NO ONE'S POV:

Tokyo

Park Hyatt Tokyo Hotel Where (Y/N) & Natasha Are Enjoying Their Well-Deserved Honeymoon.

(Inside of Y/N & Natasha's room.)

(Y/N): [yawns]

(Y/N sits up in the bed to see that Natasha isn't next to him.)

(Y/N): Natasha?

Natasha: In here!

(Y/N gets out of bed to see his wife sitting in front of the TV with a bowl of cereal.)

Natasha: Hey, sleepy head.

(Y/N walks over to his wife & kisses her forehead.)

Natasha: I was going to wake you up earlier but you looked so peaceful.

(Y/N): [chuckles] Thanks. So, do you want to explain the cereal?

Natasha: What about it? It's just cereal.

(Y/N): I mean, we're in Tokyo. I thought you'd want something else for breakfast like pancakes or possibly a Japanese speciality like Onigri.

Natasha: I have two reasons why I'm eating cereal.

(Y/N): Let me hear 'em.

Natasha: One, cereal is simple and I thought you'd like to see me when you woke up.

(Y/N): You got there me there. The second reason?

Natasha: How many people can say that they've eaten a genuine Japanese cereal like Frugra in Tokyo?

(Y/N): Other than the people that live here, not much.

Natasha: Exactly.

(Y/N): How'd I get so lucky?

Natasha: Shut up.

(Natasha looks up at her husband.)

Natasha: I'm the lucky one.

(Y/N gives his wife a peck on the lips.)

(Y/N): All right, I'm going to take a shower. Care to join me?

Natasha: Oh?

(Y/N): It would save us time so we can go about our day.

Natasha: Is that the only reason?

(Y/N): *smirks* Of course not.

(After the happy couple finish "showering" together they walk along the streets of Tokyo.)

Natasha: I still can't believe things are back to normal.

(Y/N): Neither can I.

Natasha: So is there anything you want to do?

(Y/N): Not really. How about we just walk and see where the day takes us?

Natasha: I like that.

(Y/N & Natasha do many things as they walk around Tokyo. For starters, they go to the Yayoi Kusama Museum, enjoy a stroll in the Shinjuku Gyoen National Garden & luckily for them it was cherry blossom season. The couple are even able to make their way through a crowd to take a picture together in front of the Senso-ji temple. Almost immediately after they take the picture, some people recognize them & ask for pictures. Y/N is about to decline & tell the people that they're on their honeymoon but Natasha interrupts him & says that they'd be happy to take pictures with them. Y/N & Natasha do many poses with the people requesting pictures. A person even puts their head between Y/N's claws & Y/N begrudgingly smiling in that person's photo. After taking what seemed like hundreds of photos the couple make their way to Omoide Yokocho, where they share a bowl of noodles. They even recreate the scene from Lady and the Tramp. Cut to Y/N & Natasha in a hotel hallway, on their way to their room.)

Natasha: Today was perfect.

(Y/N): Other than all the pictures we had to be in, I agree with you.

Natasha: Come on, killer. It wasn't that bad.

(Y/N): I suppose you're right.

(Cut to the couple in front of their hotel room door.)

Natasha: I've got a surprise for you.

(Y/N): *smiles* Really?

Natasha: Yes, now close your eyes.

(Y/N closes his eyes & Natasha leads him into their room.)

Natasha: No peeking.

(Y/N): I know, I know.

(Natasha leads him to the front of their bed.)

Natasha: Okay, open your eyes.

(Y/N opens his eyes to see a katana.)

(Y/N): You got me a sword?

Natasha: I had it made for you.

(Y/N picks up the sword & expects it.)

Natasha: Do you like it?

(Y/N): I love it.

Natasha: Good. Because if you didn't I would've used it on you.

(Y/N): [chuckles]

Natasha: Check out the engraving.

(Y/N looks down at the engraving in the sword.)

Watashi no yuiitsu no satsujin-sha ni

("To my one and only killer" in Japanese.)

(Y/N): Aw, Natasha.

Natasha: Gotcha good, didn't I.

(Y/N): You did.

Natasha: I figured we're going to be in Japan for our honeymoon so I talked to Clint about having a katana made for you by the same guy who made his.

(Y/N): You shouldn't have.

Natasha: I had to get something that would make you remember our honeymoon.

(Y/N): There's no way I'd forget our honeymoon.

Natasha: I believe you but, just to be safe, we should probably do more memorable things.

(Y/N): Like?

Natasha: *seductive eyes* I have an idea.

(Y/N): Oh?

(Y/N places his katana on a table, walks towards his wife who's sitting on their bed, & kisses her passionately. As they're kissing, Natasha pulls Y/N on top of her.)

Natasha & (Y/N): [chuckles]

(They're about to continue to kiss & possibly go further than that but before they can, Y/N's phone rings.)

(Y/N): [groans]

Natasha: Answer it.

(Y/N): Are you sure?

Natasha: It could be Wanda.

(Y/N answers his phone.)

(Y/N): Hello?

Happy: (Y/N), my protégé.

(Y/N): Happy...

Natasha: Seriously?

Happy: Bad time?

(Y/N): Yeah, Natasha and I are on our honeymoon.

Happy: Right...sorry.

(Y/N): So, I'll talk to you once we're-

Happy: The reason I called is because it's about Peter.

(Y/N): What about the kid?

Natasha: Okay.

(Natasha slowly pushes Y/N off her.)

Happy: He's on a field trip and I was hoping-

(Y/N): If I could tag along and watch him?

Happy: Ah, protégé. You're so on the nose.

(Y/N): Any other time I'd say yes but like I said, it's my honey-

Happy: Peter's also going to do a mission for Fury.

(Y/N): [sighs] Go on.

Happy: He could probably use your help.

(Y/N): Ugh, okay. Let me just explain this Nat-

Natasha: Give me the phone.

(Y/N): You want me to give you the phone?

Natasha: Yeah.

Happy: Don't give her the phone.

(Natasha takes the phone, walks into the bathroom, & begins to talk to Happy.)

(Y/N): I wonder what she's telling him.

A Few Minutes Later...

(Natasha exits the bathroom & tosses Y/N his phone back.)

(Y/N): Did you talk to Happy?

Natasha: I did.

(Y/N): And?

Natasha: Get packed.

(Y/N): Wait, you're really okay with me leaving?

Natasha: I know you really care about the kid and who said you were just leaving?

(Y/N): I do. Wait, what?

Natasha: I'm coming with you.

Venice, Italy

(Inside of Fury's underground base.)

Fury: You thank Mr. Beck for destroying the other three. There's only one left: fire.

Beck: The strongest of them all. The one that destroyed my Earth. It's the one that took my family.

(Beck rubs his wedding ring.)

Peter: I'm sorry.

Maria: And it will be in Prague in approximately 48 hours.

Fury: We have one mission: kill it. And you're coming with us.

Peter: I'm sorry, did you say Prague? Heh. Mr. Fury, this all seems bigtime, you know, huge superhero kind of stuff. And, I mean, I'm just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, sir.

Fury: Bitch, please. You've been to space.

Peter: I know, but that was an accident.

(Peter walks towards Fury.)

Peter: There's gotta be someone else you can use. What about Thor?

Fury: Off-world.

Peter: Okay, um, Doctor Strange.

Fury: Unavailable.

Peter: Captain Marvel.

Fury: Don't invoke her name.

Peter: Wolverine and Black Widow?

Fury: They were on their honeymoon but-

(Y/N & Natasha appear in front of Peter.)

(Y/N): Hey, kid.

Peter: (Y/N), am I glad to see you. Wait, honeymoon?

Natasha: Yeah.

(Y/N): Duty calls. And I was told you needed me so...here am I.

Peter: That's nice of you, but you didn't have to come on your honeymoon.

(Y/N): Hey, we waited five years to have it.

Natasha: I'm sure we can wait a few more days.

(Y/N): How about I properly introduce you to my wife this time? Peter, this is my wife: Natasha Maximoff.

(Natasha walks up to Peter, offers her hand for a handshake, & Peter accepts it.)

Peter: It's a pleasure to meet you. Properly this time.

Natasha: Likewise.

Peter: I thought your last name was Romanoff?

(Y/N): Really, Peter?

Natasha: Well, sometimes the wife takes the husband's last name.

Peter: Right, I knew that. I don't even know why I asked that.

(Natasha looks back at Y/N.)

Natasha: He's adorable.

Beck: The Wolverine and the Black Widow. There were versions of you on my earth.

(Y/N): Really?

Natasha: Were they married too?

Beck: No, they weren't.

Natasha: Shame.

(Peter looks at Fury.)

Peter: Sir, look, I really wanna to help. I do. If my aunt finds out I left my class trip, she'll kill me. If I'm seen in Europe after the Washington Monument, my whole class will figure out who I am, then--Then the whole world will figure out who I am, then I'm done.

Fury: Okay. I understand.

Peter: I'm sorry, what?

(Y/N): He understands?

Natasha: He doesn't.

Fury: Why don't you get back before your teachers miss you and become suspicious. (Y/N). Take him back to the hotel room, please. It'll give you two the chance to catch up.

Peter: Thank you, Mr. Fury. And, uh, good luck.

Beck: See ya, kid.

Peter: Yeah, see you.

(Y/N): So what are you gonna do while I'm watching the kid?

Natasha: Catch up with Fury.

(Y/N): That's not what I meant.

Natasha: I know. Don't worry. I'll...

(Natasha gets close to Y/N's ear.)

Natasha: [whispers]...be around.

(Y/N): *grins* All right.

(Cut to Y/N taking Peter back to his hotel.)

Peter: So how was your honeymoon going?

(Y/N): Great, I'd say. Natasha even got me a katana.

Peter: That's awesome! Can I see it?

(Y/N): I don't have it on me. But when I do, yeah, you can see it.

Peter: Cool.

(Y/N): So what's up with you?

Peter: Well...

(Peter fills Y/N in on what's been going on with him recently.)

(Y/N): Let me get this straight; you're pretty sure that Happy's dating your aunt, you had this whole plan to confess to MJ but some guy named Brad is ruining it, and to top it all off, Ned has a girlfriend?

Peter: Yeah, that's it.

(Y/N): Wow, just wow.

Peter: I know.

(Y/N): I can't believe I missed my chance with your aunt.

Peter: Excuse me?

(Y/N): I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

The Next Day

(Peter along with Y/N, join his classmates.)

Peter: Hey, man, are you sure you're good?

Ned: Oh, dude. I'm fine.

Peter: Okay. Nice.

Ned: Don't worry. Seriously, getting tranq'd in the neck by Nick Fury, probably the coolest thing to ever happen to me. Plus, we've got the Wolverine back with us.

(Y/N): It's nice to see you too, Ned.

Peter: It is pretty awesome.

(Peter & Ned do their secret handshake.)

(Y/N's thoughts): Cool handshake.

Peter: I'm happy I don't have to go to Prague.

Ned: Seriously.

Mr. Harrison: Good news. We're going to Prague. Huh?

Peter: What?

Students: Prague?

Mr. Harrison: Yeah. The tour company called. They upgraded us. You should've heard me on the phone with them. I really gave them hell.

(Y/N's thoughts): That's hard to believe.

(They all walk to their upgraded ride.)

Peter: Oh, come on.

Ned: Peter, what--? What's going on?

Peter: I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation.

(Y/N): You didn't see that coming?

Ned: Awesome.

Peter: Yeah. Awesome.

(Y/N): Let's get moving, Peter.

Peter: I'm going, I'm going.

Eastern Alps, Austria

(Cut to Y/N, Peter, & his classmates on the bus.)

(Y/N): Looking up romantic places in Prague for you and MJ, huh?

Peter: [chuckles] Yeah.

(Y/N): I do the same thing with Natasha.

Peter: Does it always work out the way you plan it?

(Y/N): For the most part.

(Peter puts his phone away & takes out the glasses Tony left for him.)

(Y/N's thoughts): Ah, I'll let him figure out the glasses.

(Y/N pulls out his phone & calls Natasha.)

(Y/N): Just thought I'd call and check in on you.

Natasha: You're so thoughtful.

(Y/N): When it comes to you? Obviously.

Natasha: Well, I'm doing good. Catching up with Nick has been nice.

(Y/N): That's good to hear.

Natasha: So how's the Eastern Alps? Is it as beautiful as I imagine?

(Y/N): It is.

Natasha: I'm jealous.

(Y/N): You? Jealous?

Natasha: On extremely rare occasions I tend to get jealous.

(Y/N): Interesting.

(The bus stops.)

(Y/N): Looks like we're stopping. I'll call you later.

Natasha: Not if I call you first.

(Y/N): Ha, or that. Yeah.

(Y/N hangs up & follows Peter off the bus. Dimitri stops Peter & Y/N, & points to a room with a stern-looking woman in all black is waiting.)

Peter: Do you know her?

(Y/N): I've never seen her before.

(Cut to Peter & Y/N entering the room cautiously.)

Peter: Hello.

Female Agent: Close the door.

(Y/N closes the door behind them.)

(Y/N): Straight to it.

Peter: Um...

(Peter walks up to the woman & offers his hand for a handshake.)

Peter: I'm Peter Parker.

Female Agent: Take off your clothes.

Peter & (Y/N): Excuse me?

Female Agent: You told Fury that Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe. So I made you this, another suit.

Peter: Oh, uh, thank you.

(Y/N): How...nice.

Peter: I'm sure it fits fine. I don't need to try--

Female Agent: Take off your clothes.

Peter: Okay.

(Peter starts unbuttoning his shirt.)

Peter: It's a little embarrassing.

Female Agent: Now. Hurry up.

(Y/N): There's no need to rush him.

Peter: It's fine, (Y/N). This is weird. Heh.

(Peter takes his pants off. As he does someone opens the door, the female agent is about to pull out her gun but Peter stops her, & Y/N slowly turns around.)

Peter: No, no, no. Don't--

Brad: Whoa.

Peter: Uh...

Brad: Sorry. I thought this was the bathroom.

(Y/N): I probably should've stood outside the door.

Peter: This is not what it looks like.

Brad: Yeah.

(Brad takes a picture of the trio.)

Peter: What are you doing?

Brad: I'll leave you three alone.

(The female agent draws her gun.)

Peter: Oh, my god. Don't shoot anybody.

(Y/N): This is on me, Peter. I'll handle it.

Peter: How?

(Y/N exits through a backdoor, runs around the building, finds Brad, grabs him the throat, & lifts him up.)

Brad: [gasping]

(Y/N): Hey, bub.

(Peter walks out the room.)

Peter: Hey, man, look, that's...

(Peter looks at what Y/N's doing.)

Peter: (Y/N), what are you doing to Brad?!

(Y/N): Oh, this is Brad. Explains why he took the picture.

Peter: You're not going to kill him, are you?

(Y/N): My plan was to just intimidate him into deleting the photo but killing him works too. He is your love rival.

(Y/N moves his fist onto Brad's stomach.)

(Y/N): Just give me the go ahead.

Peter: Just put him down!

(Y/N): Put him down or "put him down"?

Peter: You know what I mean.

(Y/N): Okay, kid.

(Y/N lets go Brad.)

Brad: [coughing]

Peter: Sorry about him. He's really protective.

Brad: Peter, I'm not going to say anything about what your bodyguard did to me but I am going to show MJ the photo since I like her too.

Peter: Wait a minute. Hey, hey. You cannot show her that photo, dude. C'mon.

Brad: I'm sorry, man. I have to. She deserves the truth.

(Brad runs back to the bus.)

Peter: You weren't going to actually kill him, were you?

(Y/N): Of course not. But I wish I did after all that.

(Cut to everyone back on the bus.)

Peter: EDITH?

EDITH: Hello, Peter. How can I help you?

Peter: Hey. There's this guy in my class who's gonna ruin everything--

EDITH: Peter, I'm having difficulty hearing you. Can you please speak up?

(Y/N looks over at Peter.)

(Y/N's thoughts): I wonder how he's handling the glasses.

Peter: Um, Brad Davis. He has a photo of me and (Y/N).

EDITH: Brad Davis. Is he a target?

Peter: Is Brad a target? Um...

(Peter looks back at Brad who's about to send the photo to MJ.)

Peter: Yeah. He's a target. He's a target.

EDITH: Copy that. Target is Brad Davis. Initiating strike.

Peter: Initiating what, now?

EDITH: Intercept point determined. Releasing kill vehicle.

Peter: EDITH.

(A satellite releases a kill vehicle behind the bus which Peter & Y/N notice.)

Peter: Oh, my god.

(Y/N): Need me take care of it?

Peter: No, stay on the bus.

(Flash takes Peter's glasses.)

Flash: Dope glasses, Parker. How'd you pay for these?

Peter: Flash, give them back.

Flash: I'm paying you a compliment.

Peter: Please give me--

(Peter knocks Flash out.)

(Y/N): About time.

Peter: I'm so sorry.

(Peter webs up the kill vehicle.)

Betty: I know you think none of us have noticed, Parker...

Peter: What?

Betty: ...but your new look, I love it. Right, babe?

Peter: Thanks.

Ned: Yeah. Sophisticated, classy, very European.

Peter: [panting] Let's try this again.

(Y/N): So that's Ned's girlfriend? Good for him.

(The photo has been deleted from Brad's phone & Flash wakes up from being knocked out by Peter.)

Prague, Czech Republic

(Cut to everyone walking into the fancy reception area of the hotel.)

Mr. Harrington: Everyone get settled in, rest up because tonight, big surprise, is Prague's annual...

(Peter's phone buzzes.)

Mr. Harrington: ...Carnival of Lights.

(Peter walks away from his classmates with Y/N following him.)

Peter: Hello?

Maria: Parker, it's Hill. There's an earpiece with your suit. Put it on and await further instructions. Understood?

Peter: Uh, yes, ma'am.

(Ned walks up to Peter & Y/N.)

Ned: Hey, man.

Peter: Hey.

Ned: Look, I am so sorry if I seem like I'm preoccupied with my relationship. I'm still your guy in the chair.

(Y/N's thoughts): It's not like Natasha and I put our honeymoon hold for him or anything.

Peter: No, it's all good. Don't worry about it.

Ned: Okay. Great, great.

Peter: It's fine.

Ned: So, what's the status on the Elemental thing? Where's it gonna happen?

Peter: Uh, here in the city.

Ned: Peter, we're here.

Peter: I know, I know. It's not good. It's--I'm figuring it out.

Ned: You have to do something, Peter, please. We're all counting on you.

Betty: Ned.

Ned: Yeah, babe?

(Y/N): I didn't think a girlfriend would change him that much.

(Cut to Peter in a makeshift S.H.I.E.L.D. base while Y/N stands next to Natasha.)

Peter: Yes, sir?

Fury: That thing is going to be here in a few hours. Are we boring you?

(Y/N): He's not bored.

Beck: He's thinking about how you kidnapped him.

Natasha: You did kind of kidnap him.

Fury: He had obstacles. I removed them.

Maria: They still won't evacuate the city.

Fury: [sighs] Idiots. So, what's the plan, Parker?

Peter: I will be in the cathedral tower, keeping watch for the fire monster. When that shows up, I will radio you guys, and then Mr. Beck and I will--

Beck: My name is Mysterio.

(Beck gives Peter a playful look.)

Peter: [chuckles] That's when Mysterio and I will move in.

Beck: Peter, listen to me. The best hope you have, the only hope, is to stop it here now, no matter the cost. Maneuver it away from civilians if you can, but most important, keep it away from metal. Which is why I advised that (Y/N) sit this one out but Natasha told me that's not going to happen with Peter on the field.

(Y/N): That is correct.

Beck: So just hang back and get any strangling civilians. I just don't want to take any chances.

(Y/N): I can do that.

Beck: Good, because if it gets too big, it'll be able to draw power from the Earth's core. After that, there's no way to stop it.

Peter: Hey, my friends are here. I can't help but think we're putting them in danger.

Fury: You're worried about us hurting your friends?

(Fury walks up to Peter.)

Fury: You, who called a drone strike on your own school tour bus? Stark gave you a multibillion-dollar A.R. tactical intelligence system, and the first thing you do with it is try to blow up your friends. It's clear to me that you were not ready for this.

(Y/N): Is now really the time to be telling him that?

Fury: And you. I only brought you here because it would make the kid more comfortable and for some reason Tony thought it would be a good idea for you to watch over him. I find that hard to believe now.

(Y/N): Do you now?

Natasha: (Y/N)...

(Natasha tries to hold Y/N back but fails & he gets right in Fury's face.)

(Y/N): I know you and my wife go way back but if you talk to the kid or me like that again, you're going to lose the other eye.

Fury: Natatsha, you better keep a leash on him.

Natasha: I-

(Y/N): Don't answer that.

(Cut to Y/N & Peter with his classmates in the hotel reception area.)

(Y/N): I was going to talk to you about what happened back there but you already seem over it.

Peter: Yeah, I talked to Mysterio. He's a good guy. I would've talked to you but you were busy standing up for me.

(Y/N): It's my pleasure.

Peter: I appreciate it.

Mr. Harrison: Good news. We're going to the opera!

MJ: What happened to the carnival?

Mr. Harrison: This is upgrade living, guys.

(Ned looks over at Peter & Y/N who give him a knowing look.)

Mr. Harrison: Do you have any idea how much opera tickets cost?

Flash: No, because none of us have ever wanted to go to the opera, ever.

Ned: Uh, I think this is gonna be culturally enriching for us.

(Y/N's thoughts): Smooth, Ned.

(Mr. Harrison tells the class that the opera is four hours which shocks the class.)

Ned: Guys, I think this is gonna be really fun. Seriously.

(Cut to Peter & MJ with Y/N standing behind them.)

Peter: You look really pretty.

MJ: And therefore, I have value?

(Y/N's thoughts): Geez.

Peter: No. No, that's not what I meant at all. I was just--

MJ: I'm messing with you.

Peter: [chuckles]

(Y/N): [holds in a chuckle]

MJ: Thank you.

Peter: You're welcome.

MJ: You look pretty too.

Peter: Thank you.

MJ: Your personal muscle looks pretty too.

Peter: Oh, he's not my personal muscle.

(Y/N): I kinda am.

Natasha [On Comm]: You do like pretty, killer.

(Y/N): *smiles*

MJ: Is that a new tie?

(Y/N): It is! I can't believe you noticed.

(MJ looks at Peter.)

MJ: You want to go on a pair?

Peter: You mean, sit next to each other?

MJ: Yeah.

(Y/N's thoughts): Aw.

Fury [On Comm]: Are you in position?

Peter: No.

MJ: Okay. No...

Fury [On Comm]: Why the hell not? Parker?

(Y/N): You really want to lose that other eye, huh?

MJ: What?

(Y/N): Nothing...

MJ: You don't want to sit next  to me, or, no, you just don't want glasses?

Peter: I didn't mean that. Uh, uh...If you go ahead, I'll go grab us a pair.

MJ: I'll save you a seat next to me.

Peter: Awesome.

MJ: A lot of seats, so I'll be up there. And Mr. Muscle?

(Y/N): (Y/N).

MJ: (Y/N), I've got a bet that you'll be able to stand all four hours of the opera. Don't let me down.

(Y/N): Oh, you'll win.

MJ: Okay.

(MJ walks away from Peter & Y/N.)

Fury [On Comm]: Parker.

Peter: No, we're coming. We're...

(Peter stops Ned.)

Peter: Hey, (Y/N) and I have to go. Could you tell MJ that I'm feeling sick so (Y/N) took me back to the hotel?

Ned: Okay. Be careful. And Peter, whatever you do, please steer the monster away from the opera house.

Peter: Yeah, Ned, I know.

(Y/N): That goes without saying.

(Peter & Y/N are about to leave the opera house but Peter looks back to see Ned tell MJ that he's leaving & sees Brad stands up, looks back at them, flips them off, & sit next to MJ.)

(Y/N): I'm seriously going to kill him now.

(Y/N & Peter are about to go back but Fury tells them that they better be on their way.)

(Y/N): [groans]

Peter: Coming.

(Unbeknownst to the duo; MJ, Betty, & Ned leave their seats & follow them. Cut to Peter in position.)

Fury [On Comm]: How's the suit?

Spider-Man: Ah, the suit's great. It's awesome. It's a little tight around the old web-shooter.

Fury [On Comm]: Parker!

Spider-Man: Okay, I'll shut up.

Wolverine [On Comm]: Too much information, kid.

Spider-Man: Got it, sorry.

(Cut to Y/N sitting on a bench in the middle of the crowd, watching people go by.)

Wolverine: There's a lot of people in some cool looking costumes.

Natasha [On Comm]: Sad you didn't get a new one like the kid?

Wolverine: Maybe a little.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

(Stop watching at 1:35. Just imagine Y/N leading civilians away from the Elemental.)

Spider-Man: Hey, (Y/N)?

Wolverine [On Comm]: What's up, kid?

Spider-Man: Could you save Ned and Betty?

Wolverine [On Comm]: They're here?!

Spider-Man: Yes, they're near the top of the ferris wheel.

Wolverine [On Comm]: On my way!

(Cut to Y/N climbing up the ferris wheel to Ned & Betty.)

Wolverine: *climbing*

Wolverine's thoughts: Ugh, should've expected this. When does anything ever go according to plan?

(Y/N reaches Ned & Betty.)

Betty: Wolverine's here too?

Wolverine: Yeah. Just me, Mysterio, and...

Ned: Night Monkey.

Wolverine: Yes...Night Monkey.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

(Start the video from 1:35 & just imagine Y/N being knocked off the ferris wheel.)

Maria: So it's over?

Back: That was the last of them.

(Y/N): Thank god.

Natasha: Seriously.

Fury: But not the last threat we'll ever face. We need to stay vigilant. There's a void in this world for someone like you. Hill and I are going to Europol headquarters in Berlin tomorrow. You should join us.

(Beck shakes Fury's hand.)

Beck: Thank you. I just might take you up on that.

(Fury walks up to Peter.)

Fury: [sighs] You got gifts Parker, but you didn't want to be here.

Peter: Mr. Fury, I--

Fury: I'd love to have you in Berlin too. But you got to decide whether you're going to step up or not. Stark chose you. He made you an Avenger. I need that. The world needs that. Maybe Stark was wrong. Was he? The choice is yours.

(Fury walks away from Peter as Beck walks up to him.)

Beck: Let's get a drink.

(Beck looks back at Y/N & Natasha.)

Beck: You two are welcome to join us.

Natasha: You boys have fun.

(Y/N): Really?

Natasha: It's been a while since you spent some time with guys that didn't involve some worldly crisis. Plus, I have a feeling that Peter might need you.

(Y/N): Love you.

(Y/N kisses Natasha follows Beck.)

Natasha: [chuckles] Love you more.

Peter: I'm not 21.

(Cut to the trio inside a packed bar.)

Beck: Hey. You gotta celebrate. We did something good tonight.

Peter: Yeah.

(Y/N): All I did was lead civilians away and get knocked off a ferris wheel.

Beck: That's something.

(Y/N): I guess it is.

Peter: Fury was right. Tony did a lot for me...so I owe it to him, to everybody.

Beck: Do you?

Peter: Yeah. I mean...Mr. Stark gave me the chance to be more. He wanted me to be better than him. And Fury just wants me to live up to that.

Beck: What do you want, Peter?

Peter: What do you mean?

Beck: What do you want?

Peter: [scoffs] I don't know.

Beck: What do you want? Peter Parker. Now. I know you're thinking about it.

Peter: I wanna go on my trip, right? I want to go back on the trip with my friends. And go to the top of the Eiffel Tower with the girl who I really like and tell her how I feel...and give her a kiss.

Beck: Whoa.

(Y/N): That's a lot to take in.

Peter: [chuckles] Shut up.

Beck: How about you, (Y/N) Maximoff?

(Y/N): Me?

Beck: Yup.

(Y/N): Well, I'd like to go back on my honeymoon.

Peter: Again, sorry.

(Y/N): It's not your fault.

Beck: Neither of you are going to do that, are you?

Peter: No, I can't.

(Y/N): I don't know.

Beck: Why not?

Peter: Because I have too much of a responsibility.

(Y/N): And it's my responsibility to watch his back.

(A woman picks up the EDITH glasses & hands them to Peter.)

Peter: Oh, my God. Thank you so much.

(Y/N): You just dropped them on the floor?

Beck: What are those? Are those the--

Peter: EDITH glasses, yeah.

Beck: They were just on the floor? Try them on. Let's see how they look.

Peter: Yeah?

(Y/N): I've already seen you wear them but knock yourself out.

Beck: Yeah.

(Peter puts on the glasses.)

Peter: I actually really like them.

Beck: Can I be completely honest?

Peter: Please.

Beck: I think they look stupid.

(Y/N): Don't listen to him. I think you look handsome, Peter.

Peter: Really?

(Y/N): Absolutely.

Peter: *smiles*

Beck: I bet he'd look even more handsome if in a contact-lens version.

(Peter convinces Beck into trying on the glasses.)

Beck: What do you guys think?

(Y/N): *shrugs his shoulders*

Peter: [softly] "Next Tony Stark, I trust you." [normally] "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you."

Beck & (Y/N): What?

Peter: Stark left me a message with those glasses: "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you."

Beck: I'm still not following. How many lemonades have you had?

(Y/N): I don't think he's had that many.

Peter: He knew every mistake I ever made. He even assigned (Y/N) as my bodyguard.

(Y/N): Yeah, but-

Peter: He must've known I wasn't ready for something like this.

Beck: Why would he give it to you?

Peter: Maybe he didn't trust me to have EDITH, he just trusted me to pick who should. It makes much more sense. He knew I'd do what's right. He's not gonna give them to Fury because Fury would give himself EDITH.

Beck: You're probably right about that.

Peter: Right, so the world needs the next Iron Man. And it's not some 16-year-old kid from Queens. It needs to be an adult with some experience and that's good like Tony Stark, like you.

Beck: No. Peter, come on. No.

(Beck takes off the glasses.)

(Y/N): Just hold on a second, Pete-

Peter: (Y/N), I need to do this.

(Peter puts on the glasses & transfers control to Quinton Beck.)

Beck: Peter, what are you doing?

Peter: The right thing.

(Y/N): How many lemonades did you drink?

Beck: Stark gave you the glasses.

Peter: Stark gave me a choice. It's my choice to make. I'm gonna make it. You're a soldier, a leader. You stopped the Elementals. You saved my life. You saved the world, okay. He'd want you to have them.

(Y/N): That's a stretch.

Peter: Don't listen to him.

(Peter gives confirmation & hands beck the glasses.)

Peter: Welcome to the Avengers.

(Beck accepts the glasses & puts them on.)

Peter: They look good on you. Right, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): Sure, kid. Sure.

(Beck & Peter shake hands.)

Beck: Thank you. It's an honor.

Peter: Yeah. Mr. Stark would've really liked you.

Beck: Where're you headed?

Peter: I'm gonna go find MJ.

Beck: Good luck, kid. I'll give you a fifty-fifty chance. You're pretty awkward.

Peter: [chuckles] Yeah.

(Y/N): It's part of his charm.

Peter: Come on, (Y/N).

Beck: Enjoy the rest of your honeymoon.

(Y/N): [chuckles ] I'll try.

As Peter & (Y/N) Left The Bar...

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(Cut to Y/N & Peter at the hotel & being hugged by Ned.)

Ned: Thanks for almost saving me, (Y/N).

(Y/N): Next time I'll actually save you.

Peter: Hey, we're done with the mission.

Ned: Dude, the trip's over.

Peter: What?

Ned: There's monsters coming out of the ground. Of course our parents want us home.

(Y/N): I'd want my kids back home too.

Ned: One day, (Y/N).

(Y/N): Yeah...

(Peter's teachers walk by the trio.)

Peter: What is going on?

Ned: We're going home in the morning.

Peter: No, no, no. The Elementals are gone.

(Betty steps out of her room.)

Betty: Ned.

Ned: Coming, sweetie.

(Flash looks out of his room.)

Flash: Hey, can you keep it down? I'm live-streaming.

(Y/N): [whispers] Go bite the curb.

(MJ stands in front of her doorway.)

MJ: Hey.

Peter: Hey.

MJ: Where were you?

Peter: Um, I got lost.

MJ: Didn't (Y/N) go with you?

(Y/N): I also got lost?

MJ: We were worried about you.

Peter: Oh.

MJ: Good thing you're back.

Peter: Hm.

MJ: You too, (Y/N).

(Y/N): Yeah.

MJ: So much for Paris, right?

Peter: It would've been fun.

MJ: Yeah. Night.

Peter: You look ni--

(MJ closes her door.)

Peter: [sighs]

(Y/N): Knock on-

(Peter walks up her door.)

(Y/N): [proud chuckle]

(MJ opens her door.)

Peter: Uh, look, um...I'm not ready for this trip to be over yet, and I kind of want to do something fun that's not on the itinerary or planned or with Mr. Harrington.

MJ: Yes.

Peter: "Yes," like you wanna go?

MJ: Yes.

Peter: Awesome. I'll see you outside in 10 minutes.

MJ: Meet me outside in five minutes.

Peter: Five is good.

MJ: Okay.

(Cut to Y/N standing outside of Peter's room, talking to him through his room.)

Peter: You're not coming with us, right?

(Y/N): I mean, it is my job to protect you. So yes.

Peter: But (Y/N), this my chance to tell her how I feel.

(Y/N): I don't know...

Peter: Please!

(Y/N): [chuckles] I'm messing with you.

Peter: [sighs] Good.

(Y/N): I'll loosely follow.

Peter: Can we make that distancely?

(Y/N): Hmm, yes.

(Cut to Y/N distancely following Peter & MJ on the Charles Bridge.)

(Y/N): Ah, young love.

(Y/N gets a phone call & answers it.)

(Y/N): Hello?

Natasha: Hey, killer.

(Y/N): It's so good to hear your voice.

Natasha: I know it is. Anyway, whatcha doin' right now?

(Y/N): Just watching the kid trying to confess to the girl he likes.

Natasha: Aw, how's he doing so far?

(Y/N): I'd say he's doing alright.

Natasha: Did he try to hold her hand?

(Y/N): Kinda but he didn't go through with it.

Natasha: Ah, so he's like you.

(Y/N): What's that supposed to mean?

Natasha: It means that he needs her to make the first move.

(Y/N): Hey. I would've asked you out eventually.

Natasha: Sure you would have.

As This Was Happening...

(Cut to MJ & Peter.)

Peter: I'm not Spider-Man. I mean what makes you think I was Spider-Man.

MJ: Peter, Washington?

Peter: Yeah?

MJ: The fact that you like disappear, out of nowhere, for no reason. And (Y/N), your bodyguard, just happens to let you disappear.

Peter: No, that was, I was sick. Remember, I had my...the tummy? And (Y/N)'s gotten way better at his job.

MJ: You know Susan Yang thinks you're a male escort and that (Y/N) is your pimp.

Peter: What? No, of course I'm not a male escort! And (Y/N) certainly isn't my pimp!

(Cut back to Y/N, still talking to Natasha.)

(Y/N): Now I think it's not going too well.

Natasha: Did she reject him?

(Y/N): I don't-

(Y/N sees the Air Elemental, "Cyclone" appear.)

(Y/N): I'm gonna have to call you back.

Natasha: Okay?

(Y/N hangs up & runs up to MJ & Peter during their conversation.)

MJ: Wait, does that mean--

Peter: The Elementals are fake? That doesn't make any sense because we were there, right?

(Y/N's thoughts): Looks like I ran up here just in time.

Peter: There was fire and destruction, and...Who would do something like that?

(A projection of Mysterio fighting the Air Elemental appears before them.)

MJ: Mysterio.

(Y/N): There's your answer.

(Peter realizes Mysterio's deception & turns to MJ.)

Peter: I am Spider-Man. And I've really messed up.

(Y/N's thoughts): No kidding.

MJ: Wait. You're being serious right now?

Peter: Mh-hm.

MJ: You're 100 percent serious? Because it's not funny.

Peter: No, I'm not joking.

MJ: Because I was only like 67 percent sure.

Peter: MJ--

MJ: So why are you here? Why are you on this school trip?

Peter: I know you have a lot of questions, but we really have to get out of here, okay?

MJ: Okay. Okay. I can't believe I figured it out!

(The trio begins to run back to the hotel.)

Peter: By the way, (Y/N) is the Wolverine.

MJ: That was also obvious.

Peter & (Y/N): Really?

MJ: Yeah. I've literally seen no one else with that haircut.

Peter: That...that is true.

(Y/N): That kind of hurts.

(Cut to MJ's hotel room.)

Peter: I can't believe I gave Beck those glasses. How could I be that stupid?

(Y/N): I tried to stop you.

Peter: I know, I know. He's probably spying on me right now or sending a drone to come and kill me.

MJ: You had access to killer drones?

Peter: Yeah, I didn't really want them, especially after I almost killed Brad.

MJ: You almost killed Brad?

(Y/N): To be fair, I also almost killed Brad.

MJ: The Wolverine almost killed Brad?

Peter: Look, I have to call Mr. Fury and tell him that Beck's a fraud...but I think he tapped my phone. Yours too, (Y/N).

(Y/N): Makes sense.

MJ: So, what are you going to do.
Peter: I need my suit, and I have to go to Berlin and talk to Mr. Fury in person.

(Peter begins changing into his stealth suit & MJ turns around.)

Peter: Aren't you going to change into your suit, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): I wore it under my bodyguard suit.

MJ: Explains why you look so buff in it all the time.

(Y/N): I'm naturally buff.

MJ: Right.

(As Peter & Y/N get into their costumes, pan over to Ned in the doorway.)

Peter: Ah! Ned, perfect!

Ned: The costumes look great...for the costume party at the prince's castle.

(Y/N): Very convincing.

Peter: She knows. I told her.

MJ: He didn't tell me. I figured it out.

Ned: Oh. That's cool.

MJ: Like, a long time ago.

(Peter, Y/N, & MJ explain to Ned that Mysterio is a fraud.)

Ned: So you three were working the case together or what?

MJ: It's been mostly me.

Peter: Ned, call May, get her to call Mr. Harrington, say she wanted me to stay with family in Berlin until this whole thing blows over.

Ned: Got it. Easy.

MJ: Wow, you guys lie with such ease.

(Y/N): Comes with the job.

(Peter & Y/N are about to jump out the window before MJ stops Peter.)

MJ: Wait, wait, wait. The projector.You're gonna need this.

(MJ tosses the projector & he catches it.)

Peter: Don't tell anybody about this, okay? Anyone who knows is in danger.

(Peter swings out of the window, Y/N lands on the ground, & runs after him.)

Berlin, Germany

(Peter & Y/N are on top of a train.)

(Y/N): Trains and myself don't go well together.

Peter: Why is that?

(Y/N): I'll tell you another time.

(Cut to Peter & Y/N in a car with Nick Fury.)

Peter: Mr. Fury!

Fury: You've got a lot of explaining to do. Good you've brought (Y/N) with you.

(Y/N): Why wouldn't I be with him?

Peter: No, no, no, listen.

Fury: Wait until we're secure.

Peter: [sighs] Okay.

(Cut to the trio walking into a S.H.I.E.L.D. conference room.)

(Y/N): Where's Natasha?

Fury: She'll be here in a second. So is there anything you want to tell us about your girlfriend?

Maria: He's talking about EDITH.

Peter: I made a mistake, I'm sorry, but he is not who you think he is. Beck is a liar. Mysterio, the Elementals, it's all fake. He has some illusion tech.

(Y/N): It's true.

Peter: That's how he tricked you, and me into giving him EDITH.

(Peter slides the projector across the table to Fury & Hill.)

Fury: So all that death and destruction we witnessed was created by this?

Peter: No, not just this. I think he's using drones.

Nick: Well, if this is true, then Beck's very dangerous and we need to be very smart.

(Y/N): If?

Fury: Who else did you tell about this?

(Peter senses something.)

Maria: What's wrong?

Peter: It's Beck. He's here.

(Y/N): We can end this here then.

*SKINT*

(The hologram around them disappears, including Maria Hill. Revealing an abandoned building.)

Fury: What? Hill?

Peter: No, it's just an illu--

(A missile flies in & takes out Fury.)

Peter: Fury!

(Another missile flies in aiming straight for Peter but Y/N pushes Peter out of the way & takes the missile to the chest resulting in him falling several floors away from Peter.)

Wolverine: [groans] Kid? Kid!

(Beck's amplified voice begins talking to Y/N.)

Beck: I love how you're worried about Peter but I think you should be worried about yourself at the moment.

Wolverine: Show yourself, coward!

Beck: So you can stab me? No thank you.

Wolverine: [growls]

Beck: I know you go by Wolverine but is there really a need for you to growl as much as you do?

Wolverine's thoughts: Just ignore him and sniff the kid out.

(Y/N begins to sniff Peter out as Beck continues talking to him.)

Beck: I didn't think you'd be with Peter on his trip. You were on your honeymoon. Natasha Romanoff, how'd you pull that off?

Wolverine: I'm going to cut out your tongue.

Beck: But a good hero is always prepared for the unexpected.

Wolverine: You're no hero.

Beck: But Wanda wasn't prepared, was she?

Wolverine: Huh?

(Red blasts hit Y/N in the back which drop him to a knee.)

Wolverine: What the--?

(Y/N turns around to see Wanda angrily walking towards him.)

Wolverine: Wanda?

Wanda: Brother.

Beck: Was Wanda prepared when you betrayed her back in Leipzig?

(Wanda continues to fire red blasts at Y/N.)

Wolverine: [grunts] Come on!

(Y/N runs behind a pillar.)

Wolverine: [panting]

(Suddenly Wanda appears right in front of Y/N.)

Beck: How about I remind you of the last words she spoke to you?

Wanda: I never want to-

Wolverine: I'm gonna stop you right there. Those weren't the last words she left me. We've moved past that.

Beck: Oh? Let's try this!

(Wanda disappears & Y/N's surroundings begin to change.)

Wolverine: This looks like...

Beck: That's right, (Y/N). It's your home. Sokovia. Well, what it used to be.

(Before Y/N can take a good look, he's punched repeatedly by a blur.)

Wolverine: *spits blood* Don't tell me...

Beck: That's right, (Y/N).

(The blur runs up to Y/N.)

Beck: It's your brother!

(Y/N looks at his brother & they lock eyes.)

Wolverine: Pietro.

(Pietro uppercuts Y/N.)

Wolverine: [grunts]

Pietro: You didn't see that coming?

(Pietro grabs Y/N & runs with him.)

Pietro: Why weren't you with me, (Y/N)?

Wolverine: I-I was--

Pietro: Oh, yeah. That's right. You wanted to be near Wanda. You always loved her more than me!

Wolverine: That's not true!

(Y/N places his feet on Pietro's stomach & flips him over.)

Pietro & (Y/N): [grunting & groaning]

Wolverine: I loved you just as much Wanda.

Pietro: Liar!

(Pietro runs towards Y/N with his fist cocked back & punches Y/N. But instead of punching Y/N in the face, he punches right into three of Y/N's claws.)

Wolverine: [deep breath] This isn't real. Pietro would never say any of this. Do I regret what happened to him? Of course I do. But all I can do now is try to make him proud.

(Pietro & Sokovia disappear.)

Beck: Look at you. You have it all together, huh?

Wolverine: I don't but I'm slowly getting there--Ahh!

(The floor beneath Y/N disappears & he falls.)

*THUD*

Wolverine: [groans]

Beck: [sighs] I know this won't work but it's worth a shot.

(Suddenly, a bunch of Outriders begin to pile on top of Y/N.)

Wolverine: [growls] Get off!

(And, of course, Y/N instantly slaughters all of the Outriders. Except for one that was surprisingly able to somewhat keep up with him. The Outrider & Y/N go back & forth for what seems like forever but eventually, Y/N is able to kill that Outrider.)

Wolverine: [panting] That one was harder to kill than the rest.

Beck: Wanna know why?

(The Outrider disappears to reveal a bloody & cut up Natasha.)

Wolverine: ...

(Y/N is shocked & horrified at the sight of this. He immediately runs to motionless body & holds her in his arms.)

Wolverine: N-N-Natasha...?

Natasha: (Y/N)...why...?

Wolverine: *panicked* T-This isn't real!

(Y/N stiffs her to find out if it really is her & unfortunately it is.)

Wolverine: *teary eyed* No, no, no!

Natasha: I...thought...you loved me...?

(Natasha dies in her husband's arms.)

Beck: You really are a killer.

(Y/N just holds his wife's lifeless body in his arms. As he's doing this; his surroundings get back to normal & Peter looks across to see Y/N on his knees.)

Peter: (Y/N), thank-

(Peter notices Natasha in Y/N's arms.)

Peter: (Y/N)...

(Fury returns with back up & shoots Beck in the back.)

Peter: Fury. Unh.

Fury: Beck's people are trying to find everyone who could expose him. Who'd you tell?

Peter: Um...I think (Y/N) could use some help-

Fury: We'll get to him. But first, I know you told someone...so just tell me.

Peter: Okay.

Fury: Who did you tell? Who else did you tell?

Peter: Just Ned and MJ from my class. Maybe Ned told his girlfriend Betty, but that's it.

Fury: [laughing]

Peter: What?

Fury: You are so gullible.

Peter: What?

Fury: You're smart as a whip. Just a...

(Fury disappears & Beck appears.)

Beck: ...sucker. And now all your friends have to die.

(Peter falls back into Beck's illusions.)

Beck: It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves. Now, did I take it too far with having (Y/N) think that he killed his wife?

(Natasha's body disappears from Y/N's arms.)

Beck: Yeah, probably. But you should've seen him, Peter. He practically wasn't phased by anything I threw at him. It was quite impressive. But for what it's worth, Peter, I really am sorry.

(Beck lifts his illusion, revealing that Peter & Y/N are on train tracks & are instantly hit by an oncoming train.)

Beck: EDITH?

EDITH: Yes, Quintin?

Beck: Access files to Peter Parker's class trip. I need them to fly home from London.

(Cut to Y/N & Peter climbing up the side of the train. They both slowly but surely make their way into the train & fall asleep.)

Netherlands

(Y/N & Peter are in a jail cell.)

Peter: [snoring]

(Y/N's thoughts): Just try to relax.

(Y/N can't really focus on what's going on around him because all he can imagine right now is Natasha's dead body in arms.)

(Y/N): [whispers] I'm sorry...

(Peter wakes up next to some kind people who welcome him & Y/N to the Netherlands. Peter then looks over at a sad & defeated Y/N & walks over to him.)

Peter: Hey, (Y/N).

(Y/N): [sadly] Hey, kid.

Peter: I know what Beck made you see and what he made you do. But it wasn't real. Any of it.

(Y/N): I know that, Peter. But...[clears his throat] he even made it smell like her. Her hair, what she was wearing, even her blood. You know I'd never do that, right?

Peter: Of course, (Y/N).

(Y/N): Good.

Peter: (Y/N), I need you. I don't know if you heard the guys in the cell with us but we're in the Netherlands and if we don't leave now, Beck's going to kill my friends.

(Y/N slowly stands up.)

(Y/N): Let's get going then.

(Peter breaks the lock & Y/N follows him out the building. Peter then asks a man if he could borrow his & the man happily lets Peter borrow his phone. He then calls someone for a ride. Cut to Peter & Y/N in a tulip field where a jet flies down & Happy walks out of it.)

Happy: Peter? (Y/N)? Are you two okay?

(Y/N): Definitely been better.

Peter: Happy, is that you?

Happy: Yeah, of course it's me.

Peter: Stop! Tell me something only you would know.

Happy: (Y/N)?

(Y/N looks at Peter.)

(Y/N): [sighs]

*SLOW SKINT*

(Y/N points three of his claws at Happy.)

(Y/N): You heard him.

Happy: Only I would know. Uh...Remember when we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video in your room? They didn't list titles, but I could tell by the price it was an adult film. And you didn't know how I knew--

Peter: Okay, fine! It's you. Stop.

(Y/N): [chuckles]

(Peter walks up to Happy & hugs him.)

Peter: It's so good to see you.

Happy: Peter, you'll have to tell me what the hell is going on here. But first, really I don't get a hug from my former protégé?

(Y/N): I guess not.

Happy: That's fine I guess. You better at least give her a hug.

(Natasha walks out of the plane & Y/N immediately runs to her, engulfs her in a hug, & cries into her shoulder.)

Natasha: Killer.

(Natasha rubs his back.)

Natasha: Tell me what happened.

(Cut to on the jet where Happy is stitching up Peter on one end while Y/N is telling Natasha what happened when he fought Mysterio.)

Natasha: (Y/N).

(Y/N): I know it wasn't real but...

Natasha: (Y/N). Look at me.

(Y/N looks at his wife.)

Natasha: He tricked you. I know you would never do that. Not just because we're married or because you love me. It's because that's not who you are.

(Y/N): What if it is?

(Natasha kisses her husband.)

Natasha: It's not.

(Y/N): *smirks* I love you.

Natasha: I know.

(Natasha stands up.)

Natasha: Now, are you going to let this Mysterio guy pull one over on Wolverine or are going to bring him to justice?

(Y/N looks at his wife with a determined eyes.)

Natasha: There he is.

(As Y/N & Natasha were having their conversation, Peter's spirits were lifted & he's now remotivated to stop Beck after talking to Happy. Who gives Peter his phone.)

Peter: What's your password?

Happy: "Password."

Peter: No, what is your password?

Happy: "Password," spelled out.

Peter: Head of security, and your password is "password"?

Natasha: He really trained you into being a bodyguard?

(Y/N): I find that hard to believe as well.

Happy: Hey, stop with the slander and I don't feel good about it either.

(Peter watches one of Flash's vlogs & finds out that they're in London.)

Peter: They're in London.

Happy: London, okay.

Peter: Yeah, I need a suit.

Happy: Suit?

(A metal pod opens behind Peter revealing a workshop of sorts & Peter begins to make himself a new Spider-Man suit as Happy, Natasha, & Y/N watch proudly.)

Peter: What?

Happy: Nothing. You take care of the suit. I'll take care of the music.

[AC/DC'S "BACK IN BLACK" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

Peter: Oh, I love Led Zeppelin.

(Y/N): How does he think this is Led Zeppelin?

Natasha: I'm sure he'll learn the difference.

Dorset Coast, United Kingdom

Happy: Fury's got the coded message. Your friends are at the Tower Bridge.

Peter: Okay.

Happy: Your boy called it the London Bridge, but I figured it out. (Y/N) and I will scoop them up, okay?

Peter: Yeah.

Happy: We're close.

Peter: We're close.

Happy: How's the suit coming?

Peter: Almost done.

Happy: Good.

Peter: Wait, wait, whoa, whoa. Before you go, if something happens to me...

(Peter pulls out the Black Dahlia necklace.)

Peter: Could you give this to MJ?

Happy: You'll make it back. Give it to herself. You got this.

Peter: I got this.

(Peter goes over the plan with Happy.)

Peter: How do I explain this? Uh...I have a sixth sense.

Happy: The Peter-tingle. That's what you're talking about, right? It's not working though.

Natasha: You have come up with a better name, kid.

(Y/N): How about, "Spider-

Peter: We can come up with a better name for it later.

Happy: (Y/N) and I will get your friends. You get that Peter-tingle back online.

(Y/N changes into his bodyguard suit & Natasha is fixing his tie.)

(Y/N): You sure you don't want me with you?

Peter: Yeah, I need you to protect my friends and it's about time I stick up for you.

(Y/N): [proud chuckle] All right, boss.

Natasha: What about me? I can't help but feel left out.

Peter: I was actually going to drop you off myself to the ground so you could warn Fury. Is that okay with you? Mrs. Roman--Maximoff? Ma'am?

Natasha: We're friends. Call me Nat. And yes, it's okay with me, [imidates Y/N's voice] boss.

(Y/N): As impressions go, that wasn't bad.

(Cut to Happy flying the jet up with Peter & Natasha on the side of it.)

(Y/N): Be careful.

Natasha: I'm always careful.

Peter: Hey, Happy.

Happy: Yeah, kid. What is it?

Peter: We need to have a serious conversation about you and my aunt!

(Peter lets go of the plane & falls towards the Elemental with Natasha on his back.)

(Y/N): Oh, yeah! You're dating his aunt.

Happy: You can't be jealous, (Y/N). You're married and you already had your chance.

(Y/N): [chuckles] Wait, I did?

(Peter is able to undo Beck's illusion of the Elemental, Natasha is able to reach Fury, & is able to take out the drone in front of him. Cut to Happy & Y/N watching Flash's vlog.)

Happy: There you are.

(Y/N): Kids these days.

(Happy & Y/N run to Peter's friends.)

Happy: Ned!

Ned: Happy! (Y/N)!

Happy: We gotta get you out of here! Get on the jet!

MJ: Who are you?

Happy: I work with Spider-Man. So does (Y/N). Get on the jet.

Flash: You work for Spider-Man?

Happy: I work with Spider-Man, (Y/N) works for Spider-Man.

(Y/N): We can hash this out later.

(Two drones blow up the jet.)

Happy: New plan. Into the tower.

(Peter continues to dodge drones.)

Happy: Into the Crown Jewels vault!

(Y/N is about to pop his claws & destroy the drones chasing them but Flash grabs his arm & pulls him towards the others.)

Flash: Are you trying to get yourself killed?!

(Y/N): Uh, no.

(Cut to Y/N, Happy, & Peter's friends trapped in a room with drones shooting the door down.)

Ned: Are we going to die?

Happy: Nobody dies on my watch.

Ned: I wasted my life playing video games, we're gonna die.

(Y/N): We're not going to die!

Ned: That's easy for you to say!

(The drones begin shock-waving the door.)

Betty: I have a fake ID, and I've never even used it.

Flash: I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.

Happy: Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would've never found you.

Flash: Spider-Man--? Spider-Man follows me? I saved us, guys.

MJ: If you saved us, why are we all about to die?

Betty: MJ!

Happy: Stop it!

(Y/N): Read the situation!

MJ: I'm sorry, okay? I'm obsessed with telling the truth even it hurts other people's feelings.

Happy: I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt.

(They all look at Happy.)

Happy: We're sharing, right?

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(The drones back the door down & fire on Y/N, Happy, & Peter's friends but before they can, Peter confirms all of the cancelation orders.)

Flash: Whoo! Yeah!

(MJ runs out of the room.)

Happy: Where are you going?

(Y/N): I've got her.

(Y/N runs after MJ.)

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(Y/N): *smiles widely*

(MJ notices Y/N.)

MJ: You saw that didn't you?

(Y/N): *while smiling* Saw what?

MJ: You look like an idiot.

(MJ walks past Y/N.)

(Y/N): Good job, boss.

Newark, New Jersey

(Cut to Y/N & Natasha on Peter's class' plane that just landed at the airport.)

(Y/N): Ugh, I'm happy all of that is finally over.

Natasha: As am I. Though, could you remind me what we were doing before this?

(Y/N kisses his wife.)

Natasha: Hmm, I think it's coming back to me.

(Y/N): Atta, girl.

(Y/N stands up from his seat & as he does, Peter runs up to him.)

Peter: [panting] I found you.

(Y/N): What's up, boss?

Peter: I just wanted to thank you.

(Y/N): There's no nee-

(Peter hugs Y/N.)

(Y/N): Oof! You almost knocked me down, what're you doing?

Peter: I never hugged after, you know, So I'm doing it now before I forget again.

(Y/N): [chuckles] Smart.

(Y/N wraps his arms around Peter & hugs him back.)

*SNAP*

(Natasha takes a picture of the pair hugging.)

Natasha: He just has a way with spiders.

(Cut to Y/N & Natasha walking together behind Peter's class.)

Natasha: For a second there I thought I'd have to pry you have of him.

(Y/N): Hey, he hugged me first.

(The couple notice Peter & MJ holding hands.)

Natasha: Is that the girl?

(Y/N): It is.

Natasha: Cute.

(Y/N): Definitely.

(Cut to Y/N & Natasha watching Peter being reunited with May.)

Natasha: That's his aunt?

(Y/N): I know, right?

Natasha: You made a move on her, didn't you?

(Y/N): What? Of course not.

Natasha: Sure.

(Natasha walks from Y/N.)

(Y/N): Natasha, you're joking, right? Natasha?

(Cut to Y/N & Natasha on top of a building, watching Peter swing with MJ holding onto him.)

Natasha: You know you don't have to watch over him anymore, right?

(Y/N): Yeah, I know. I guess, I'm gonna miss him is all.

Natasha: Aw, (Y/N). He'll be fine without you.

(Y/N): [sighs] You're right.

(Cut to Peter placing MJ back on the ground.)

MJ: Let's just--Never, never doing that again. I'm never doing that again.

Spider-Man: Okay. I should probably get out of here.

MJ: Be safe, Heh.

Spider-Man: See you later.

(Peter hops onto a lightpost. Pan to a giant screen with breaking news.)

Pat Kiernan: We come with revelations about last week's attack in London. An anonymous source provided this video. It shows Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio, moments before his death. A warning, you may find this video disturbing.

(Cut to altered footage of the Tower Bridge battle.)

Mysterio: I managed to send the Elemental through the dimensional rift, but I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge alive. Spider-Man attacked me for some reason. He has an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology, saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new Iron Man, no one else.

(We're shown Quintin's death, but his superhero costume has been added. The audio is different, too.)

EDITH: Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? There will be significant casualties.

Spider-Man: Do it. Execute them all.

(We hear sounds of drones firing & people screaming. While Peter, MJ, Y/N, & Natasha watch, the newscaster comes back on screen.)

Pat Kiernan: This shocking video was released earlier today on the controversial news website, "TheDailyBugle.net."

(Cut to J. Jonah Jameson on the news screen.)

Jameson: There you have it, folks: conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio, an interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet and who will no doubt go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time. But that's not all, folks. Here's the real blockbuster. Brace yourselves. You might wanna sit down.

(Cut back to altered footage of the Tower Bridge battle.)

Beck: Spider-Man's real--Spider-Man's real name is--Spider-Man's real name is Peter Parker!

(Peter's school picture fills the screen. Cut to Natasha & Y/N.)

Natasha: That's not good.

(Y/N): Son of a--

(Cut to Peter.)

Spider-Man: What the fu--?