NO ONE'S POV:

Ohio
The Maximoff Household

(It's early in the morning where we see Y/N sleeping next to Natasha.)

(Y/N): [snoring]

Natasha: (Y/N).

(Y/N): [snoring]

Natasha: (Y/N)?

(Y/N): [snoring]

(Natasha begins shaking him awake.)

(Y/N): [groans] What...?

Natasha: Happy Father's Day, killer.

(Y/N): *groggy* Woo...

Natasha: That was not the reaction I was expecting.

(Y/N): [yawns]

(He starts falling back asleep.)

Natasha: Well, I do have the day planned out for just and me but if you'd rather sleep...

(Y/N): Okay. I'm getting up.

Natasha: That's what I thought.

(Cut to Y/N in the shower while Natasha's in the bathroom.)

(Y/N): So, what exactly are we doing today?

Natasha: It's a surprise.

(Y/N): *gurgles water* Of course. [spits] Who's gonna be watching Laura and Daken?

Natasha: Yelena. She should be here soon.

(Y/N turns off the water, steps out of the shower, & wraps a towel around himself.)

(Y/N): Yelena. Great.

Natasha: Don't be like that. I thought you and her were on better terms?

(Y/N): She still calls me a dog and makes dog jokes around me. Also, the last time I saw her she impaled me onto a Christmas tree star.

Natasha: Didn't the two of you hug afterwards?

(Y/N): Yes.

(She cups his face.)

Natasha: Progress.

(Y/N): Yeah, progress.

(He notices his Natasha's hair isn't red anymore. It's...)

(Y/N): You're blonde again?

Natasha: Just for today.

(Y/N): Why?

Natasha: Since we were recognized during our honeymoon, I thought, I should try to prevent that from happening today.

(Y/N): You have the right idea.

(He walks over to the bathroom counter & puts shaving cream on face.)

*SKINT*

(Y/N pops a claw & starts shaving his face with it.)

(Y/N): How do I look?

Natasha: Very handsome.

(Cut to Y/N making breakfast for Laura & Daken.)

(Y/N): Morning you two.

Daken: [yawns] Morning.

Laura: [yawns] Morning, dad.

(He places plates of bacon & eggs on the table giving his kids the chance to look at his face.)

Laura & Daken: You shaved?

(Y/N): Heh. Yeah. You guys like it?

Daken: You look better with a beard.

(Y/N): Honest. Thanks, son.

Daken: No problem.

(Daken sits at the table.)

(Y/N): And you, Laura?

Laura: *gestures her father to come over to her*

(Y/N walks over to his daughter & kneels down to her where she cups his face with her hands.)

Laura: So smooth.

(Y/N): I take it you like it then?

Laura: *uncups his face while smiling* Yes!

(Y/N): [chuckles] Okay, go eat your breakfast before it gets cold.

(Laura sits at the table as Natasha enters the kitchen.)

Natasha: Your father and I are going to be gone for a couple hours and aunt Yelena is going to watch you while we're away.

Laura: Okay.

Daken: Okay, mom.

(The kids are unfazed by Natasha's blonde hair.)

(Y/N): How come you two instantly noticed my shaved face but say nothing to your mother's blond hair?

Daken: She told us yesterday that she was going to dye it.

Laura: Yeah.

(Y/N): Oh. That's smart.

(Natasha kisses Y/N's cheek.)

Natasha: Isn't it?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Natasha: That must be Yelena. Killer, could you let her in?

(Y/N): Can't you let her in?

Natasha: Please?

(Y/N): [sighs] Okay.

(He walks to the door & opens it.)

Yelena: (Y/N).

(Y/N): Yelena. Good morning.

Yelena: You shaved.

(Y/N): I did--

(She cups his face.)

Yelena: Ha! As smooth as baby's bottom.

(He pulls his face out of her hands.)

(Y/N): Thanks for the comment.

(He lets her in & they are now on their way to the kitchen.)

(Y/N): Anyways, thanks for watching Daken and Laura for us.

Yelena: Don't mention it. Any excuse to spend time with my niece and nephew.

(They enter the kitchen where Yelena sees Natasha's blond hair.)

Yelena: I see that you copied my hair.

Natasha: Not for long.

(She walks to Y/N & is now standing next to him.)

Natasha: Your father and I are leaving.

Daken: *mouth full* Bye!

Laura: *mouth full* Love you, guys!

(Y/N): Please make sure they don't choke anything, Yelena.

Yelena: [scoffs] I will. Now get out of you two. We're going to have so much fun.

(They walk towards the door where Y/N opens the door for his wife. He's in the middle of walking out the door himself but Yelena calls out for him.)

Yelena: (Y/N)!

(Y/N): What?

Yelena: Try not to slobber all over my sister, okay?

(Y/N): [growls]

Yelena: [chuckles]

(He closes the door to see Natasha in their car, waiting for him.)

Natasha: She called you dog, didn't you?

(Y/N): In a way.

(Cut to Natasha driving with Y/N in the passenger seat.)

(Y/N): So, where are we going?

Natasha: So impatient.

(Y/N): [laughs] No.

Natasha: Would you like a hint?

(Y/N): Absolutely.

Natasha: Kids love this place.

(Y/N): Hmm. I got nothing.

(Cut to them in their now parked car, in the parking lot.)

Natasha: Still don't know?

(Y/N): Nope.

Natasha: You're adorable.

(She puts on some glasses.)

(Y/N): Since when do you wear glasses?

Natasha: These are fake.

(Y/N): Ah.

Natasha: You don't want me being recognized, right?

(Y/N): Yes, ma'am.

Natasha: Hence, the fake glasses.

(She puts them on.)

Natasha: How do I look?

(Y/N): So fucking cute.

Natasha: Perfect. That was what I was going for. Now, let's go.

(Cut to them walking, holding hands, to the entrance of where they are.)

(Y/N): [sniffs]

Natasha: Know where we are now?

(Y/N): [sniffs] Animals?

(They walk up to the entrance.)

(Y/N): Of course!

Natasha: How'd I do picking the place to spend your Father's Day?

(Y/N): You did great.

Natasha: Really?

(He kisses her forehead.)

(Y/N): Really.

(The two walk into the Columbus Zoo. They see and walk into many animal exhibits. To name a few; the African Lion, Amur Tiger, Asian Elephant, Mandrill, Polar Bear, Western Lowland Gorilla, & Zebra Shark. They even took a picture in front of the Koala exhibit because Natasha wanted to & Y/N was more than willing to oblige. As they continue to walk, Natasha has Y/N close his eyes.)

Natasha: Keep your eyes closed.

(Y/N): They're closed. You just make sure to lead me.

Natasha: *pulls Y/N forward*

(They finally arrive at the exhibit that Natasha had Y/N close his eyes for.)

(Y/N): Wolverines!

Natasha: I had a feeling you'd like this exhibit.

(Y/N): They're me!

Natasha: [laughs] Not really.

(He reads the plaque in front of the Wolverine exhibit.)

(Y/N): Did you know Alaskans view wolverines as a symbol of wilderness?

Natasha: I did not.

(She takes a picture of Y/N in front of the wolverine exhibit. They continue walking around the zoo until a cut showing them sitting on a bench together watching people go past them.)

(Y/N): I'm honestly surprised we haven't been recognized.

Natasha: Well, we did go all out on preventing that.

(Y/N): True...Hey, Natasha?

Natasha: Killer?

(Y/N): This Father's Day has been...ideal'no.

("Ideal'no" is "perfect" in Russian.)

(After hearing him say that, Natasha holds his hand tightly.)

Natasha: (Y/N).

(Y/N): Yeah?

(She kisses him.)

(Y/N): You know? Kissing you never gets old.

Natasha: Be weird if it did.

(Cut to them walking inside their house where Yelena turns a corner & sees them.)

Yelena: You're back. Have fun?

(They look at each other.)

Natasha: Yeah.

(Y/N): We did.

Yelena: Were you a good boy?

(Y/N): You just can't help yourself, can you?

Yelena: Last one for today.

(Y/N): I find that hard to believe.

Yelena: Would you believe me if I told you that Laura and Daken had made some gifts for you?

Natasha: Aw, they did?

Yelena: They did.

(Y/N): Looks like I've got to accept them then. Where are they?

Yelena: The living room.

(He walks over to the living room with Natasha & Yelena following him. He sees his kids finishing up their gifts.)

(Y/N): Your aunt tells me that you two made gifts for me?

Laura: You're back! We did!

(He notices Daken's gift.)

(Y/N): That's a pretty big gift, Daken.

Daken: It's not that big.

(He kneels down to their height & calls them over.)

(Y/N): How about you give me your gifts, sound good?

Laura: Yeah!

Daken: That works.

(Y/N): Okay, so--

(They show their father their gifts.)

Natasha & Yelena: [chuckling]