dude, I'd much rather be a dragon than a human)
(It'd be so much fun!)
(I can breath fire, fly, not have to go to work or school)
(It'd be fucking awesome)

~~~~~

Kristin: okay guys, question of the day. What's an extreme sport? Go!
Tommy: trying to stop laughing but your friend won't shut up. Like, damn, let my lungs rest for a goddamn minute
Tubbo: doing homework while your teachers collecting it. I hate essays with a burning passion
Techno: living. No, I will not elaborate
Ranboo: kahoot, and trying to cover that stupid red screen whenever you get a question wrong because I DO NOT need people knowing that I'm STUPID
Wilbur: hiding your facial expressions, like, woah I did not mean to make that face out loud. Not saying they don't deserve it, but woah
Techno: oh, and also making decisions
Tommy: also saying that you're fine but you're not really fine and you don't wanna say that you're fine but you also don't wanna say that you're not fine because you don't wanna trouble others but at the same time, you want others to worry about you. Get what I mean?
Phil: patience. It is an extreme sport and NOT a virtue, and I will die on that hill

~~~~~

C!Tubbo: Aw no, my platonic husband is dead :(
c!Tubbo: *starts doing the Gangnam Style*

(So remember when Tubbo joked on how Ranboos lore song is Fallen Down, so Tubbo joked about his lore song was gonna be Gangnam Style)

~~~~~

Ant: look, i may have flaws, but at least heterosexuality isn't one of them
Schlatt, holding a beer up: amen

~~~~~

C!Wilbur: I have to kill him
c!Tommy: kill who?
c!Wilbur glaring at c!Quackity: I don't know how to flirt with him so he has to die

~~~~~

Techno: I trust Ranboo
Phil: you think he knows what he's doing?
Techno, watching Ranboo struggle over a simple puzzle: now I wouldn't go that far...

(Ah, my streamer is an absolute idiot🥰)
(I used to not think that)
(And then I started watching his more recent streams)
(I.e. RE3, Limbo, FNAF SB, his more recent MC streams, etc.)
(And I realized)
(He's an absolute idiot)
(I mean, I can't call him out bc I'm just as good at puzzles as he is)
(But still)

~~~~~

Tubbo: *does something*
Ghostboo: THATS MY PLATONIC HUSBAND, BITCHES

(I have now decided that Ghostboo and o!Ranboo would totally curse)
(Especially o!Ranboo)
(c!Ranboo wouldn't curse at all aside from hell or damn)
(Ghostboo would curse occasionally, but nothing above shit or bitches)
(o!Ranboo wouldn't hesitate to say fuck)
(You can't convince me otherwise)
(And I don't mean when Ranboo is actually those characters, I mean just the vibes they give off)