Who's stressed and depressed? Yep, it's me! Why did this take forever? Look at the first sentence 😘

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Tubbo: have you ever seen something that's changed your life?
Ranboo: I saw you
Tubbo:
Tubbo: okay, that's really sweet and all, but it's going to make this really awkward because I was going to show you a picture of Tommy dressed up as a turkey

(Submitted by @NerdyBookishArtist)
(Also, that's literally c!Ranboos and c!Tubbos dynamic, don't lie)

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Tubbo: *runs into the room* ITS MISSING
Ranboo: what's missing?
Tubbo: you know, the little thing?
Ranboo: *turns around with Michael in his arms* what little thing?
Tubbo: oh, there it is
Ranboo:
Ranboo:
Ranboo: YOU MEANT OUR CHILD!?

(Submitted by @NerdyBookishArtist)
(Too soon?)
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Phil: treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Wilbur: killed without hesitation

(Submitted by @NerdyBookishArtist)

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Ranboo: My partner needs to be sophisticated, graceful, elegant, coordinated—
Tubbo: hey guys— *trips on a bench, falls on Tommy, accidentally stabs him in the process, accidentally sets of nukes, falls over table and pulls everything off with him*
Ranboo: I want that one

(Submitted by @NerdyBookishArtist)
(Now we know where that nuke went)
(Also, I feel bad for whoever decides I'm worthy enough to date them)
(I am possibly the clumsiest person on the planet)

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SBI game night
Tommy: let's play two truths and one lie!
Techno: okay. I have green eyes, my only friend is Phil, and I've committed genocide five times
Tommy: oh come on, you've gotta do better than that!
Wilbur: Tommy, his eyes are yellow...
Tommy:
Tommy: WHAT THE FUCK—

(Submitted by @DenkiKaminari335)
(I changed Technos eye color bc I imagine Techno with yellow eyes uwu)
(I know the red eyes is common, but with the pink hair and red cape, it'd be a bit much...)

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o!Ranboo: What on earth does "take out" mean!?
o!Phil: well, it can mean you're taking someone out on a date
o!Tubbo: Or it can mean you're getting food from a restaurant
o!Techno: it can also mean you're murdering someone
o!Wilbur: or it can be all three if you want

(Submitted by @DenkiKaminari335)
(I changed it up a bit, hope that's okay)

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Techno: you're my friend, I'd do anything for you!
Phil: eat three meals a day, don't commit mass genocide every week, and also get at least 8 hours of sleep
Techno:
Techno: okay, maybe not EVERYTHING

(Submitted by @DenkiKaminari335)

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Phil, trying to do paperwork: we're you AMAB or AFAB?
Dream: bold of you to assume I was born
Techno: I was created in a lab
Tommy: I just straight up spawned, lmao
Phil: *sighs*

(Submitted by @DenkiKaminari335)
(There's a reason I chose Tommy for that one ;3)

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Ranboo: where am I...?
???: You're in limbo
Ranboo: Wha— who are you!?
???: a friend
Ranboo:
Ranboo: are you going to elaborate...?
???: do I need to?
Ranboo: I mean—
???: trust me, you're better off not knowing my name. Instead, you should know hers
The mysterious woman points to a floating island, which had a dragon looking sad
Ranboo: that's a dragon
???: yes
Ranboo: why is a dragon in limbo?
???: why don't you ask her?
Ranboo: how am I supposed to even go over there? It's too far to jump
???: what do your instincts say?
Ranboo:
Ranboo: I can't—
???: you can, you just need to try
Ranboo: I've tried, but I can't—
???: Youre an enderman, yes?
Ranboo: I— yeah?
???: then you can teleport
Ranboo: and how can you be so sure!?
???: you've done it before
Ranboo, sarcastically: yeah, when I was in my enderwalk form, maybe
She shakes her head
???: you did it once while you were conscious
Ranboo: *realizes what she's talking about* but that was an accident! I don't know how or why I did—
???: if you could do it then, you can do it now
???: just breathe, and focus on your destination
Ranboo:
He closes his eyes and breathes in
He feels wind blowing all around him, despite there being no wind
He opens his eyes to see that he's on the dragons island