Tommy: I told Tubbo his ears flush when he's lying
Ranboo: why?
Tommy: watch
Tommy: Hey, Tubbo! Do you love Ranboo?
Tubbo, covering his ears: no...
Tommy: see?
Ranboo:

~~~~~

Tommy: what time is it?
Tubbo: one sec
Tubbo: *slams on his keyboard*
Ranboo: why are you playing your keyboard at 2 in the morning?
Tubbo: it's 2am

~~~~~

Tubbo: Ranboo, can you keep an eye on Tommy? He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get punched
Ranboo: sure, I'd love to see Tommy get punched
Tubbo: Ranboo...
Ranboo, sighing: I will stop Tommy from getting punched

~~~~~

Ranboo: I (platonically) love you guys. You're the best thing to ever happen to me
Tubbo: we're the best things to happen to you?
Ranboo: yes!
Tommy: I'm staring to feel a little sorry for you

~~~~~

Tubbo, first telling Tommy about his and Ranboos marriage: I'm kind of married to someone now, but I'm worried abort telling you who because you won't like it
Tommy: just rip the bandaid off
Tubbo: it's Ranboo
Tommy:
Tommy: P-put the bandaid back on

~~~~~

Ranboo: Uh, Tommy, why are you pretending that I'm this guys family?
Tommy: we need money!
Ranboo: so you're scamming him!?
Tommy: I was thinking more like flat out stealing from him?
Ranboo: Wha— No!
Tommy: why not? We already stole Tubbo
Tubbo: hey guys
Ranboo: No we didn't. Tubbo can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever he wants
Tubbo: I want to steal

~~~~~

Ranboo: in your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Tommy: *turns to Tubbo* How tall—
Tubbo, loading his nerf gun: don't you fucking finish that sentence

(He may be shorter than Tommy and Ranboo, but he's a lot more threatening)
(It's funny watching Ranboo feel scared of someone a foot shorter than him while Tommy just accepts it at this point)
(It's great)

~~~~~

Ranboo: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Tubbo: okay, but in my defense, Tommy bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo
Ranboo: that's not what I—
Ranboo: YOU DRANK SHAMPOO!?

~~~~~

Getting into a car
Ranboo: I'm driving
Tubbo, out of view: shotgun!
Tommy, turning to Tubbo: Aw, but you had it on the way here—
Ranboo and Tommy: WOAH
Tubbo, holding a shotgun: No, I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *cocks gun*

(I love Thomas Sanders)
(And I will point out Tubbo's gun every chance I get)

~~~~~

Ranboo: do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Tubbo?
Tubbo: ...no...
Tommy: I do!
Ranboo: I know, Tommy
Tommy: I'm sad
Ranboo: I know, Tommy

~~~~~

Tubbo: why does Tommy look so sad?
Ranboo: he took one of those "What member of the DreamSMP are you" quizzes
Tubbo: who did he get?
Tommy, holding back tears: Ranboo

(I'm Tubbo :>)

~~~~~

Ranboo, knocking on the door: Tommy, open up
Tommy: it all started when I was ten...
Ranboo: that's not what I—
Tubbo: no, let him finish

(So apparently Fundy said that, canonically, L'manburg was founded 7 years ago)
(So assuming that Tommy and Tubbo's characters are their irl ages, that would mean that both of their first canon lives were taken when they were 10)
(Now that's some ducking trauma right there)
(But bc of this, I like to imagine that they were 12 or 13 when Schlatt took over, and about 15 during the 16th)

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ⓃⓄⓉ ⓊⓃⓉⒾⓁ ⒽⒺ ⓌⒶⓈ ⓅⓊⓉ ⓄⓃ ⓈⓉⒶⒼⒺ.
ⒻⓇⓄⓂ︎ ⓉⒽⒺ Ⓜ︎ⓄⓂ︎ⒺⓃⓉ ⒽⒺ ⓉⓄⓄⓀ ⒽⒾⓈ ⒻⒾⓇⓈⓉ ⓈⓉⒺⓅⓈ ⒾⓃⓉⓄ ⓉⒽⒺ ⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ, ⓉⒽⒺ ⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ ⓈⒺⒺⓂ︎ⒺⒹ ⓉⓄ ⓌⒽⒾⓈⓅⒺⓇ,
"ⒺⓋⒺⓇⓎⓉⒽⒾⓃⒼ ⓌⒾⓁⓁ ⓁⒺⒶⒹ ⒷⒶⒸⓀ ⓉⓄ ⓎⓄⓊ."