The Mouth Of The Merc Hacks At It
Author Note: Enjoy The Fan Art i found on google.
Deadpool: Hey Look how sexy i look...
Author: Wade? Who, why are you, how did you even?
Deadpool: Its what i like to call breaking of fourth walls.
Author: You mean Fourth Wall Breaking.
Deadpool: Yea that, breaking the fourth wall since 1990.
Author: Can i get on with the story.
Deadpool: You mean Chatroom?
Author: Wade!?
Deadpool: Alright Fine...
[Deadpool Enables The Chat]
[Deadpool hacks in and changes everyone's name]
Deadpool: This will make things fun
[Deadpool left the chat]
[Deadpool delete his history of being here]
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[FeMale enter the chat]
[Robin Hood enter the chat]
[Russia Roulette enter the chat]
[Green Giant has enter the chat]
FeMale: What the hell!!
Robin Hood: Who change the names
Russia Roulette: Tony you were hacked again
FeMale: Impossible, i made sure that no one can hack my tech again
Green Giant: I don't know if i should be mad at this name, or take it as a complicate
Robin Hood: I think my is a bit stereotypical.
Russia Roulette: Really, yours is?
[Birdie has enter the chat]
FeMale: Who is that?
Birdie: Who in the hell...it's me Falcon.
Birdie: Who are you guys?
FeMale: Tony.
Robin Hood: Hawkeye.
Russia Roulette: Black Widow.
Green Giant: Bruce, Hulk as you may be more familiar with.
[Birdie Left The Chat]
[FeMale added Birdie to chat]
FeMale: Why you leave?
Birdie: Hahahahaha
FeMale: What's so funny?
Green Giant: He is probably laughing at your name Tony
FeMale: haha, i get it Female, It means girl. No it's FeMale which is Iron Male or Ironman. Get it?
Birdie: HAHAHAHAHa, Your a Female
FeMale: Really mature Falcon
Robin Hood: Karma is a bitch Tony
Russia Roulette: Don't you mean Mrs.Stark?
Birdie: HAhahahaha
[Birdie left]
Robin Hood: HAhahahaha
FeMale: *Mumbles*
[Female Left the chat]
Russia Roulette: we should probably go find him and apologize
Robin Hood: Yea we should
[Robin Hood left the chat]
[Russia Roulette left the chat]
[Green Giant left the chat]
[I Robot enter the chat]
[Metal Daughter enter the chat]
[Iron Patriot enter the chat]
[Tiger enter the chat]
[Midget has enter the chat]
Metal Daughter: Whats up with my name?
Tiger: Oh haha i get it guys very funny
Iron Patriot: Oh god not this name again. Tony i swear
Midget: really midget? is this like a pun gone bad?
Metal Daughter: I still don't get my name? What's the joke?
I-Robot: I don't know maybe something about us?
Metal Daughter: Who are you suppose be?
I-Robot: It's me Vision
Metal Daughter: Oh hey, thanks again for saving me back there during our battle with Ultron
[Sexy Mother Fucker has enter the chat]
Sexy Mother Fucker: You are the daughter of a metal bending mutant name Magneto.
Metal Daughter: Mag-who?
Sexy Mother Fucker: Magneto, also goes by Eric. Frienemies to Charles Xavier.
Midget: Xavier?
Sexy Mother Fucker: Charles Xavier, leader and creator of X-men. Greatest telepathy in the world, and the wisest mutant of all.
Midget: Mutant?
Sexy Mother Fucker: Oh Mer Comic Book Rant, do you even read brah, mutants are like you guys. Well not you but like little wicked witch and the spider guy that is in this chat.
Tiger: But what are X-men? and who uses the term mutants. We're Inhumans
Sexy Mother Fucker: Inhumans? what shit is this, what it's like you guys don't have the right to say mutants.
Author: They don't Wade
Sexy Mother Fucker: Wait they don't, why the fuck not?
Author: Because Fox Network owns the rights to the word mutants.
Sexy Mother Fucker: Wait really, a whole corporation can own the rights to one word.
Tiger: who are you talking too?
Metal Daughter: Yea, your creepy us out
Sexy Mother Fucker: I'm talking to the author...you know what, you guys wouldn't understand.
[Sexy Mother Fucker left]
Tiger: That was weird
Metal Daughter: Agree
Midget: Yep
[Iron Patriot left]
[Midget left]
[Tiger left]
[I-Robot left]
[Metal Daughter left]
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Author: Wade, did you do this?
Deadpool: Do what? the name change, yea it was me
Author: Why? How did you even, Wait never mind i already know.
Deadpool/Author: Forth Wall Break
Deadpool: See there you go now you are learning my fine narrator friend. I have to go now because i need to kill a guy for another guy involving this other guy.
Author: What?
Deadpool: Bye love! Remember Always practice safe sex with your unicorn pillow
Author: Whoa hold on what?!?
[Deadpool left the chat]
[The chats setting has been reset]
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