Fundy pov:

Hello!! I don't know why you're in my head but you're my friend now >:) Today Eret is taking me to see mr Schlatt. He said he was going to teach me something...

(Small time skip later, and pov change to 3rd person)

"Are we there yet?" Fundy asked for the 170000000th time this trip.

"Just be patient, there's only a few more minutes" Eret answered.

"Just make the... what's it called again??" Fundy had somehow forgotten how they were travelling.

"It's a cart" Eret reminded him

"Yeah, make the cart go faster!"

"No, the horses will get tired if we rush them. We don't need to be there for another hour or so anyways"

"Fine..." Fundy pouted

Eret sighed. Although Fundy can be a handful, he's still a child, so it's expected that he can be difficult.

(Another time skip, brought to you by fast horses)

"Are we-"

"Yes, we're there" Eret cut Fundy off.

"YAYYYYYY"

They walked inside the large, and very creepy building. Walls were crumbling, and everything was dark. Fundy moved a bit closer to Eret. Although there wasn't much danger, he was still scared. They turned a corner, and the man himself was there.

"HEYYYYYYYYY" his accomplice Quackity said.

"Heyyyyyyyyy" Eret greeted back, a bit less enthusiastic

"You ready to learn some stuff?" Schlatt asked

"Yeah! I wanna be smart like you!"

Schlatt couldn't help but smile. Although he'd usually try to stay professional, some things, like cute children, made his heart melt. Most people thought he was a ruthless scammer, and yes, that was true, but he's also a human (kind of), and has his own emotions.

"Well, I have to leave now, i'll be back after the show" Eret said, petting Fundys head (lordie I was so tempted to put ears)

"Ok!" Fundy said back

Eret left, and Schlatt put his plan into action.

"Do you want to know what we're learning today?" he asked

"Mhm"

"Well... you know how you need money to buy things right?

"Yes"

"I'm going to teach you how to get extra money" Schlatt said, unintentionally smiling creepily

"I don't want to be a bad man" Fundy shook his head violently. "Stealing is for bad men"

"Don't worry, this isn't exactly stealing"

"Ok..." Fundy was suspicious of the lesson.

(Ok- i'm going to use a different style of dialogue now, it might get confusing for a bit)

Schlatt: "now that that's settled, let's get to it"

Schlatt: "first, you have to find a person. Then, offer them something. Now comes the fun part, you make a deal. The thing is, it needs to be above the price you bought it at. Example, if you got 5 carrots for 3 silver (please forgive me I don't know what currency to use), you trade them for 1 gold and a wooden sword. It sounds like its not expensive, because of the sword, so they are giving you more than money's worth"

Fundy thought about that for a minute, then spoke.

(Back to normal)

"So... if I use this on a bad man, do they still give me the stuff?" (why is he so worried about bad men-)

"Um.. you shouldn't go around bad men" (you're one to talk)

"Ok but what if I want to?"

"Just.. don't" Quackity piped in. Schlatt may like children, but that doesn't mean he's good with them

"Fine." Fundy stomped angrily

(meanwhile)

Technoblade wondered how he should protect the "cloak club" as he called them. After many hours of thinking, he fell asleep and had an unpleasant dream about being eaten. He woke up again, then it hit him.

'I can stalk them!'

The next few days were spent following the cult members. He discovered the identities of all but two, the leader, and a random person. Finally, he found the leader. Somehow, a random member had kept their association a secret for longer than the organizer. This confused Techno. One would assume the most important person would be the most careful...

(time skip to a week later)

Finally, finally he found the last member. They were a guard, known as...

Quackity.*

*I am incompetent, its been like a week or something and I'm just processing that I put the wrong person ;-;

I already failed at the two day update thing- well, I hope you liked the plot twist. Would you guys rather have short chapters, or long? Short have a better chance to stay on schedule, but longer will move the story faster. Let me know what you think in the comments, have a nice day or night :)