(Don'te expect these chapters to be long, they're just to plop ideas somewhere and to give you inspiration if you really want to.)

Everyone probably had a concept that Technoblade was the blood god because it's just what he says, right?

What if when he was almost struck my lightning in that one stream, it was him trying to deter the fact that he was a god? Later, the other people in the Dream SMP might be catching on that Techno is actually a deity and if they find out, he'll be in trouble with the other gods, whoever they may be.

Perhaps Techno ran away or something, so he's hiding among his mortal friends?

Bonus points if Dream is also a god of something and he's also hiding from the others.

(I don't think they would recognize each other, I like to think their god forms are different from their human forms.)

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Techno: God of blood, king of pvp (the crown symbolizes that in my headcanon)

(Both Dream and Techno know each other are on the loose from the other gods, they just don't know the other's mortal forms.)

The story would probably start off by mentioning the suspicions placed on Techno for being a god. He almost smites himself with lightning, so when asked by his friends, he could say something like 'the gods are out to get me, I've angered them' or something like that to remove their suspicions.

Somewhere on the other side of the server, Dream knows that lightning strike was done by another god because it was too precise to not be. Now, Dream knows there's a god trying to hurt one of the members of his server. (Or so he thinks.)

Because of that, Dream starts keeping an eye out for any signs of anyone doing anything that would anger the gods. Dream is smart, so he does suspect Techno a little bit, but other than the lightning, there is no information or any sign that he is a god or that he's in a god's hit list.

Back with Techno, since Techno kind of has this habit of stalking people for information though sometimes he may not notice, Techno knows Dream is a god. I don't know how, maybe the body language or the way Dream says things (the sentence structure of gods are probably different from mortals since gods have probably lived through the changes in grammar and language), but he just knows.

Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure Dream is the only person, in god and moral form, who sounds like he's in physical pain when he laughs, and Techno just connects the pieces.

But since gods probably aren't supposed to linger with mortals, Techno keeps the secret as well as his own. He knows if he outs Dream, he'll also be exposed.

Time passes. It's easy for Techno to hold the secrets. Dream is only getting slightly frustrated that nothing else has happened, but probably thankful no one has been smited yet.

Techno slaughtering everyone with firework rockets is probably the thing that outs him to the gods. No one just kills people with sparkly TNT and laughs it off. Dream, since he'd probably be the god of tactics and stuff, probably catches on the fastest.

Dream pulls Techno aside, if it's in front of everyone or subtly, that's up to you.

Then, Dream confronts Techno, probably by asking his something about being the blood god. Techno, being Techno, only smirks.

Then he probably goes on this long monologue about finding it funny how two gods who are usually at odds in the god realm are working together in the mortal realm.

Frick it I'm going to write a monologue.

"You know, Dream, this situation couldn't have been more comical to me," Techno drawled, crossing his arms and leaning against the wall. "Years upon years of running away from the other gods, evading them successfully every time they almost catch me. Weaving through different servers, different friend groups, different worlds just because I didn't like how the others were treating the mortals. ... My efforts in manipulating and twisting reality, threatening and killing others to stay quiet... all wasted? Only for me to get caught by a man that looks like a blob?" A smirk pulled at Techno's lips when Dream sputtered at the physical description of him.

"Now, come to think of it, Mr. Teletubby, I do recall a certain god who also happened to run away quite recently. Y'know, someone who's often written in the myths as a legendary hunter? Who's written as the best Minecrafter in all of history?"

Techno kept plowing on, not giving Dream a chance to speak or himself a chance to breathe. "I also remember those two gods never actually getting along with each other while in the Realm of the Gods?" He chuckled to himself. "The blood god and the tactical god, always at each others throats with swords and axes. Both are written to be mortal enemies of each other--which contradicts everything I've said, they're gods--but it doesn't matter. What I find funny, is that two written enemies, fated enemies according to the myths, working... working together in the moral realm because they didn't know who the other way before hand?"

Techno pinned Dream with an amused gaze. "And, in our personal records... nowhere to be found in public... you're the one and only god who sounds like a deflating balloon when he laughs?"

Dream laughed naturally, only proving Techno's point. The god of tactics calmed quickly, his shoulders now free of the tension they had when both gods entered the room.

"So how'd you know?"

"You know I like my details," Techno said with a tilt of his head. "I expected better of you, Wheezy Kettle. But I've known for a while, you need to step up your game."

Dream clicked his tongue, adjusting the mask that sat upon his face. "'Wheezy Kettle,' now that's a name I haven't heard in a while."

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