When people in MCSM say that they're gonna help you, but this really just happens instead:
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[Insert character here]: okay I'm gonna help you

Liver: Yo, thanks a lot I really apprecia--

[Insert character here]: *leans against wall*

Liver: Aren't you gonna help?

[Insert character here]: I am

Liver: but you're just sitting there an--

[Insert character here]: I AM helping