Eyy more incorrect quotes (plus surprise at end)
Tommy: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere
Wilbur: Tommy, those are wanted posters
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Bad: Why is George on the counter...?
Dream: He likes to be tall
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Zak: Can I sit here?
Bad: That's my lap
Zak:
Zak: That doesn't answer my question
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Wilbur: Did...did you just call your train of thought the 'stress express'...?
Techno: Should I not have?
Tommy: Mentally stable dont...um....don't call it that
Techno: Okay, who told you that I was mentally stable?
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Tubbo: So I heard you're the god of death
Techno: What about it...?
Tubbo: Please kill me :)
Techno:
Techno: Dude, are you okay...?
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Bad: *screams*
Zak: Jesus- what was that!?
Bad: I just thought of all my anxieties and it was like my mind hand touched a hot memory stove
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Bad: Dream, you have a lot to offer! You're funny, you're smart
Sapnap: You're creative, you got style
George:
George: Oh, did you want me to say something? Um, you have blonde hair, your name is Clay
Dream: Thanks, George
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Zelk: Zak, no
Zak: Zak yes
Mega: Zak, no
Zak: Zak maybe
Bad: Geppy, no
Zak: Skeppy no
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Techno: Wil, stop panicking. We left Tommy and Tubbo alone for an hour, how much damage could they cause?
Wilbur:
Techno:
Wilbur: We gotta move
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Tommy: How the hell did this happen???
Tubbo, stuck in a trash can: How does anything happen?
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George's phone: [receiving call from: Daddy]
Sapnap, snickering: You still call your dad "daddy"?
George, answering the phone, looking at sapnap dead in the eye, with a completely straight face: Oh, hey, Dream
Sapnap: *chokes*
*1 hour earlier*
Dream: Hey, do you know the best way to fuck with SapNap?
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Tubbo: We're gonna die!
Tommy: Well, we've lived a good life, haven't we?
Tubbo: We're sixteen!
Tommy: I said good, not long
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Wilbur: Yeah, I agree with Tom-
Wilbur: Oh my god, I agree with Tommy
Techno: You good?
Wilbur, visibly distressed: Techno, whats wrong with me?
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Techno: Succeed in life just to spite god
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Zak: I feel like shit
Bad: Well, you did eat a lot of playdoh
(Fun fact: When I was little, 5 at most, my mom made homemade playdoh, and I remember trying a bit (even after my mom told me not to) and it tasting like soap and bread and proceeded to eat the entire thing of playdoh within a week)
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Tubbo: We can't go in there, it says '18+', and there's only two of us
Tommy: You're so stupid, Tubbo
Tommy: We'll just invite more people
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If Wilbur and Techno had a pet rat
Wilbur, holding a rat who is holding a knife: RAT WITH A KNIFE, WHAT CRIMES WILL HE COMMIT
Techno, taking the rat and raising it up in the air: Murder
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Tubbo: People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room
Wilbur, from the other room: WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE SHITS LIT THE COUCH ON FIRE
(It's the risk you gotta take when 2-3 pyromaniacs live in a house together)
(Not literally, of course)
(I just like to imagine all of these guys living in an apartment together every time I read an incorrect quote)
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Wilbur, taping a knife to a roomba and setting it loose: Be free my child
Phil, entering the room and getting a cut on his ankle: WILBUR!
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Tubbo: *hugs Tommy*
Tommy: I didn't ask for this, these are unauthorized cuddles
Tubbo: *moves to leave*
Tommy: I didn't tell you to stop
(Dude, I honestly love their friendship)
(It's the perfect mixture of chaotic and wholesome)
(Which also sums up them individually)
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Eret: Gender is confusing, sexuality is confusing, feelings are confusing, everything is confusing
Wilbur: Including geometry
Tubbo: Especially geometry
Tommy: Fuck geometry
(I saw this and I had to put it in just to let y'all know how much I despise geometry)
(Like, y'all taught us this shit in 7th grade, and then y'all expect us to remember that shit 3 years later???)
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Tommy: I have the height advantage
Tubbo: Your kneecaps Dont
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Dream: Hey, what does (y/n) mean?
George: 'your name', I think
Dream, forming a wheeze: Clay looked into Clays eyes
(Since they read DreamTeam fanfics from time to time, it wouldn't be unlikely that this hasn't happened before)
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George: *pointing to a high shelf* Can you get that for me?
Dream: Aw, you do need me in your life
George: Remember, I can easily replace you with a stepladder
(Honestly, George isn't even that short)
(He's taller than me, at least)
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Zak, to a6d: Pardon my french, but you're being a huge douchbaguette
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Zak: I'm not saying I have a crush on you, I'm just saying that you're really cute and I like you a lot and kinda wanna kiss you and cuddle you and hold hands and stuff. But like, it's not a big deal, ya know?
Bad:
Bad: Is this your weird way of telling me you like me and that you liked what I did on the smp the other day?
Zak:
Zak, offended: No
Zak: Why, is it working?
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In my book "Flowers"
Tubbo: *gets paper cut*
Everyone in the comments: HASNT THE POOR BABY BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH
(Literally not even kidding)
(And yes, I'm looking at one person in particular)
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Phil: I'm leaving for a few hours. Technos in charge. I've left notes for all of you with instructions.
Wilbur: Mine just says 'Wilbur, no'
Phil: And you can apply with every possible situation
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Now, the surprise!
HE BABEY
(For those who don't know what this is, it's a chibi plague doctor :3)
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