"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WHY IS HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Sapnap and Ranboo had finally gotten to MunchyMc (Bbh's bakery)

"Calm down child" Sapnap giggled. "This is my new friend Ranboo"

"WHY DID YOU BRING THIS DEMON HERE?!?!?!?!" Tommy screeched.

"Cause I was asked to"

"BY WHO??!?! WHO WOULD WANT THIS THING?!??!"

Sapnap went silent. He had forgotten one important detail...

"I.. will explain in a bit"

"It's not that hard to just tell him" Tubbo said.

"I promise i'll tell you in a bit, just let me talk to Bad first"

"Fine. He's in the back room"

Sapnap went into another room, leaving Ranboo with Tommy and Tubbo. Tommy stared at Ranboo for a moment, then realized...

"WAIT DONT LEAVE ME HERE"

"Hi" Ranboo said with a wave. "Whats up?"

"TAKE HIM NOT ME!!" Tommy yelled, throwing Tubbo at Ranboo.

Ranboo caught Tubbo, and set him down. Tubbo backed up into a table trying to put some distance between him and Ranboo.

"Whats that?" Ranboo asked, pointing at a bag on the table. He grabbed the bag and looked inside. In the bag was... spaghetti?

Sapnap and Bad came back into the room.

"What is happening here?!" Bad asked. Some things in the room had been knocked around.

Tommy ran and attempted to hide behind Bad, "OH THANK THE QUEEN YOU'RE HERE''

Bad chose to ignore Tommy.

"Aweee is this the little muffin you told me about?"

"Yep, this is Ranboo! I named him myself" Sapnap said proudly

(Wait if muffin is Bads replacement for swears, does that mean-yeah let's not think about that)

The group heard a knock on the door. Bad had forgotten to change the open/closed sign.

"Just a second please!" he yelled. "You guys can go to the back, make sure the customers don't see Ranboo"

"Roger that" Sapnap, Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo left. Bad opened the door, letting the customers in. (the rest of this convo will be between Bad and one of the customers, except like two lines which are specified)

"Hello! How may I help you?"

"Can we please get some... what was it you wanted?" a person wearing sunglasses asked (yes those are going to be a thing)

Bad looked down to see a small child, "I want a muffin and cake and cookies and-"

"I don't think you should get so many things, you'll get a stomachache" Bad warned

The person in sunglasses silently thanked Bad.

"How about you get one thing today, and we can come back next time we see each other"

The childs sad expression lit up a bit.

"Ok! I heard this place is famous for muffins so can i get one?"

"Sure" the other answered

"Alright, one blueberry muffin coming right up, is that all?"

"Hm... do you sell croissants?"

"Yep"

"Well i'll take one of those then"

"Wonderful, your order will be ready in a few minutes. If you want to, take a seat at a table"

The pair walked to find a good spot to sit. After a bit, bad came back with their order.

"Thank you sir, how much will that be?"

(note: currency will be diamonds. 1 diamond=2 canadian dollars)

"5 diamonds altogether"

"That's quite cheap, I can see why this place is so popular"

"Well I wanted to be sure everybody can afford food, even if it's just one small thing"

"An honourable cause, that's for sure"

The older customer paid for the food, and thanked Bad.

"Say thank you Fundy"

"Thank you!" he smiled. They left, and everyone else returned to the main room. They talked for a while, until bad had an interesting idea.

"Hey, I just got a great idea, i could teach Ranboo how to bake!" he suggested. "Would you like to learn?"

Ranboo nodded.

"Well let's get right to it then"

It was going smoothly, with only a small mess made. Bad had to go set up the oven (its like a wood stove), and Ranboo took the opportunity to cause some mischief. He grabbed the bag of spaghetti from earlier, and tried to put it in the batter. Bad turned around barely in time to knock it away.

"What are you doing?!??!" he yelled in distress.

"Adding the bag"

"Don't put spaghetti in the batter, its going to ruin it!"

"But I really want to add it..."

"DO. NOT."

"Why not?"

"Because it's going to taste terrible"

"Is it supposed to taste good?"

"Obviously!"

"Oh... i'm sorry"

*Sigh* "it's ok, but don't try anything like that again"

"Ok"

The rest of the lesson went normally, and the recipe turned out wonderfully. This concludes "the bag of spaghetti"

I hope you liked this very late chapter. I got a really bad writers block, and school started back up. To be honest, that doesn't seem like a valid excuse but whatever. The next chapter's name is decided, and I have a general idea of what it'll be about, so that will probably be done faster. This one was just a random idea that I wasn't planning on doing, but look where we are now. I'll see you next update, have a nice day!